User blog comment:Martin2/Redwall: Court RPG!/@comment-1209332-20090906011852

The judge frowns severely at Elmtail. "In my day, we never threatened to dump witnesses in the ocean! Leave a message on his talk page, whippersnapper!" Neil rushes in. "Sorry I'm late, your honor, but a giant crab tried to murder me, and then I was forced to watch the newest Harry Potter movie by radical terrorists!" he shuddered. "I can't believe they burned down the house! THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN THE BOOOOOOK!!" The bailiff administered a minor sedative.