User blog:Logalog Nombolo/The "Warlord"

This RPG was made by Niko banks and me. Niko, thanks for being a good matey to have around when I need help and advice.

Plot
Gasp! What are we going to do??? The Terrible Skunk Warlord, Bigsmell Smalltail has laid his greedy, beady eyes on Mossflower. But due to lack of experience no-one in is really bothered by the plan, which just makes the “warlord” more intent on conquering Mossflower and Redwall. Only a few days ago he and his army landed in Mossflower, dumping masses of the finest wine, mead and ale into the River Moss, getting the shrews, otters and traveler-warriors drunk (Bigsmell was very pleased with this result). Now they are heading to Redwall, using new-state-of the-art technology (Cannons, muskets, powerful cross-bows etc.). But Redwallers are going to fight back, with new and old(ish) technology. Who are ye goin’ to join??

Rules
-Please Follow the Redwall Wars Wiki Protocol

-More advanced weaponry is allowed, just don’t go shooting everybody!

-No magic please (well, only if you have a good reason)

-No Wolves (big no-no)!

-No invincibility, your character can die (if you want it to, anyway), okay?

- 4 to 5 characters...Max

-Try to make your character do silly/random things every now and then. (I.e.: Whacks a stoat with a soup bowl)

-Post your character in the comments or on Slagar’s or Niko’s talkpage

-Have Fun (and be random)!!!

Character Sheet (You may add things, matey!)

 * Name: (Needed)
 * Place of Origin: (Optional)
 * Gender: (Needed)
 * Species: (Needed)
 * Weapon/s:(Needed)
 * Appearance: (Optional)
 * Personality: (Optional)
 * History: (Optional)
 * Affiliation: (Needed)

Bigsmell Smalltail

 * Gender: Male
 * Species: Skunk
 * Place of Origin: A place in the far West called Suhampetia
 * Weapon/s: I don’t think he needs weapons…but he does have a butcher knife in his command room.
 * Appearance: Bigsmell fur colour is the typical skunk white and black stripes. His wardrobe is a long cape with the Smalltail coat of arms (A skunk releasing smell at a Raccoon). Lately in Mossflower he is wearing silver and platinum armor, plus his cape. As his family name suggests, his tail is smaller than an average skunk (and fatter).
 * Personality: Selfish, hot-headed, cruel and greedy, he can be a bad ruler. But when in a good mood he’s jolly, greedy, cruel and (gasp!) Selfish.
 * History: Was born and raised a spoilt child, getting everything he wanted. If he didn’t get what he wanted, he would sit in the corner cursing his parents. When he was in his teens the horde was given to him and he plonked his fat bottom on the throne, thinking evil thoughts. He decided that his goal was to conquer Mossflower…And that’s why he’s here…
 * Affiliation: Him self

Garat Hatardool

 * Gender: Male
 * Species: Black-footed Ferret
 * Place of Origin:Suhampetia
 * Weaponry: likes using a very modern crossbow. For close range a spiked double-bladed broad sword. Plus many poisons for the arrows and the sword to be dipped in...
 * Appearance: Scarred all over the body. There is a rumor that every scar is a battle he won. He wears light bronze armor, boots and a Viking style helmet. The fur on his paws are black, while the rest of the fur is a mixture of brown and white.
 * Personality: Clever, well-spoken and always smiling, you may think he is a nice guy. In fact he’s a ruthless, cold-blooded killer.
 * History: He has served the Smalltail rein for seasons as their Assassin and General. He knows all about killing, thieving and stealth that even a master assassin looks like a beginner to him. When he was traveling to Mossflower, he was the one who thought of dumping the Alcohol in the River Moss.
 * Affiliation: Bigsmell Smalltail