User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Third Redwall Wars/@comment-1398069-20100610200051

I have the following:

150,000,000 musketeers.

1,000,000 Aztecs

1,000,000 Incas

800,000,000 terrorists

10,000,000 conquistadors.

Cortez roars, "Prepare to be crushed, losers!" and whips out a saber.