User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Third Redwall Wars/@comment-1398069-20100607003409

I'll be on Team One! It doesn't exist yet, so I'll make it! The Shannara Avengers come again!

I put on a fuzz plate (this prevents my face from being seen on camera but shows static), titanium armor, a titanium helmet, shin guards that are made out of leather mixed with rubber, and a utility belt. I stick a Beretta M-9, a knife, and a grappling hook through my belt. I then strap a broadsword to my back. Then, I pull out a M61 Vulcan and load it. I'm on top of a tower, with lots of ammo and various weapons lying around. And food. And books. And my laptop.