User blog:Gota Morza/The "Warlord" Rebooted

Plot
Gasp! What are we going to do??? The Terrible Skunk Warlord, Bigsmell Smalltail has laid his greedy, beady eyes on Mossflower. But due to lack of experience no-one in is really bothered by the plan, which just makes the “warlord” more intent on conquering Mossflower and Redwall. Only a few days ago he and his army landed in Mossflower, dumping masses of the finest wine, mead and ale into the River Moss, getting the shrews, otters and traveler-warriors drunk (Bigsmell was very pleased with this result). Now they are heading to Redwall, using new-state-of the-art technology (Cannons, muskets, powerful cross-bows etc.). But Redwallers are going to fight back, with new and old(ish) technology.

Who are ye goin’ to join??

Rules
-Please Follow the Redwall Wars Wiki Protocol

-More advanced weaponry is allowed, just don’t go shooting everybody!

-No magic please (well, only if you have a good reason)

-No Wolves (big no-no)!

-No invincibility, your character can die (if you want it to, anyway), okay?

- 4 to 5 characters...Max

-Try to make your character do silly/random things every now and then. (I.e.: Whacks a stoat with a soup bowl)

-Post your character in the comments or on Gota’s talkpage

-Have Fun (and be random)!!!

Character Sheet (You may add things, matey!)

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Bigsmell Smalltail

 * Gender: Male
 * Species: Skunk
 * Place of Origin: A place in the far West called Suhampetia
 * Weapon/s: I don’t think he needs weapons…but he does have a butcher knife in his command room.
 * Appearance: Bigsmell fur colour is the typical skunk: white and black stripes. His wardrobe is a long cape with the Smalltail coat of arms (A skunk releasing smell at a Raccoon). Lately in Mossflower he is wearing silver and platinum armor, plus his cape. As his family name suggests, his tail is smaller than an average skunk (and fatter).
 * Personality: Selfish, hot-headed, cruel and greedy, he can be a bad ruler. But when in a good mood he’s jolly, greedy, cruel and (gasp!) Selfish.
 * History: Was born and raised a spoilt child, getting everything he wanted. If he didn’t get what he wanted, he would sit in the corner cursing his parents. When he was in his teens the horde was given to him and he plonked his fat bottom on the throne, thinking evil thoughts. He decided that his goal was to conquer Mossflower…And that’s why he’s here…
 * Affiliation: Him self

Garat Hatardool

 * Gender: Male
 * Species: Black-footed Ferret
 * Place of Origin:Suhampetia
 * Weaponry: likes using a very modern crossbow. For close range a spiked double-bladed broad sword. Plus many poisons for the arrows and the sword to be dipped in...
 * Appearance: Scarred all over the body. There is a rumor that every scar is a battle he won. He wears light bronze armor, boots and a Viking style helmet. The fur on his paws are black, while the rest of the fur is a mixture of brown and white.
 * Personality: Clever, well-spoken and always smiling, you may think he is a nice guy. In fact he’s a ruthless, cold-blooded killer.
 * History: He has served the Smalltail rein for seasons as their Assassin and General. He knows all about killing, thieving and stealth that even a master assassin looks like a beginner to him. When he was traveling to Mossflower, he was the one who thought of dumping the Alcohol in the River Moss.
 * Affiliation: Bigsmell Smalltail

Timbertooth Planktail
Species: Beaver

Gender: Male

Appearance: Timbertooth looks like most of his species with brown fur, orange teeth, and a large, flat tail. He is quite large and is about the size of a badger. He wears brown pants and a broad belt. He also wears suspenders, which are normally covered by a greenish-brown vest he wears.

Personality: Timbertooth is generally very friendly and loyal. He is very helpful and will assist other creatures when needed. He is quite observant and when he sees a need, addresses it. Timbertooth is also a hard-working creature. He is a useful asset to have during conflict, as he is quite strategic in his thinking.

Weapons: Axe, crossbow, and natural defenses

History: Unknown

Spikelet
Spieces: Echinda

Gender: male

Appearance: big Echinda with pointy nose and wears green clothing

Personality: a soldier of the Echinda empire until it fell under attack. Forced to live on his own, Spikelet lived to be a lonely Echinda for the rest of his life. Spikelet works hard and fights to live no matter what.

Weapons: sword, natural defenses

History: a former soldier driven from the Echinda empire

Affiliation: Redwall

Lieutenant Benedict Moore Cornwallis
Species: Hare

Gender: Male

Appearance: Benedict is a mustached hare of average height and build for his species. He has brown fur. He wears a tricorn on his head and the typical uniform of an officer in the Long Patrol.

Personality: Benedict is a very obedient and loyal hare who sticks to the rules and regulations of the Long Patrol at all times. He may come off as stern, but he is not always so uptight. He, like most hares, has a large appetite.

Weapons: The lieutenant is an accurate marksman. He usually carries a musket with him, which has a bayonet on the end of it. He has also been trained to skillfully wield a sabre. He was also trained to be a proficient boxer.

History: The lieutenant hare was born and raised in Salamandastron in hopes of joining the Long Patrol some day. He grew older and began training to become a proper member of the Long Patrol. His dreams came true and he entered the Long Patrol after completing his training with flying colors. He worked his way up through the ranks before making it to lieutenant. He was sent to investigate the going-ons in Mossflower by the badger ruler of Salamandastron