User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Redwall Wars/@comment-67.142.162.24-20090916003725

My, that stings. *Presses 'Life Alert' button and waits for an ambulance.* In my absence, Sarge 'll take my place. *Sarge, from Red vs Blue appears out of nowhere.* "What the? Where am I? I bet it was Griff again, doin somethin with the worm-hole machine. Well, at least I'm out of that stupid canyon... Hey, this looks like fun!" Chk, chk! *Cocks his shotgun* BAM!!! *Shoots Fren in the head.* "There, now you're even!"