User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard./@comment-1148677-20090818170824

Dear Richard,

Do you like BBQs?

Potlucks?

Pizza parties?

Birthday parties?

Did you know that elves are immortal?

Did you know I'm immortal?

Are you immortal?

Why are apples red or green?

Why are grapes squishy?

Why is Kroger food horrible?

What is King Author Flourlol?

What does ROFLMAOASBMWC stand for?

Who came up with the ab. gtg?

lol?

rofl?

roflmao?

jk?

st?

wtf?

omg?

Do you have blurry vision?

Does Gimli have blurry vision?

Why did curiousity kill the cat?

How come a watched pot never boils?

Why is my brother wacko?

Why can't I go to dance class tomorrow?

How many different languages can you talk in?

What would you do if you exploded?

Fell into a volcano?

Got eaten by a shark?

A whale gave you a ride to where ever you wanted to go?

Why are you evil?

What would you do if I imploded?

LPG?

ND?

DTM?

ML?

LG?

M2?

Why is the ring emo?

Can you direct me to Mt. Doom so I can destroy the ring(I stole it from Frodo)?

What is the singular of Sindarin?

Silvan?

Maiar?

Istari?

Why does Radagast like deer?

Why does Gandalf blow smoke rings?

Why is Saruman stupid when he's supposed to be wise?

Why does Sauron have a cat eye?

Why all the hush-hush about Mt. Doom?

Is that poison?

What is that thingy over there?

Why am I asking you more then 10 questions at a time?

Is it because I'm evil?

Annoying?

Nosy?

Curious?

Why can't Middle-Earth be a real place? I wanna fight some balrogs!

What is your opinion on the movie 'Up'? I thought it dumb.

Can you sing 'On my Father's Wings'? lol

'I stand Alone'?

'The Prayer'?

Any song from the stupid movie 'Quest for Camelot'?

Can you sing 'Pressing On'?

'Friend or Foe'?

'It's too late to Apologize'?

'Brother oh brother'?

Why did Jackson make Aragorn such a wimp?

Why did Jackson make Elrond so protective?

Why did Jackson replace Glorfindel with Arwen?

What's all this about carpet cleaning?

Why is my room considered by Mom to be a 'traffic area'?

Why can't flies keep to themselves and live in their own world?

Can you sing 'In a Perfect World' or whatever that song is called?

What does it mean to be 'rick-rolled'?

Why can't I be Abbey warrior?

Why can't Acelain behave for once?

Why does Guiliana have a Victorian name?

Why can't I have a horse?

Why does one have to be 16 to drive?

Why does my brother hate hoo-dooes?

Why can't I live on a ranch?

Why invented the fanciful tale of the Easter bunny?

Do you like cookies?

Has anyone ever said to you 'Join the dark side, we have cookies'?

Why can't China make things that actually work?

Why do ppl write slash fan fics? They disgust me!

Who's the Wolverine?

Why does Dory from 'Finding Nemo' have short term memory lose?

Why does one have spells when black spots fizz in front of one's eyes?

Is anyone on this wiki related to royaly?(teehee. I know you don't know!)

What possessed you to create this?

Why do ppl say I'm annoying and ask too many questions? This is nothing!

Why is there a town called Honeyville?

Paradise?

Eden?

Roy?

Haven?

Why do stallions kill foals who weren't sired by them?

Can you count?

Add?

Subtract?

Multiply?

Divide?

What is pi?

What is pie?

Who invented the saying 'The pie is a lie, the cake is fake, the cookie is spookie, and the brownie is frownie, hence the brownie is emo and the chocolate is gothic'?

What is emo?

Do you like silk?

Velvet?

Linen?

Cotton?

Wool?

What would you do if someone shouted No dinen Be silent at you?

Do you like orcs?

Balrogs?

Goblins?

Half-goblins?

Nazgul?

Fell-beast?

Watchers?

How about Hobbits?

Men?

Elves?

Dwarves?

Squirrels?

mice?

Moles?

Otters?

Badgers?

Hares?

Rats?

Rabbits?

Hamsters?

Ferrets?

Wildcats?

Weasels?

Stoats?

What's wrong with the following:''Hands are shakin' cold. These hands are mine to hold. Keep it up. So in all ya gotta keep it strong, move along, move along, like I know ya do. And even when your hope is gone, move along, move along, just to make it through. Move along.''?

What's wrong with the following:''I've lost all the sanity in me. These wounds don't seem too heal. This pain is all too real. There's just too much for time to erase. When you cry, I'll wipe away all of your tears. When you scream, I'll fight away all of your fears. And you still have all of me.''?

What's wrong with the following:''Believe me, brother, oh brother, she will tear you apart. Just for a lark. She will have her fun and then she'll run away to somewhere else.''?

Who invented wikis?

Are you annoyed yet?

Do you wish you never created this page?

Should I go bug MERLOCK now?

What in interseller science is so interesting?

Why is it hard to draw realisticly?

Why does everything in stores cost money?

Why does my library system stink?

Why is the LOTR film trilogy so long?

What's Elvis?

Can you point me to Salamandastron?

Redwall?

The Northlands?

Ruddaring?

Loamhedge?

Why didn't the RWTV show people make a season for all of the books?

Why does one have to have this new cable?

Why does Doogy ask questions?

Why does Danthemanb?

Long Patrol Girl?

Neildown?

Shieldmaiden?

MERLOCK?

Layla Greeneyes?

Silverfalcon Pikehawk?

Martin2?

Umrag the Destroyer?

Thurrn the Ranger?

Verminfate?

Lord of Bloodwrath?

Bluestripe the Wild?

Why won't my curiousity be sated?

Are you bored?

Are you mad your plot for revenge on me didn't work?

Are you mad at me?

What is 27 your fav. number?

What would you do if a Mary-Sue popped up?

What do you do for fun?

Are you happy I'm going to FF.net now?

What would you do if I called you 'dude', dude?

Why am I not growing tired of this?

Why are there so many wikis?

Why can't everyone be a millionaire?

Why are there stickers?

Why are there permanant markers?

Why do we have to do algebra?

Why does school start in a couple weeks?

Annoyed yet?

Can you count to 1000 in French?

Germen?

Spanish?

Swedish?

Gaelic?

Can you climb trees?

How many fingers do I have?

Why does ballet ruin one's feet if not done properly?

Why is music a class?

Why is the pie a lie?

Why is the cake fake?

Why is the cookie spookie?

Why is the brownie frownie?

Why is the chocolate gothic?

Why is the cake a lie?

Where is 'FOR SPARTA!!!!!' from? The movie '300'?

Why am I not surprised?

How childish are you?

Why is grass green?

Gone to grab a cookie,b ut returning in a moment,

Lady Pinedance Swifteye, Founder of the Coneslingers, Niece of Lady Amber, Dancer, Archer, Wanderer, Ally to those in need, and nuisance of evil badgers