User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard./@comment-1209332-20090816023406

Perhaps you made a mistake in doing this. If you do not wish to answer dumb questions, do not do so. Also:

$Do you enjoy roasting cows alive?
 * 1) Do you enjoy roasting zebras alive?
 * 2) Do you enjoy roasting cats alive?
 * 3) Do you enjoy roasting monkeys alive?
 * 4) Do you enjoy roasting dogs alive?
 * 5) Do you enjoy roasting annoying people named Martin alive?