Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-32303-20161228085821

There once was a young man named Cyril Who lived in a wood near South Wirrel. "Preserve wildlife," they said, But it went to his head. So he promptly pickled a squirrel.

A squirrel who wanted some food Did something I'd call rather rude: He squeezed into a cage, ate the bird feed- not sage. Now his tummy's too fat to extrude. 