User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Fourth Redwall Wars/@comment-2006360-20101020234028

Indy: *Smiles* Thank you. I shall be off.

A few minutes later, at Thorn's headquarters...

Indy: Hello to the fortress of Thornclaw Braveheart! I bring diplomatic news from Neil Down as a messenger of peace!

Guard (a Space Marine): And who are you?

Guard 2 (the catepillar from Alice in Wonderland): Hey, that's my line!

Guard 1: My line now!

Caterpillar: Shut up, I'm the Sergeant, not you! Now, messenger, who are you?

Indy: Henry Jones, Junior, and my aquaintance, the Colonel-in-Chief Sir Nils Olav the Second.

Nils: Honk!

Caterpillar: I see.

Indy: Let us in! I wish to talk to Thornclaw!

Thorn: I'm here. What do you want, human?

Indy: Your honorable adversary Neil Down sends his respectable greetings and says that whatever approach you are currently taking to insure his downfall will never work.

Thorn: I see. Come inside, and I shall speak to you in private.

Indy: Yes, sir.

The doors to the fortress open and Indy and Nils enter and are lost from view...for now.

An hour later, at Neil's fortress

Indy: I come bearing news for my master, Lord Neil Down!

Nils: Honk!