User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Third Redwall Wars/@comment-2006360-20100610201715

Umrag: Eisenhower sends 500,000 B-29 bombers that drop an atomic bomb each. Luckily, Ming and my forces are away from the battlefield.

Joan of Arc and 8,000 French arrive.

Joan: Hey boys, what did I miss?

Will the Conqueror: *Faints*

Attila the Hun: Come on, it's not every day a female fights in combat! *Steps on Will's chest*