User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard- QUESTIONS/@comment-2006360-20100907193556/Leena Flintpaw-20100915151201

You send Chuck Norris to occupy her with a lengthy speech, while Abraham Lincoln rallies the u.s. army, and then sends them to meet Indiana Jones, where he leads them off to trample her to death. If that doesn't work you could always have Luke Skywalker use his lightsaber to cut her in half.