User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard- ANSWERS/@comment-1523041-20091203020253

Dear Richard, My life is very sad and everyone want's to kill me. My my puppy has mutated into a giant purple phfrgtyll. I need you to answer these following questions to put my life back in order.

1. WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS PERSON EATING FISH FOOD IN MY FIREPLACE?

2. A girl walks down a street and decides to throw a rock at an object nearby. There are three possible objects to throw the rock at. Let us say that object one equals X and that X equals one, object two equals 2, object three equals 3, and my Dark Arm Blade owns any katana ever. If all this applies which way would the egg fall and how did the saurians become extinct.

3.What is the answer to this question.

4. WHAT THE CRAP AM I DOING HERE!!!!!!!!!!??????

5. STAR BREAK! GREEN DRAGON!!!! ELEMENTAL CYCLONE!

6. Black Ace or Red Joker?

7. What is a phfrgtyll?