User blog:Martin2/Redwall: Court RPG!

Based off of Umrag's Redwall Parody: Court.

Rules
We operate on the US Legal System. But simplified. Veeeeeeeeeeeeeery simplified. As in, ridiculously simplified. I wont take the trouble to bother you with exactly how the system works, but I will answer any questions.

Umrag the Destroyer vs. State of Mossflower
Umrag the Destroyer, a local rat, was accused of Gran Theft by local police, who, after a lengthily investigation as to the whereabouts of Martin's legendary Sword, cornered and arrested Mr. Destroyer in his Kotir Meadows home Friday.

Judge: The Honarable Abbot Mortimer