User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Fourth Redwall Wars/@comment-2006360-20100907211714

McMillan blows up from the magic of the Grey,

While Planet is destroyed by the Warriors of Slay.

Qui-Gon Jin PWNs Neil and Harry Potter casts a spell,

While the others run to safety as well,

And Star Wolf blasts Star Fox to bits,

And the Rangers shoots the Ewoks with potato chips,

And as the angels sing out in immaculate chorus,

From the heavens descends Chuck Noriss,

And he launches a kick that smashes the neck,

Of the Jedi...what the heck?

I wipe off the pie and begin to sigh,

Then Godzilla comes from bumping around,

In Tokyo City like a big playground,

And before the Jedi can escape to a cave,

Abraham Lincoln comes out of his grave!

He took an AK-47 right out of his hat,

And blew Mace Windu away with a rat-a-tat tat!

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the ey can see!

And only one will survive I wounder who it will be!

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!