User blog comment:Ferretmaiden/Klitchette/@comment-1209332-20100120052219

FM: Because otters don't talk. It would defy the laws of the universe and cause a chain reaction that would wipe out all life. That's why. About the Klitch thing, I have no idea why anyone perceives him as anything other than the whiniest of all whiny spoiled brats. It's a mystery. (Twilight Zone Music) ♫De de de deeeee de ♫