User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Second Redwall Wars/@comment-1398069-20100513230619

I laugh a wicked laugh, and reappear on a huge plain. I then summon my huge army. Here they are: Dracula, Lord Ruthven, Carmilla, Lestat, Eli, The Baskerville Hound, 1000 of The Infected, Elizabeth Bathory, Lamia, 1000 Strigoi, 1000 Baobhan Sith, Vlad Dracul, 1000 Vrykolakes, 1000 Volkodlacs, The Beast of Gevudan, 1000 Werebears, Je-Rouges, 1000 Chupacabras, 1000 Mandurugos, 1000 Jiang Shis, 1000 Penanggalans, 1000 Asanbosams, Nocnitsa, Mara, 1000 Banshees, Black Annis, Yuki-Onna, Yama Uba, 1000 Jikininki, 1000 Rokurokubi, 1000 Adlets, Nidhogg, Yara-ma-yha-who, 1000 Impundulus, 1000 Boo Hags, 1000 Loogaroos, 1000 Lobisomem, The Beast of Bray Road, The Wolf Man, Nosfeatu, 10000000000000000 zombies, 1000 werewolves, and Imhotep. My army and I come back to the field of battle. They stand, patiently waiting for their turn to attack.