User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Second Redwall Wars/@comment-2016349-20100504005436

--watches as grenade lands in front of someone else...it blew up--

As you probably just saw, Bluestripe the Wild has saved my life! You all know what that means...

--kids scream into their TVs--

REWARD KISS!

--girls scream and boys stick out their tongues--

--starts to chase Bluestripe--

Come here badger! --puts lipstick on--