User blog comment:Ferretmaiden/Dance Like You Mean It ll/@comment-986811-20100529061803


 * appears at the piano and starts playing Dental Care by Owl City*

I brush my teeth and look in the mirror

And laugh out loud as I'm beaming from ear to ear

I'd rather pick flowers instead of fights

And rather than flaunt my style, like flashing a smile

Of clean pearly whites

I've been to the dentist a thousand times, so I know the drill

I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair,

Yet somehow, I still get the chills

Have a seat, he says pleasantly

As he shakes my hand and practically laughs at me

Open up nice and wide,

He says, peering in

And with a smirk he says, 'Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit

As he tries not to grin

When hygienists leave on long vacations,

That's when dentists scream and lose their "patients"

Talking only brings the toothaches on

Because I say the stupidest things,

So if my resolve goes south,

I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin and shut my mouth

Golf and alcohol don't mix, and that's why I don't drink and drive

Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth,

And have to kiss my smile goodbye

I've been to the dentist a thousand times,

So I know the drill

I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair,

Yet somehow, I still get the chills