User blog comment:Nitram the Warrior/Rise of the Prinnies/@comment-2124127-20111008181537

...You just mad an RPG off my Rabid Mutant Penguin Organization, didn't you!? XD

You just made yourself an RPer, thanks to this ironic hilarity that just hit me:

Name: Rippy

Species: Prinny

Gender: Male

Place of Origin: Makai Kingdom

Weaponry: Sawed off Thompson Machine-Gun from the Zombie Wars of Earth, Dagger from 19th Century London, Ragetti's eye(which is now hollow and filled with explosives), Templar Sword stolen from Jacques de Molay.

Appearance: A typical Prinny, except a scar running down his face, permanently closing an eye, and teeth upon his beak(From Radiation he gained from 30th Century Earth)

Personality: Evil. Pure, Bloodthirsty, menacing-to-all-in-existence Evil.

Backstory: Was once a penguin. Was born as every normal penguin is, and for awhile, lived as every normal penguin lived, until Experimentation upon him lead to his supernatural intelligence and strength, which then(obviously) lead to him destroying the laboratory, the state, and most of the known Country. And thanks to his supreme intelligence, continued on to create an opening to the Realm of the Undead(Just for some evil laughs, you know), and plunged Earth into a battle against the hungered and seriously ticked-off Zombies. As the battle raged on, he was playing on a fiddle and dancing about in an "innocent" way, and was gunned down by US Special Forces. Returning later to Earth as a Prinny, he finished the work of destroying the human population of the world(and stealing a Thompson off a heroically battling human Zombie-Slayer, who later gets his brains ripped out and becomes President of the United Zombie Nations), the Prinny turns to going back in time(Stealing a Templar Sword off Knight Jacques de Molay, which could have saved his life, if it was there...And also the eye of Ragetti the pirate, after eating Jack the Monkey, the eye's previous possessor, and a knife used by Jack the Ripper), and then going to the Future of the Earth to harass some undead scientisst for awhile(Gaining him a scar from the pair of scissors of a Zombie-Hair Stylist, and radioactive teeth). Finally, tired of messing around with Earth, he goes off with his Prinny-Companions to kick some Anthropomorphic bottoms.