User:Richard of the Flame

"It is better to be feared than loved, if you can not be both"

I am Richard of the Flame, lord of darkness, ruler of the undead, creator of misery, master of evil, ETC.

this is my account on this WIKI, which, given its name, i think i will like. hehehehehe.

I am also starting an Advice collum called Ask Richard. go to my evil blog to check it out!

--Richard of the Flame SSENKRAD MODNAR

23:26, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

THE ORGANIZATION
I am Agent Jamie of the Organization, and I am a very High Rank, so Shut up.

THE ANTI-DEPRESSION LINK!!!!
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9Zzr5hnlHQ&feature=related The #1 cure all of many states of depression. also use if you are close to dying.]

ANSWERS That Fix EVERYHTING (feel free to add your own)
"I reject Yor Reality, and substitute my own" (One Of Richard's Favorites)

"..................... Possibally"

"LIES!!! THEY ARE ALL LIES!!!!!! YOU ARE LYING!!!!!"

"No, I'm not an Extraterrestrial. What, you didn't ask me that? Oh. Hey! Look, Edward Cullen!!" (Run away)

"It depends... on if you are on the dark side... and if u like larry boy."

"I may or may not have nothing to do with the thing you could have not just not mentioned three or four or possibly no years ago."

"No I didn't! Honest! ... I ran out of gas! I, I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR ON MY LIFE IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!"

"Why the heck are you askin' me?! GO ASK A WISE MAN!"

"I'M NOT STUPID, YOU KNOW!"

"I HAVE A LAWYER!"

"Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me!"

"No... Cows don't much like houses. They prefer to be out in the meadow!.. Where they can get a graaaayyzzze oooooowwwnnn."

"Look! A unicorn!" (run away)

"Two Camels in a Tiny Car"

"Superstitous eh?"

"YOU need therapy right now."

"Maybe."

"Perhaps."

"NO."

"STOP! (Hammertime)"

"I HAVE TWO LAYERS!!!!"

"I HAVE SEVERAL LAWYERS!"

"I HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF LAWYERS!!!!"

"You have to shoot zombies a lot in the head to get them to stop. And you know why? Eh? Do ya? 'CAUSE ICE CREAM HAS NO BONES!!!"

"POKE!"

"Why do you people keep calling me!? I hate your guts!"

"The fact everyone near me routinely dies is not relevant in our present conversation."

"I'm only a part time arsonist!"

"Apparently, You fail to notice that I have more knives than you."

"Your Mother!"

"Of course, I'm sure my SWAT team can settle this argument..."

"I see my assassins failed to kill you..."

"Which of the 500 ways I can kill you would you prefer?"

"Talk to my agent. Right now."

"I can't talk to you. I'm hibernating. *hangs up*"

"Who are you and what have you done to my humanity?"

"Do you value your dignity...at all? If you do, then I would not inquire."

"ILLOGICAL!!!"

""BEAR GRYLLS!!!!" (At this, the person asking you will pass out, leaving you time to run away.)

" I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR! BLAAAARG! "

"Of all the bars, in all the world, you had- LOOK A T-REX!" (run away)

"That reminds me of the time I ate my own hands!" (sing Hey-Diddle-Diddle)

"I'm going to stab you now- with bullets."

"You ain't got no pancake mix!"

"There's a shark in my roof. Your argument is invalid."

"One more word, and my ninjas will be coming for you. You do not want to meet my ninjas."

"I'm sorry, you lost me at, 'Hey, (insert your name)!'"

"Your house is burning down, buddy. And I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that you're yelling at me."

"Yes, I suffer from (insert random long string of numbers and letters here. The person you are talking to will stop and try to figure it out, while you make your escape good.)"

.*Set his hair on fire, then walk away.*

"Must be foreign" Shrugs

WOMBATS!!!!!

I don't care.

