User blog comment:Long Patrol Girl/Let's Throw Inanimate Objects!/@comment-1398069-20091008205918

Muhahahahahaha! *takes a blender and puts a laptop, PS2, a Ferrari, and orange juice in it and blends. then drinks mixture, and becomes... A MAIL MAN!!! I throw a mail truck at Brockfang, then open a book, rip it in half, sell it for twenty dollars, and buys a rocket ship for it. Flies around in rocket ship, hurling water baloons at people* If Martin2 joined he'd get all the awards in one comment!