User blog:Long Patrol Girl/OBSCURITY FISTICUFFS

WELCOME.
Welcome to the most EPIC RPG I have yet to make. It is just EPIC.

Your goal is this:

Every villain from the entire history of Redwall is here, and you, armed with nothing but your friends and some clippings of Chuck Norris' beard, must defeat them. The problem: you have no weapons. But the 10,000,000 vermin do!

How do you defeat them?

By being as obscure as possible. The more obscure, the more lethal. Pop culture references that are just a bit odd count, too.

ARE YOU READY?!

Rules
That's it!
 * 1) Be nice to fellow RPG-ers
 * 2) NO WEAPONS. IE: No guns, sword,s daggers, knives, spears, bows and arrows, etc. EXECPTION: If they are Nerf type or if they shoot out something way different then their intended use, that's acceptable.
 * 3) Nothing vulgar

Bad Guys
All the Redwall villains EVER