User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Second Redwall Wars/@comment-1399757-20100424001340

I summon 500,000,000,000,000,000 war-bot mechs equipped with twin mini-guns, rocket pods, and long range SCUD missiles. They blast Dan's pathetic aistrice of fire drakes and demolish the pok'e'mon, then I jump at him with a chainsaw machete*