User blog:Layla Goldeneyes/Survivor (Redwall Edition)

My fan fiction piece for Compound Association

Chapter 1 : Player Introductions
"Contestant #32405. Name please?"

"Tsarmina G-Greeneyes.."

"Um, miss-"

"That's Queen of Thousand E-Eyes...t-to you..cat!" the dead queen shivered.

"Why are so cold Tsarmina?" the cat judge asked.

"I'm not cold! I s-stepped in puddle on my way here!" Tsarmina said, rubbing her hands together and grabbing at her fur. "Continue p-please! I want the treasure.."

"Umm, okay. Why do want to enter Survivor (Redwall Edition)?" the black cat yawned, lazily leaning back in the big chair.

"Didn't I just say the answer to that?" Tsarmina said with a crocked eyebrow. "Next question!"

"FRODDO!!! GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!!" Froddo ran, and Iceris stormed in right behind him. "Sorry about that niece. Since, I know you well, you are entered."

"I don't know you.."Tsarmina said awkwardly, and began hissing violently at some water Froddo spilled on his way out.

"Next contestant: Contestant #32406!!" Iceris shouted, and in walked a very noticeable face. "Layla!! You aren't doing this!"

"Oh c'mon!" Layla said, begging on her knees. "You let Tsarmina do it!"

"'cuase Tsarmina is a freakin' psycho; I mean, look at her. She was made to do this."

Both heads turned to the green eyed cat who was on the ground arching her back and circling around the water. Layla just sighed, "I see your point. But please Iceris-"

"Let me tell you something, your other aunt Ziyren, she wasn't only crazy for marring Verdauga. She was insane enough to kill my mother!!"

Layla threw up her paws and shirked into the air. "Why are there so many family-caused deaths in my family?!!?" the back of the stage, Froddo laughed a geeky laugh.

"Anyways..next contestant!!"

"Please!"

"No."

"Pleaseee!!"

"Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please..."

45 Minutes of Non-Stop Pleases

"...please please please please please please-"

"Okay!" Iceris said, shutting her ears. "Really! YES!" Layla ran pass Tsarmina in complete joy, stomping on her cousin's tail. No reaction whatsoever.

"Froddo, I just made the worst mistake of my life.." Iceris sighed, rubbing her head.

"Actually your second. You first was when you sent Rust to-"

"DON'T say it!!!"

'''Gotta stop here folks!! SEE YA LATER!!'''