User blog comment:Ferretmaiden/Dance Like You Mean It/@comment-1399757-20091120195312

''I was boxin' with Evander,

''I was going at my own pace,

''Looking like a poor dog,

''with my squatched up face.

''Things got kinda rough,

''He putted me in my eye,

''Suddenly I got hungry,

''& his head looked like a pie, so I bit 'is ear,

''I bit 'is ear. I bit 'is ear.

''So everyone started yelling,

''But I was havin' fun,

''& just like Lay's potata chips,

''I can never eat just one.

''We got a little closer,

''& then I was gonna punch,

''But the ear was near, & it was clear, that it was time for lunch, so I bit 'is ear.

''I bit 'is ear, I bit 'is ear.

''Ohhhhhh Evanda!

''Your ears are makin' me huuuuungry!

''Their so yuuuuuumyyy and so round!

''I'd like to munch a couple -.....