User blog comment:Cortez Firebrush/Vulpes Imperio/@comment-4923448-20110928194924/@comment-2124127-20110929190038

You receive a letter from a certain "Forgrit Mackerik", concerning a business proposal

"hello, traveler! I hav herd yoo arr noo heer, at Vestr; so i send you a proposal: i've gathered qwite a few enemies thees fiew seezuns, and so, qwite a fiew problemz and trubblez hav happened too miy fyne bizzness az inn-keeper...nasty things...thanks to thees nemeses... so, i propose thiss: Yool get a warm bedh, a larj roome, plenny too eet, and qwite a bitt ov shinies...say, mebbe 123 coores? Heer iz a list of enemies ov mine too be dispozed ov: Greenam Pratcher;owner ov the "fire-brew tavern". Cornil;merchant neer thee seaport-yoo cant miss him: he's a short little stoat-midget, ain't got much brains eeder, eel be the un assking iff they see any sea, stoopid littul idjit. then therez Salana. slimy lil' git theef. shee rezidez in thee "Burnhill Inn".''

Thank yoo for yore appresheation, Forgrit Mackerick, owner ov thee "Thee Hawser's Bight" Inn.