User blog comment:Nikolai Banks/Islands of No Return/@comment-4094509-20111129230122

Kulltooth grimaced. "Nobody ordered me!" He lied. "We came o'er here to find food! And havin' weapons were necessarily needed! You don't know what'll happen in an island like this!"

Meanwhile Tripp whimpered as his singed headfur fell off him, leaving a slight bald spot.