User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Fourth Redwall Wars/@comment-1399757-20100907200807

''Captain McMillan blasts Gandalf the Grey,

''And Planet chop White's head off, cause he's child's play,

''I Maul Vader & Darth Maul; Barney, Elmo, Ringo - all,

''And Ewoks trip the Rangers, making every one fall,

''Spock & Dock Ock get phased by Star Fox,

''While Link & Meta die from Metallica's awesome rock,

''Then Luke, Mace, & Obi jumped into the sky,

''And throw into Thorn's face some kick-butt rhymin' pie!