User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Second Redwall Wars/@comment-2006360-20100425234353

K Snowpaw. I am your ally and I vow to help you if you help me! Oh, and Blue, Jason is invincible. *Jason takes Lucy Ricardo and puts a revolver on her head. He says to Ricky, "One more move and she's a goner!" Michael Jackson starts singing, causing sound waves to PWN lots of enemies. My zombies resurrect, and retreat to Pluto. I have a force field which only Neil and Snowpaw can get through, and Kit Fisto uses Force Push on Umrag's ninjas. I also send Indiana Jones, who punches the heck out of Umrag. Plus, remember that Elmo LOVES Uzis. Duel time! Elmo vs. Umrag.*

"Elmo want to massacre Umrag! Does Umrag want to get killed?"