User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard- QUESTIONS/@comment-1428497-20100706225642

^that^ is a very good question.

Anywho...here's a romance question to totally gross you out.

There's these two guys....call them Piper and Darren. I THINK they both like me, well actually i know Piper likes me, but i'm not sure about Darren. Piper constantly teases Darren about how we'd make a good couple and Darren teases Piper in the same way. It drives me crazy for two reasons. One, they won't stop, and two, i can't figure out which one REALLY likes me! WHAT DO I DO????

Thank you for suffering through the messed up love story that forms part of my life. BUT, it would be really awesome if you could come up with something other than "kill them both and go on a vacation to Greenland to celebrate", or something of the sort.

-Windy