User blog comment:Cortez Firebrush/Vulpes Imperio/@comment-2006360-20110929190118

I will require the Royal Guard to help in this matter. ''Torquemadia leaves the throne room, then returns about 15 minutes later with an otter in a white tunic and black jerkin, with an empty scabbard on a belt. A Royal Guard fox has him handcuffed, and another Guardsbeast, a rat, carries the otter's confiscated items. Torquemadia kneels down, and the Guards do so as well, forcing the otter as well.'' My grand Emperor, we have the otter. He tried to make a run for it, but our rat friend Pate is a sure shot with a sling. We searched the captain's effects and have found the following: A cutlass, a sling and a pouch filled with stones, a spyglass, a compass, a half-eaten scone, and a scroll with the list of items from his ship on it. The captain's name, according to the letter, is "Rakflurr Drinkwater, and his ship is called Jolly Good Drink.

Loraq snears WOT D'YEW 'SPECT? YES! Continues to scream profanity at the guards before calming himself down and walking towards the searats Well...what're yer names, may I arsk.