User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Pirates of Doom/@comment-1421927-20091203233413

''Mary paces in her cabin, cursing. She walks up onto the deck.''

I have a prospect, Richard! Five Man of Wars are to come to this spot tomorrow at exactly noon, and I never lie. They sent word they were leaving port after me as a back up. If you hand over the captives, we will send word to the five ships that the mission has failed. I haves my ways, believe me. If not, they will come and destroy your ship and be condemned to Davy Jones' locker like the rest of your bloody murderous kin. If you try to run, we will fire. Men, ready the guuuns!

Three rows of cannons emerge from the side of the ship

If you still wish to talk, I'll be in my cabin.

Begins walking off, then stops, turns around and fixes Richard with a dead cold stare, straight in the eyes.

My mother and father were killed by pirates. They were murdered in their sleep while aboard a ship like this. Soldiers found me weeping my eyes out in the corner. I've grown a lot since then, but I still hate pirates, and since then, I've dedicated my entire life to avenging them. I will not tolerate anymore of your idiotic charades.

Walks off to cabin.