User blog comment:Ferretmaiden/The Redwall Food Fight/@comment-986811-20090813115620

The Potatochip Pests of Pwnage!!!

The Candy Crunchers of Callousness!!!

The Bratwurst Brats of Bitterness!!!

The Taco Traitors of Terror!!!

WOOOO!!!!! Alliteration!


 * dodges watermelons and heads over to pie table* Hey Junkies, have some pie! *slings berry ice cream pies at the Junkies at such supersonic speed that arms turn into windmills* OH YEAHHH! FEEL THE FREEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!