User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Fourth Redwall Wars/@comment-1399757-20100908183706

And Gandalf still lives, cause he was cheap,

But his mother, at his cowardice, bitterly weeps,

Yoshi swallows the Mario Bros. as well,

Then burps them back out, killing them with the smell.

Kerry pays no heed to Arty's smart-pants knowledge,

It has no place inside his life, even though he went to college.

As Sarge lay bleeding from his head,

Chuck Norris making sure he's dead,

Griff and Churchill come from the side,

And kick Chuck Norris in his rough leather hide.

Jet flies back, for he is faster than a plane,

And dives at Thorn, throwing nunchukus like rain.

Although Gingey is reduced to crumbs,

Mungo's still much bigger, and squishes Lincoln 'tween his thumbs.

X & Zero could care less about a curse,

They mash Percy's head twice; clearly much worse.

Neil yanks off MJ's nose,

Cause it's just plastic and he doesn't those,

Metallica out-rock's the zombies tune,

And shoots them all back to the moon.