User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard./@comment-986811-20090828030901

Dear Richard of the Flame,

Why do people say 'Easy as pie'? How is pie easy?

Why is the grass green? Why can't it be blue?(I know the answer to this, I just want to see yours)

Why can't my classmate shut up?

How do I make her shut up?

Why is there war?

What would you do if you had a tub of gasoline and were in a room with everybody on this advice column?

Did the person who created algebra die a slow and painful death?

In the Redwall books, why are badgers and otters heroes and weasels, stoats, and ferrets villains when there all of the same family?

And mice and squirrels, and rats?

Do you like chocolate?

What about pie?

Cake?

Pizza?

~Fren Kozdru