User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Second Redwall Wars/@comment-1398069-20100506012657

And me! Runs up and punches Neil in the face, knees him in the stomach, and sweeps him up in my hat, where he enters a mysterious factory that has lots of dog food, a carboard box, and lots of spiders who want to kill him. I then release a bunch of bullets at Bluestripe, and run up to him, swinging a lightsaber. A mob of ninjas attack Kenina, and a giant robot attacks Sister Armel.

Didn't you guys miss me?