User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard./@comment-1421927-20090816050422

Dear Richard (Not RICK or RICHARD NOT RICK or RICHARD, or nothing but Richard.),

What was your first job?

Did you work as a barista in a coffee shop when you were 16?

Can you play musical instruments? If so, are you interested in joining the evil badger orchestra, known as Evil Badger Orchestra?

If your keyboard exploded RIGHT NOW, what would you do?

Do you think that sueing someone for a fender bender is wrong?

Can you help me with algebra?

Can you create a statue of a giant Kleenex made of marble if you are wearing a blind fold?

If Sauran and Saruman from LOTR came and ambushed you while you were eating your daily tapioca pudding, would you: a. Create a diversion then get your lava creatures of doom to take care at them? b. Reprimand them for bugging you and send them to their rooms? c. Make them feed you blueberries?

Can you recite lines from Forest Gump?

Are you a robot (I have my doubts about you...)?

If you think my name is fake, then what do you think it is?

Do you think I work for the FBI and am secretly investigating you (Heavens no...)?

How old are you? (If that's too personal, sorry)

Do you like my drawings?

If you could invite your friends over for a GIANT potluck, who would be some of the people you'd invite?

When you were in seventh grade, were you an emo?

Okay, you were out in the swamps all day doing something questionable and you got eaten up by mosquitoes. What do you do, resist the urge to scratch as hard as you can, or risk worsening the infection and scratch?

Do you make short animations in your spare time?

Do you have a DSL connection or Dial-Up?

Does your pointy-tower-house thing have a strong foundation that can withstand more than a 5.4 earthquake?

What color are your eyes?

Are you color blind?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Do you have an iPod or other MP3 device?

Okay, I'm done now. FOR NOW!! MUA HA HA AH HA!!