User blog comment:Snowpaw the Wild/Snow's Answers/@comment-2006360-20100608233829

Sauron would be a grizzly bear. Here's some more questions.

1. What would be a good insult for the following characters?

1A. Matthias 1B. Constance 1C. Cluny 1D. Martin the Warrior 1E. Abbot Mortimer 1F. Gonff 1G. Dinny 1H. Tsarmina 1I. Mask 1J. Bella of Brockhall 1K. Slagar 1L. Mattimeo 1M. Malkariss 1N. Stonefleck 1O. Wearet 1P. Mariel 1Q. Dandin 1R. Gabool 1S. Tarquin 1T. Hon Rosie 1U. Brig. Thyme 1V. Col. Clary 1W. Greypatch 1X. Ferahgo 1Y. Urthstripe 1Z. Samkim

2. Why are you obcessed with Shelob?

3. What species would Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli be if LOTR went Redwall style?