User blog comment:Brigadier Barty/A Rewrite of Redwall: Loamhedge/@comment-3474228-20150411011357/@comment-2246928-20150429215327

The squirrel wasted not a moment further, striding into the house with her mind set on eating.

"Aye, best not tarry too long afore their next thousandth feast finishes. Or that volewife's husband comes. I reckon 'e's in for a surprise, eh?"

She plucked a sugared plum out of a bowl as she reached towards a ladle, stirring the contents of a cauldron.

"Lazy toads, you'd think they'd have more of an imagination then just soup, but it'll suffice 'til we actually get some good ol' Redwall nosh under our teeth."