User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Fourth Redwall Wars/@comment-2006360-20100908181217

Gandalf had a force field which he used,

To deflect McMillan's bullets, and then had him sued,

Mario and Luigi tamed the dnio Yoshi,

And Artemis' smarty-pants knowledge killed John Kerry!

Harry Apparated and a goat appeared instead,

And between his thighs did Chuck crush Sargeant's head,

I slap Jet and threw him on a plane,

While Abraham Lincoln made Mungo and Gingey have pain!

Well didn't you know that Percy Jackson carres a Curse,

And he gave his enemies the very worst!

Michael Jackson and his zombie hoard,

Made Neildown die without a word!

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

Good Guys Bad Guys and Explosions as far as the eye can see!

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!