User:UngattTrunn

"Only the tail of the wildcat moved. Black-ringed and yellowish grey with a thick, rounded tip, it seemed to have a life of it's own, swishing back and forth behind Ungatt's chair. The fiercest of warriors, Ungatt Trunn had no time for personal fripperies, but dressed like any plain fighter: chain mail tunic, two iron bracelets and a mail-fringed steel helmet surmounted by a spike. Yet anybeast only had to look at him to see that here was a ruthless conqueror. Beneath the striped brow, permanently creased in a frown, the wildcat's fearsome black and gold eyes remained hooded and unblinking, his stiff white whiskers overhanging two sharp amber fangs, which showed even when his mouth was shut."

Know you that you are in the presence of the Ruler of the World. Ungatt Trunn who makes the stars fall and the earth shake so that lesser orders will fear him. Ungatt Trunn whose Blue Hordes are as many as leaves of the forest or sands of the shores. Ungatt Trunn who drinks wine from the skulls of his enemies. This is Ungatt Trunn the Fearsome Beast, and these are his days!

=Regarding the Warriormouse Martin= Attention to any and all creatures of Mossflower and the surrounding land! I am Ungatt Trunn, and I wish to challenge the so-called Warrior Martin. If you know him, or know someone who knows him, or know someone who knows someone who knows him (etc., etc.) than have him come to Mount Salamandastron to challenge me. He will fail, and I will once again be the strongest being in this land!!! =Regarding any Friend or Ally of Meself= If you wish to be part of Ungatt Trunn's might horde, than please contact me. Those blue ones of Ungatt Trunn will be greatly rewarded when their time comes. All those will be housed and fed at Salamandastron, and will get the thirstiness for battle sated when we march into battle against enemies. Now, about my friends and allies: I am allies with a select few creatures of Mossflower and beyond. I am friends with the Clan Galedeep, with the Spearback family, my thick-headed brother Verdauga and his children Gingivere and Tsarmina (What a bloody powerful leader she is!), Riggu Felis and Weilmark Scaut but not the Felis family, and one hare who is my personal Assistant, Stiffener Medick. There are a select few from Redwall abbey: Foremole Young Dinny and his crew, Sister Armel, Friar Skurpul, Segalia Riverstorm, Friar Hugo (Who is currently head chef here at Salamandastron) and Cregga Rose Eyes. Any others must state their item of business and promise not to give any information to Lord Brocktree to get in. This would be very unwise. Here is the entry form for a spot in the lue Horde: Hallo, chaps and chappettes, 'tis I, Lord Ungatt Trunn. Every season I get quite a bit of applications to be a warrior at Salamungattrunn (Formerly Salamandastron) and they get so bloody confusing and disorganized, so here ye are, please fill this wee beastie out and tell me of your blinkin' results, the letters of the ones you chose, if you please. Send them here: Ungatt Trunn (talk page) Thank you for your time, and good blinkin' luck to ye! First of all, are you a woodland creature or a verminbeast? A. Squirrel, Hedgehog, Mole, Mouse, Otter, shrew, vole, etc. B. Ferret, Stoat, Rat, Weasel, Fox, Marten, etc. C. A WILDCAT LIKE MESELF!!!!!! Q. Stiffener Medick Other (Please specify) Secondly, how much do you want to serve Ungatt Trunn? A. I have always adored and feared you, there is nothing I want more than this!!! B. I just need a bloody job! C. Oh, I just found this laying around, so I thought I might give it a whirl. D. My friend dared me to. Q. Stiffener Medick Alright, now, what would you like to be? A. War general (YEARS and YEARS of experience) B. Weilmark ("I've been doing it for some time now") C. Captain (Experienced) D. Regular troop (Knows how to operate weapons) E. Ship crewbeast (very experienced in the ways of boating) F. Amunition distributor (Quick, has no fear of handling arrows and/or slingstones...?) G. Cook (Just go talk to friar Hugo, he'll teach you the Class-A cooking routine!) H. Runner (Fast and Fuel-efficient) I. Recorder (Knows how to write... fast) Q. Stiffener Medick Other (Please specify) Alright, now one more wee beastie: You must pledge fealty to Ungatt Trunn. You must promise to serve under him until the end of your days, and put your life in danger to save him and his Mountain Stronghold, Mount Salamungattrunn (formerly known as Salamandastron). You must also promise to NEVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE leak any imformation or weapons/supplies to Lord Brocktree, or any of his large family. Is this agreed? A. Yes! Lord Trunn, I will put my life into your hands, you bloody handsome devil, you! B. Eherm, yes, I suppose so, it seems reasonable. C. Well, if it gets me in, then, okay. D. Ugh, do I have to? Oh, fine... E. Erm, no, I decline the whole bloody thing. F for Fail. I AM LORD BROCKTREE!!! Q. Stiffener Medick Thank you all for participating. Once you have your results, please contact Lord Ungatt Trunn, and I hope to consider You to be a blue hordebeast! --Ungatt Trunn You are one of the inferior species, but I must deliver this message to you.

