User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard./@comment-1153441-20090817204841

Dear Richard,

I know I could ask a lot of very stupid questions to make you insult me, but I won't. I'll ask intelligent questions. Such as What's your favorite pizza topping?

Where is the nearest zoo from where I am?

Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why are you doing this?

Why am I doing this? (If you say because I'm stupid your probably right)

Where are you from?

Where am I from?

How do you feel?

If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?

How does it feel to have feelings?

How do you feel?

Why do dogs bark and not chirp?

Can numbats fly?

Can numbats swim?

Can numbats sing?

Can numbats dance?

Can numbats shoot lasers from their eyes?

Do you know what a numbat is?

Why is Cludd so incompetent?

When will the Flitchaye learn proper grammar?

Who is more annoying. Vitch, Klitch or Dwopple?

Y dyd i knot spel thiz cintents ryet?

If birds can fly, how come flies can't bird?

Why is a chicken?

Why do clocks run clockwise?

Why are most homes painted white?

Why is Santa Claus fat?

Who chose his reindeer's names?

What is the difference between a wombat and a numbat?

Do you know what a numbat is?

Do you get annoyed by the badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger mushroom, mushroom song?

How many weasels does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why do search engines have weird names?

Why do vermin have weird names?

Who do you like better. Sawney Rath, or Ruggan Bor?

Why does Pinedance ask so many questions?

Why did I ask so many questions?

Thanks for your time.

P.S. Actually baking soda repels Voles not Badgers

P.P.S. Your not as good as Slagar. (no offense)