User blog comment:Biggren/Ask Mr. Merle/@comment-2246928-20170112003729

Dear Mr. Merle,

My name is Fred Duncan, and I'm a reporter for Noonvale 12 O'Clock News. Unfortunately, I have just been kicked out of Noonvale following blasphemous reports that I am actually a ferret, and not the beloved polecat everybeast in Noonvale has learned to trust and love every day at noon. How can I ever possibly explain to them that a ferret and polecat are nothing alike? That I'm not a vermin? I mean, a ferret's mask and mine are totally different! And the paws! And the tail... um... well, you see my issue... Please, from one leader of the idiot masses to another, tell me how to get my life back! It's cold out here! And there isn't any coffee!

Sincerely,

Reporter Fred Duncan, Noonvale 12 O'Clock News