User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard./@comment-1421927-20090816165423

Dear Richard,

1. Do evil badgers have evil podcasts to talk about their own evilness?

2. Why do you like the letter 'S'?

3. Do they have an evil badger muppets show?

4. How much do they pay you to do this? (Lemme guess, not enough.)

5. How did you make your first dollar?

6. Are there evil lady badgers in evil badger land, or is it like the dwarves from LOTR where there are women but they look so much like the men that you can't tell and people just think that they pop out of the ground?

7. Let's say I'm bullied at school. And I want them to stop. Can you help me?

8. What University did you attend?

9. Do you ever smile a non-evil non-mad smile?

10. Do you have gross teeth like all of the other villains, or do you floss daily?