User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard./@comment-1148677-20090816141349

Dear Ssenkrad,

Why is there lava?

What is the meaning of life?

Why is there soccer?

Can you implode?

How about explode?

How many brothers do I have?

Why does my 7 year old brother think he's a king?

What college should I go to?

Are you a friend of Sauron?

Can you teleport me to Middle-Earth so I can escape my crazy life?

Where is the Peery Egyptian Theater?

If you had 1 second to live, what would you say?

Can I go hiking?

Do you live in Orthanc?

Or Mordor?

Why does Arwen get Aragorn?

Why is Eowyn a rider?

Why are there only 9 black Riders? Why didn't Sauron make more rings?

How can you tell when you're annoyed?

Do you like mushrooms?

Do you like thunder?

How about lightning?

What's this?

Who's that?

Where am I?

Can you do the Hokey-Pokey?

Do you like volcanoes?

Do you think Rohirric horses need to be trained by elves?

Why are elven steeds more obedient then regular horses?

Can you sing?

Why is it over 9000?

Who is Dr. Octogonapus?

If orcs suddenly popped up in your room and started clamouring that they were going to be your servents, what would you do(other then burn 'em)?

Why do you kill ppl?

Do you use taxt talk?

Can you talk in computar language?

Can you speak Elvish?

Are you annoyed with me yet?

How much longer should I do this?

What school do the fishies go to?

Can you sing 'How to Save a Life'?

How 'bout 'Hit me with Your Best Shot'?

'Slow Ride'?

What kind of car do I own?

What do you hate?

What do you love?

Do you have cookies?

Cake?

Soda?

Pizza?

Ice Cream?

Junk Food?

Apples?

Pears?

Plums?

Grapes?

Fruit?

Carrots?

Peas?

Corn?

Lettace?

Veggies?

Why was Internet invented(I know, but wanna know if you do)?

What top secret thingy are the teachers doing?

Am I dead yet?

Do you know any one who's blind?

Deaf?

Dumb?

Paralyzed?

Is this stupid?

Am I smart?

How old am I?

How old are you?

How old are my brothers?

Why does my baby brother like candy?

Why are my walls lilac? Why aren't they rose?

Why can't I live in the mountains?

Why can you buy guns and such in Utah?

Why are there deserts?

Tropics?

Plains?

Mountains?

Oceans?

Are you annoyed with me now?

Why do us kids have to attend school?

Do you have pets?

Why did you put down a bunch of @#*$%^ before answering any of my questions?

What kind of foot do I have?

How about LPG?

You?

Are you eccentric?

Am I nosy?

Why do the Redwallers always defeat bad dudes? Why can't they make a treaty after several centries of fighting and live in peace with each other?

Why did the ring make Frodo depressed?

How come Legolas can fight a whole army of orcs and only suffer a bruise?

Can you ice skate?

Roller-blade?

Sled?

Sled down stairs on shields?

Fight balrogs?

Should I go away now?