User blog:Long Patrol Girl/Let's Throw Inanimate Objects!

Have you ever wanted to throw something at a villain from Redwall/ a user on here? OF COURSE YOU DID!!! So, let's get started.

RULES!

 * 1) You may only throw inanimate objects here. Nothing living, please. The only living thing you can throw is E.T. And microscopic organisms.
 * 2) Be nice. No fowl language to any of the bad guys or other players.
 * 3) You can throw things at other people playing. Or at me.
 * 4) You cannot say "I killed _____ by throwing a nuke at them." You cannot 'kill' them, unless you want the fabric of time to shrink up in my drier.
 * 5) You may be as random as you like in coming up with stuff to throw at villains/users.
 * 6) No throwing innapropriate things.
 * 7) HAVE LOTS OF FUN!
 * 8) You can throw stuff at any villain, in fan fiction, Redwall book, or Richard, or user on here.
 * 9) You are allowed to throw grains of wheat at heroes from Redwall Books. That's it. :P And only one grain at a time. And it can't be on fire (RICHARD).
 * 10) HAVE MORE FUN!!!!!!!

Teams!! (Good Guys)
NONE YET! You can have a team of 1-8 people.

Teams!! (Bad Guys)
NONE YET!! You can have a team of 1-8 people.

Loners/Redwall Villains
You can throw stuff at any Redwall villain, no matter how small their role was. These people are also loners, who have no team :(

Are You a Master of RANDOM!!?
If you can come up with something really original to throw, you may be rewarded stuff, like:

Catapults

Pop Guns

Machine Guns that shoot Unicorns

A Magical Wizard Slingshot

Martin the Warrior's Hair Brush

A New Office Chair

Flaming Popsicles of DOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

10,000 German Snowflakes that burn to the touch

A travel brochure to Jamaica

A Reggae Singer

A really loud speaker system

A Brand New Jaguar!!

Smelly Gym Socks!

CANDY!!

Martin2's Super Special Limited-Time Edition RANDOM RAY GUN!

People's Ranking
If you play, you'll be listed here and I'll also list stuff you've won/done. You can post it on your userpage, too :)