User blog comment:Dewface/Dear diary:/@comment-4507006-20120608033225

Dear Diary,

I have updated my enemy list.


 * 1) 6th grade science teacher


 * 1) The dumbest person I know


 * 1) Some dude who shoved Christianity and monotheism down my throat and threatened me with a horrific afterlife (No offense to any Christians who RESPECT atheism, I respect youse all back)


 * 1) A bunch of users from here

Yours hatefully (pun, gerrit?)

Malurax

(We vermin hate? You expected a love letter? Fine!)

Dear sweetheart,

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Yours lovingly,

Malurax

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So you see why I cannot write love letters. Just deal with my hate lists, okay, fellas?