User blog comment:Umrag the Destroyer/The Summoning Wars/@comment-25220117-20100814102644

I'll join as a mercenairy. Hire me for 1000 00000 bucks.

Summons Bartholomew(You know, the guy that helped sign the pirate code of conduct) and Raggety and Pintail. Raggety stabs Herakles' wife and Pintail shoots Herakles with his triple barreled pistol. Bartholomew blows up Davy's chest with a cannon and I summon Aruj and Hizir Barabarossa the Barbary corsairs(They're real corsairs). Hizir stabs Hector while Aruj beheads him screaming: "Ye stole our name!"