User:The Mountebank

Sup. I'm The Mountebank. Grew up on the River Moss, or did I? I'm am not a pathological liar, I am not a compulsive thief, say, that's a nice watch, I am a fox, most likely, and I plan on revealing to you all a huge secret someday. But not now. Now, I must dance!

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