User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Second Redwall Wars/@comment-1398069-20100425233440

I roar, and whip out a pair of Uzis. Then I go berserk, massacring a few hundred zombies or so. After that I run toward Neil, swinging a drainpipe in one hand and a katana in the other. Behind is an army of ninjas, who are armed with Beretta-M9s, shurikens, and katanas. An army of lemurs runs under their legs, firing explosive marshmellows at the enemy.