User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard./@comment-1421927-20090818020016

Dear Richard the Horribly Doomed to Answer Our 'Pathetic' Yes Entertaining Questions,

Do you think I am crazier than Martin2? Pinedance? Bluestripe the Wild, the user of Sgniht Modnar?

Am I crazy or annoying? (Pick ONE)

Do you think the Long Patrol would let me in if I asked to be in?

If no, why? If yes, why?

If you were not evil and you were friends with people, would I be one of your friends?

If calling you mean and evil is not complimenting you, how would I compliment you? Because wouldn't it if I said you were nice or cute (!? Theoretically speaking here!! ?!) insult you more then saying mean and angry? I'm confused.

Is there a clause in the contract you signed about how many questions you have to answer? Or just answer all of them...?

Do you think my last name (Windscutt) is weird?

Thank you, Richard the Helping (Evil) Badger!

~Kailee Windscutt, Long Patrol Girl