User blog comment:Biggren/Ask Mr. Merle/@comment-2246928-20160404133750

Stop maykin yer ansers so fragin short! I'm bluddy tierd of al thees so caled "celebratees" thinkin theyre al oooo so much beter than everybeast else that they can aford to be LAIZY and BREEF whilst atemptin to entertane us! Maek em funy an long so I kin be disrakted from me own misaruble exestence agan, liek the good ole days wen you use ta give long paragrafs of werthles advise to the leejuns of idiots wrieten to you for the amoosement of yore reeders! Back when you were clevver an amusen, aye? Start tryin BETTER agan, or youl be wun reeder short, "Mister Merle", so you will!

- Mornin,

Ellery Burbage