User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard- QUESTIONS/@comment-2110662-20101009045548/@comment-1523041-20101129024127

DENTISTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I was younger, Just a bad little kid, My momma noticed funny things I did- Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun. I'd poison guppies, and when I was done, I'd find a pussy cat and bash in it's head. Thats when my momma said... She said my boy Ii think someday You'll find a way To make your nat-u-ral tendencies pay! You'll be a Dentist!

You have a talent for causing things pain Son, be a dentist! People will pay you to be inhumane Your temperamant's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less! Son, be a dentist! You'll be a success!