User blog comment:Bartholomew Billberry Bowstring/The Redwall Food Fight-RELOADED/@comment-25220117-20130531195137/@comment-25220117-20130602171440

''Performs a wild leap sideways, catching the apple in his paw moments before slamming into a table, knocking both it and himself into food-filled oblivion...Before hitting the ground. Not moving from where he lay sprawled across the overturned table, he grabs up his trusty pie and hurls it at Greyfur'' "EULALIAAAAAAAAAAA!"