User:Thornclaw Braveheart/Quotes From My Philosophy Teacher

My philosophy teacher, whose name I shall not tell, is an ex-Franciscan friar who taught at St. Bonaventure for a couple of years. He's 77 years old now. He has some funny quotes that I would like to share with you. WARNING: My teacher likes to curse, so any curse words in his quotes will by censored, but I will probably not put any in anyways.
 * 1) You read Harry Potter, Thornclaw? So that's why you're messed up!
 * 2) Here is a good demonstration of greed: If only Taylor Swift could sing at my wedding!
 * 3) Stupid people can sometimes get good grades.
 * 4) I'll be dead in two years, don't worry!
 * 5) Now shut up, Thornclaw, and let me do the talking!
 * 6) The closest we have ever gotten to being invaded was when three planes crashed into a few buildings nine years ago.