User blog comment:Biggren/Ask Mr. Merle/@comment-25220117-20140606135026

Dear Mr. Merle,

So I am now a Lord of Salamandastron, which has been my dream for many seasons.

Unfortunately, however, I have just discovered that with my many complicated, demanding duties, I can no longer do what I love-To protect the shores of Southsward by mercilessly killing vermin at random. I feel empty without my favorite hobby... And particularly angry, seeing as rather than try helping me in some way my hares just march around singing these annoying marching songs that all sound exactly the same.

Sincerely, Lord Aldred Pike-paw