User blog comment:Brockkers/ASK ROSE/@comment-1398069-20100518022955

Snowpaw: Squirrel problem: Call the pest control.

The Spanish People: Put a fifty-foot tall electric fence around your yard, complete with mines, anti-vehicle ditches, concrete bunkers, laser defense systems, and guards.

Pinedance: When everyone gets stressed out, simply keep out of each others way. You can punch a wall as hard as you can, which will channel all of your anger out of you and to the wall (or me).

Sister Armel: Carry around a weapon and hide behind corners to see if anyone is following you.