User blog:Jadefang/Babelfish Translator: Redwall Mess-Ups

While surfing the web for pictures of Redwall villans (Damug Warfang, Ferahgo the Assasin, Swartt Sixclaw, etc.) I found this wierd website, http://tashian.com/multibabel/. You know what a Babelfish Translator is like, right? Its one of those things where you can type in something, then whatever you type gets translated into multiple languages, and it gets translated back into English so you can read the translated message. My apologies if this explanation is confusing. Anyways, the only drawback of the translator is this: sometimes, the stuff that you type in can be really wierd and make no sense at all! Here is an example:

Original English Text: Ferahgo the Assasin, Swartt Sixclaw, Ublaz Mad Eyes, and Cluny the Scourge are my favorite Redwall villans.

Translated to Japanese: Ferahgo is assassin, eye of the lunatic of Ublaz of Swartt Sixclaw, and villans of my taste of Cluny punishment Redwall.

(See how weird it gets?)

Translated to Chinese: Ferahgo is the assassin and Cluny punishes Redwall my taste eye lunatic Swartt Sixclaw Ublaz and villans.

(Cluny punishes Redwall and taste the eye of lunatic Swartt Sixclaw... heheheh)

Translated to French: Ferahgo is the assassin and the sky of Cluny punishes Redwall my Swartt eye gives Sixclaw Ublaz and villans of taste.

(Swartt eye gives Sixclaw Ublaz and villans of taste, and sky of Cluny punishes Redwall. XD )

Translated to German: Ferahgo is the Meuchelmörder and the sky of Cluny punishes talking embankment, which my Swartt gives to eye Sixclaw Ublaz and villans the taste.

(What the heck is a Meuchelmörder? Isn't this a translator?)

Translated to Italian: Ferahgo is the Meuchelmörder and the sky of Cluny punishes the conversation bank, than my Swartt it gives for eye Sixclaw Ublaz and villans the taste.

(Basically the same thing as above but this time, 'the sky of Cluny punishes the conversation bank'. Lol!)

Translated to Portugese: Ferahgo is the Meuchelmörder and the sky of Cluny punishes the bank of the conversation, of what my Swartt that of the one for the eye Sixclaw Ublaz and villans the taste.

(More Meuchelmörders again :P)

Translated to Spanish: Ferahgo is the Meuchelmörder and the sky of Cluny punishes the battery of the conversation, than my Swartt that of that he is for the eye Sixclaw Ublaz and villans the pleasure.

(Another Meuchelmörder?! Wait a minute; 'the sky of Cluny punishes the battery of the conversation'... what battery of conversation?)

Try it! Here is the link again: http://tashian.com/multibabel/. Please post your comments on this, and if you like, post your own translator mess-ups! --Jadefang Vorpius de liporius octo 01:56, July 2, 2010 (UTC)