War General's note: Attention all new candidates for the Blue horde, thank you for entering. If his Mightiness Ungatt Trunn has accepted you, then please come by Salamandastron within a month's time of your acceptance. Cregga and Brang are making all sorts of weapons, and we will fit you with the one that we think fits best for you. The Chairman of the Warboard, Brigadier Thyme will be passing out instructions and a map of the mountain. Other Board members will be fitting you into uniforms. We kindly ask you all to find Sir Tramun Clogg in the caverns below the east side where you will be painted blue. Once again, congratulations, and welcome! ~Stiffener Medick, War General

For those chosen to be a War General: Note from the Warboard: Congratulations, you have been chosen my His Mightiness Ungatt Trunn the Earthshaker to be a War General! Come within the next week and General Stiffener Medick will schedule a meeting with you. He will ask you of your horde, of your military experience with them, and of your tactics for battle. Afterward, he will have a personal duel with you. If he is satisfied, he will send his results to the Warboard, where the decision is put on us, and eventually me. Good luck, and once again, Congratulations! Brigadier Thyme, Chairman of the Warboard at Salamungattrunn

=Regarding my Enemies (The bloody fools!)= To those that are my enemies: '''I swear, if any of the Brock family venture a league away from Salamandastron, they will be taken prisoner and most likely killed!!!!! STAY AWAY FROM MY MOUNTAIN!!!!! The only badgers I allow here are Cregg, because she is blinkin' (pun unintended) Blind, and Brang Forgefire because he is wise enough not to cross me. The ONLY TWO''' hares I let in here are Stiffener Medick, the wise old boxer, and the war genius Brigadier Thyme. They have never failed me, and they never will, believe me!!! If you want to be my enemy, if you are foolish enough to do this, then so be it. Standing up against the Mountain Stronghold of Salamandastron is not Bravery, it is foolery! 'Twould be folly to stand up against me! =Regarding My Mountain= I think I will change the name of Salamandastron to "Salamungattrunn," if you have anything to say about it, then by all means, say it to me, say it to me now!!! Now, stay away from Mount Salamungattrunn, or you will be punished severely. This is the place of the Earthshaker, Ungatt Trunn, the Ruler of the World, whose blue hordes number more than the leaves on the trees and the sand on the beach!!! =Regarding Our Guests= Tours of Salamungattrunn will be available to the guests if they contact me ahead of time via runner, flier, etc. i have a system made out so that you can enjoy your stay comfortably at my Mountain Stronghold: My Grand Fragorl will meet you a league away from the Mountain and accommodate you there, then show you in. Friar Hugo will feed you first and tell you about the food system, the crops we grow, the cooks in the kitchens, and his role as head chef. Then Stiffener Medick and I will meet you, and give you a tour of the mountain. Medick will take you into the War Board's office, where he, as general of the army and Brigadier Thyme, as Chariman of the Board, will tell you all about the blue horde and our Military tactics. Then I will take you into the Forgeroom, where Cregga stays, and she and I will tell you about our weapons and their manufacture. Then Hugo will feed us in the grand dining hall with the Blue Horde captains, Medick, Fragorl, Cregga and myself, and after that we will wander on the beach and Stiffener will point out constellations in the sky. You are welcome to stay for as long as a week, or longer if we feel generous, and then on the last day break your nightly fast with us for the last time in the morning. Hugo will pack you a bag of vittles for your journey home, and Southpaw or Bobweave will accommodate you to my land's border. Feel free to visit again!