User:Neildown

Theme Songs
Richard started it and it became the new user page fad, so I had to add one, lol. Put any songs you think suit me in this space.

Best moments in the world
A random enumeration and summary of my favorite quotes and situations from various media. Because I am the type of person who would list such things :P.

---Situations---

1.Bugs Bunny

Elmer sticks gun into Bug's chest.*

Bugs: "Only a rat would shoot a guy *turns away from Elmer* In the back."

Elmer: starts squeezing trigger*

Bugs: "Only a BIG, FAT, RAT would shoot a guy in the back."

Elmer: Fires gun and smoke veils Bugs. Turns to viewer.* "So ahm a BIG, FAT, WAT!"

Bugs: Pops out of smoke cloud.* "Ahhhh! Have some cheese, RAT!" *smacks giant cheese wedge into Elmer's mouth.*

2.Journey to the Center of the Earth

Everyone falls down seemingly endless abyss, screaming.*

Windy silence.*

Brendan Fraser: "WE'RE STILL FALLING!!!"

---Quotes---

"I do not aspire to an independence the result of which is to love and to believe nothing." - Frederick Ozanam.

"You call that a cry of despair? Back in my day, when we cried out for sheer despair, we put our BACKS into it and did things like this: . Kids these days; no respect. :p" - d2r.

"I'm right here! I was in the turkey all along!!!" - Gir.

The Ultimate Warrior's Challenge [TUWC]
Here is the basic idea:

There are 2 to 4 teams pitted against each other in a vast arena. There are 4 corners in the map and each team gets one corner. Because I try to go for realistic scenarios, there are going to be a lot more things to do in this RPG. You don't just fight; you have to have food, water, and a good choice of team-mates. Landscape advantages, night and day, lots of stuff.

You also do not have everything at your disposal. No Chuck Norris, or Jet Li, or Percy Jackson, to name a few. No super weapons of mass destruction either. [It'll all be listed, what you can & can't have, I won't go too far into that right now :P]

Teams will also be allowed to vote on their own -


 * Motto,
 * Insignia/flag,
 * Theme song,
 * Ruler, [no one person has to be the leader forever. If the leader is vacant for way too long, asks to resign, or is maybe not the best ruler, he/she may be voted out. Anyone who is voted out is not discluded from the team, but merely knocked down a rank.]

Players must show proper courtesy, as is custom on the wiki. No profanity, cursing, swearing, etc. Also, keep it cool if you do by chance get knocked down a rank, killed, or thwarted.

No-one actually dies for good in the game, but instead, if you are killed, you have to re-spawn at your base after a penalty time [will be mentioned in rules if game goes into motion].

What's the point of the game? Well, we can vote on that too. It could be a game of capture the flag or perhaps "first team to 50 kills", etc.

Why am I making this? - To hopefully unclog some of my free time and still keep up with updates, 'cause I feel bad about never updating Warrior's Challenge. [NOTE: Just because I'm making this it does not mean I will certainly be quitting my original Warriors Challenge. However, if I find updating both to be too much then I would probably cancel some of the other challenge blogs.

Sign up for TUWC here TUWC

The Team pages are located here. These pages are the heart of each team, showing the group's info: emblem, flag, theme song, discussions, etc.

Team #1

Team #2

Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity
I know several of you out there say that your the craziest person on the wiki so here's something that might help you even more.


 * 1 At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.


 * 2 Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.


 * 3 Every time some asks you something, ask if they want fries with that.


 * 4 Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".


 * 5 Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.


 * 6 In the memo field for all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds".


 * 7 Finish all your sentences with "In accordance to the prophecy".


 * 8 Dont use any punctuation


 * 9 As often as possible, skip instead of walk.


 * 10 Order a 'diet water' whenever you go out to eat. Say it with a serious face.


 * 11 Specify that your drive-through order is "To go".


 * 12 Sing along at the Opera.


 * 13 Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.


 * 14 Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.


 * 15 Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.


 * 16 When the money comes out of the ATM shout, "I won, I won!"


 * 17 When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! Their loose!"

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 * 18 After finishing a sentence on your computer at your desk job, shout "Ding!"


 * 19 Whenever anyone says something, including statements like "Albany is the capital of New York", come back with "Well that's your opinion!"


 * 20 If you do something stupid, like you fall of your chair and somebody laughs at you, you say, "I'd like to see you try!"


 * 21 Answer all yes or no questions with maybe.


 * 22 Answer all Multiple choice questions with none of the above or (If that is an option) all of the above.


 * 23 Put a sign in the back window of your car reading, "Honk if you're illiterate"

Polls
Would you be willing to let me cancel Warrior's Challenge to start TUWC? Yes No

If the game is started, what should it be? Capture the Flag First team to 50 kills 100 kills 200 kills Domination [destroy all opposing teams. Changes some of the rules concerning "kills"]

Discussion Page
My [third] new version of my original "Rant" page. If you have a topic you want to speak of or tell others about, post under here! Just keep in mind the wiki rules about language and courtesy.

V I rant about.............. MUFFINS! ---M the 2

What do you have against muffins? They never hurt anyone. --Neildown - De oppresso Liber  Semper fi 01:19, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

I'm with M2. My muffins hate me. Once, one of them came to life and started throwing its chocolate chips at me. --Windy of the Crazy Tail

That's scary.... --Neildown - De oppresso Liber  Semper fi 16:06, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

It's creepy when they do that!The Wild One Today is a good day to die! 01:35, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

Muffins don't taste good... Umrag the Destroyer 20:19, June 22, 2010 (UTC)Umrag the Destroyer

I'm with Umrag. I rant about steak! There&#39;s a difference between being a stoat and a vermin...and I proved it to the world. 00:46, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

I hate steak. Steak is a gift from Hades. Along with jeans and chili peppers. I hate steak.The Wild One Today is a good day to die! 21:36, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

''Facepalm* I had originally thought this up for the engagement of intellectual conversations. *drums desk with finger tips'' --Neildown - De Oppresso Liber  Semper fi 01:44, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Did you know that the name Gulo came from the scientific term for wolverine? And also, I rant that bigfoot does not exist.The Wild One Today is a good day to die! 03:50, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Hmmm, yes, me and Brockfang found that out a while ago. [Actually he knew it before me :P]. That's cool, but I could care less whether Bigfoot existed. You can debate Richard on this one, lol. --Neildown - De Oppresso Liber  Semper fi 13:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Neil! Not so loud! If the Wardens of the InterWebs hear you talking about intellectual conversation they could have us all killed!

Ha ha ha! --Neildown - De Oppresso Liber  Semper fi 19:53, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Great. M2's here. The intellectual part of this conversation just went out the window. :) <font color="maroon " style="background:goldenrod">Windy Wildbrush <font color="goldenrod" style="background:maroon ">’Ello Beastie! 21:57, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

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