User blog comment:Dewface/Dear diary:/@comment-3474228-20120608023038

Dear woman,

Today it hailed outside. Like, hail, the ice pellets that are golf-ball sized in Texas. Fortunately I don't live in Texas, so they were only pebble sized. Still big enough to hurt though. I took some and put 'em in the freezer.

Once I hid a snowball in the freezer. Haha...I nailed someone in July with a snowball. They were like WHAA and I was like YEAA and then they were like DUDE and I was like DUDE. yea.

Dude