The Theme Song(s) Of Richard
Richard Note: Feel Free to add some. The reason you can add your own is because I want to hear your suggestions of songs that fit for me. and I am really lazy. Yeah

Through the Fire and Flames  (Dragonforce)

 Politik  (Coldplay) (From LPG)

 Enter the Cage  (Adema) (Also one of MY theme songs. -Neil)

'Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley) (From Bluestripe XD)'

When You're Evil (Voltaire) (From Verminfate)

Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows (Lesley Gore, whoever that is) From Guess Who (M2)

*Richard Note: I dislike your Sense of Humor, M2* ''*M2 Note: What a coincidence! I do too!*''

Smokescreen (Citizen King) (From Neil)

Underneath It All (Pillar) (Ferretmaiden)

Always Waiting (Stellar Kart) (FM)

A Different Side of Me (Allstar Weekend) (Me *duh* okay it's Ferretmaiden)

Theres Gotta Be (More To Life) (Stacie Orrico) (I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count)

It's So Good to be Bad (From All Dogs Go to Heaven 2)

Hellfire (From The Hunchback of Notre Dame) It's evil and fire related! >:D

Monster (skillet) This song seems like it would please you. Also, the music vid is creepy weird. Old abandoned hospitals where secret tests are being done.

If You're Happy and you know it' From Umrag

The Phantom of the Opera 

Get Off My Back (Bryan Adams) From Pinedance (the Bane of your Life -snickers-)

The Kraken (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest) From Pinedance (Gee, I wonder why.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebno9Rt0beU (from danthemanb)

Caramelldansesn by Caramell

Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley) (AGAIN)

BEAR GRYLLS (Bear Grylls)

Numa Numa Song (O-Zone)

If You're Happy and You Know IT Clap Your Hands

Potential Break Up Song' (Aly and AJ)

Let the Rain Fall Down (Hilary Duff)

Only the Good Die Young (Billy Joel) From M2

Still Alive (Glados) From Snowpaw

Skullcrusher Mountain (Jonathan Coulton) From M3

NOTICES!
''Hello people. I just wanted to tell you that, if any of you have an Idea for me, like character names, Designs, Names of Countrys, Towns, Villages, Cities, Landmarks, and/or Toe people, then you can put them in my Talk page. I need some Ideas, due to the fact that I am coming up with a new story that is based off the type of things found in Medieval RPG Games and Storys like that. I have some characters designed, btu without names, so if you can think of a name for a Female Elf, an Undead Sorcery Guy, and a Three-Foot-Tall Demon, I could really use them. Any other Character along those lines would also be good. If you want to know the Story elements behind this thing, I am afraid I can't tell you, except that it Focuses arround the Character of eVilcanada6 and some kind of alternate reality. Also, I can't fix this Italic Font for now. My Computer is screwing me up. Thanks!''

Richardo De La Llama I actually never learned Spanish00:52, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

''Notice: I now have an Off-wiki Blog that has to deal with eVilcanada6. Yes, I got the Idea from LPG's blog, SMLAARG. Don't shoot me. Anyways, if you want to check it out, I just started it. the link is here ---> http://evilcanada6.wordpress.com/''

Yeah....

Richardo De La Llama I actually never learned Spanish23:51, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

''NOTICE: I am probably going to hate myself for this, But I am now once again.... Taking commissions. Not that any of you ask for them like... at all.... But Now I am taking them without complaint and with the full assurence that they will be compleated to the best of my ability. Ask me for anything Reasonable. I am going to trust your good judgement on this... S'yeah.... What am I saying?! You people have no good judgement! Bah!.... Anyways.... Leave discriptions and Such in my talk page on either Wiki (This one or the Redwall Wiki). Keep it reasonable. I, too, have a life. Also, the restrictions are PG - PG13. Trust me, I am not above the Blood and Gore stuff. Just recently I drew a guy's skeleton pulling itself out from the guy's body. Hilarity ensued. ''

''So yeah. I love seeing what people come up with for me to draw. Enjoy. Richardo De La Llama  I actually never learned Spanish 01:05, June 30, 2010 (UTC)''

RICHARD'S UNSPEAKABLE TOPICS
1. RELIGION.

2. POLITICS

3. RELATIONSHIPS

4. THE EXISTANCE OF BIGFOOT

5. BEAR GRYLLS