User blog comment:Thornclaw Braveheart/Starship Redwall/@comment-1298206-20101027195351/@comment-2006360-20101027195614

The Clunians fire their plasma shots, bursting the doors open. They take the pilot (who, by the way, is a squirrel) and you don't know what happened to him.

Clunian 1: 'Ey, Sergeant Ripbottom, I t'ink dis one's still 'wake!

Sgt. Ripbottom: Oi, let's see!

A large Clunian walks into the wreckage and kicks you.