User blog:Long Patrol Girl/Richard and Karen: Too Good to Be True

KAREN.
Karen is Richard's wife. He had an amnesia attack one day in the shout box and forgot all about her. Myself, Taz, and somebody else who I can't remember (Sorry) retold him the story...Heh...

Chapter One: The Unblinking Eye Twitched.
Richard walked off in a huff from the shout box, where he had left LPG sitting in a lead box and everyone else...in a different dimension or something. He had been too angry for his brain to make connections of memory.

Whatever.

He'd get the stupid rabbit later. And she hated being called that. STUPID RABBIT STUPID RABBIT HAHAHA.

Richard shuffled off to his big, scary mountain, went through the big, scary cave that served as a garage, stared as lovingly as an evil badger can at his big, scary Lambo, then went inside.

"Hi honey!" said an unrecognizable badger lady with two children. "Richard Jr. was getting scared of that creepy thing in his closet again. But he killed it! He's such a good little evil badger kid!" she said, hugging the child to her.

Richard's unblinking eye twitched, and when it twitched, all of the flowers in a 27 mile radius died, and rain clouds began to hover over his big scary mountain, for when Richard's unblinking eye twitches, it's real bad.