User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Third Redwall Wars/@comment-1209332-20100608015354

"This is Martin II, reporting from The Third Redwall Wars ."

"A lot has happened since our last broadcast. Bluestripe's advancing virus troops were halted with his legion of fire tanks, though only 10% were destroyed, as Umrag says they were 'decimated'. Dr. Mario appeared and a fierce battle ensued. Twin Shot was killed by Doctor Mario."

"Also, according to Thornclaw Braveheart, a black-cloaked man walked towards Sister Armel."

"In sad news, Jio, Kenina's Spanish assistant, was revived by Witch Doctor Blue, after being presumed dead."

"A hundred Spartans are currently charging Blue's ranks, and a new firewall is forming."

"We go now to our only remaining foreign correspondent, Gorvchech, who is Russian."

"But because someone is too lazy to go to Babelfish, he also speaks English (badly)."

"Spasiba, Martin. It is appearing that the Third Wall of Crimson War is focus mainly on the fighting of the Um and Rag, plus Striped Blue. Surgeon Mario is fight strong but is counter by Um and Rag Modem Army. The Sabel Man strolling is consequently not. Jio come back bad news. Double Gun must be in the funeral. Martin's back."

"Spasiba for that insightful commentary, Gorvchech. Until next time, I'm Martin,"

"Da, Gorvchech,"

"Saying: Never gonna give you up."

(You have just been rickrolled.)