User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Pirates of Doom/@comment-1399757-20091204145332

Gets up with a paw to a bullet wound in my chest.* "Whats bloody goin' on? I'm missin' the whole war!" *I jump out of a porthole into the sea and swim to the HMS Victory after applying a tourniquet to my wound. I climb on deck and go to Umrag.* "D'you need any mercs? I don't really care for the British Navy but I'm willing to be allies."