User blog:Mewtworules/All right, fellows

All right, ladies and gentlebeasts of this accursed fortress, I am going to tell you all, ONCE, that I am at my wit's end on how to deal with you idiots. You try and come up with a solution on how to save the wiki. Not once have I seen anything other than "permaban mewtwo" or "I am leaving". THIS IS CRAZY, DUMB, AND FLIPPING BLOODY IDIOTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Rant over. I am going to try and be civil here, people. YOU ARE THE ONES KILLING THE WIKI. You will not stop about this troll garbage. I am not a troll, I am just a guy trying to get people to like him. I have tried, and failed. Right now, I am going to give a list of solutions to the crisis, starting with:

Forgive and forget. You people probably think "Ohh, the darned troll can have an chances he wants, just f***off you d***ned troll. You idiots even carry this crap to other wikis and kill that wiki too. If everyone was treated fairly, and people be civil to others, this wiki would be like a close-knit community. Redwall wiki is nice, no enemies, and ya know why? No chat! I will come to that later, but for now... We need some love here. Accept everyone, new users, pseudo-trolls like me. I am the only little gnat here, so learn to accept me. Please, this is for the good of the wiki.

Disable chat. More conflicts occurred there. If chat had not existed, no one would hate me. I am partly against this idea, but it must be done for the good of the wiki.

Stop the hate blogs. Meeks and Ariyh, you tried to stop the hate blogs with one of your own, but they were too hate blogs and presented no tenable solution. Sorry, Meeks, but your new wiki solution will not work. People will just carry the crap over. Just eliminate the darned crap, darn it! My blog is a bit hateful, but it amplifies the strength of the message. Thorn, your hate message will do nothing for the wiki. Asking for someone to be permabanned when they have done nothing in the past few months to you is just plain silly. No one should be banned here unless they intentionally try and cause trouble. Blue, I am talking to you. You did a good job banning people when they were supposed to, and not falling under the influence of people who wanted me out. Good job. :) Which brings me to another topic...

If you want someone permabanned, show some freaking evidence. I want this dude permabanned because he is a troll! That doesn't work. In the old days, niko or someone else would say, "Block Lord of the 7peas because he vandalized." Good, niko. Now, i see, Ban Mewt because he has done enough. Hello? Vandalism? Evidence? This is crazy! At least this place has law, in the HR wiki, anarchy runs rampant. Come on, do not let "troll activity" change the way you think!

Now, I want to point out a few things. I was able to mend my relationship with many on this wiki over on another wiki chat. I want to thank Niko for all the support he gave me.

That's it from me. For the good of this wiki, heed my words. Please leave your thoughts in the comments.

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