User blog comment:Alana Daran/Crazy Fight/@comment-1298206-20091123162813

The Fantastic Four apply for a new job working at a Wal-Mart* 

*Thing:WILL THAT BE PAPER OR PLASTIC?!

'Human Torch:I CAN'T GET THE BAGS! IF I TOUCH 'EM THEY'LL BURN!'

'Thing:The Invisible Woman is skipping her shift again!''