User blog comment:Dewface/Randomness/@comment-1607590-20101008005353

swats imaginary horse with imaginary whip and gallops around sure then sing in a creaky voice

Old Dan Tucker was a fine old man! Washed his face in a frying pan! Combed his hair with a wagon wheel! Died with a toothache in his heel!

Get off the road for Old Dan Tucker! Home to late to get his supper! Dinners over and dishes washed All that's left is a piece of squuuaaaaaash!!!!!