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There was a young lady of Cork, Whose Pa made a fortune in pork. He bought for his daughter, A tutor who taught her, To balance green peas on her fork.

A young gourmet dining at Crewe, Found a rather large mouse in his stew. Said the waiter, "Don't shout, And wave it about, Or the rest will be wanting one, too."