User blog:Verminfate/Redwall Parody Songs

These are a few songs that I did. They're all parodies of real songs with Redwall-related lyrics that I wrote. Enjoy!!!

You Belong To Me (aka Skavris's song)
This one is a parody of Taylor Swift's You Belong With Me. It is supposed to be sung by Skavris the golden viper from my fan fiction, Hazel Eyes and Golden Scales. Here is a link to it on the Redwall wiki It's easier to understand if you read the story.

In case you didn't know, I've got an evil golden gaze,

Enough to make the most powerful foebeast faze,

Cause no one else, can hypnotize 'em like I do!

Waitin' in my basket for a victim to come along,

A perfect weapon that is deadly, lean, and strong,

And now I know the perfect weapon, and that's you!

Cause you are weak-willed, my mind is faster,

You are my slave, and I am your master!

And there will be a day when you wake up and find,

That what you most abhor has been seared in your mind!

You will see that I'm the one who commands you,

Hypnotize and put you in my trace,

You'll ssseeeeee! That you belong to meeeeeeee!

You belong to me......

These monitors think that they'll own everything,

They don't suspect that I'm he one who's pullin' all the strings,

Sittin' in my lair, thinking to myself, “This is gonna be easy!”

I send you on your mission into the red-stone house,

Expecting you to slay otter, squirrel, and mouse,

But then you're taken out from my grasp!

You fall in love and I'm deadly mad!

Cause she is powerful, but my mind is stronger,

She can hold on, but I will last longer!

And there will be a day when we lock on our eyes,

And I will end it all with a venomous bite!

Then you will see that I'm the one who commands you,

Hypnotize and put you in my trance,

You'll ssseeeeeee! That you belong to meeeeeeee!

You are my slave, my servant, my living weapon,

No one else will take you from my grasp,

You'll ssseeeeeee! That you belong to meeeeeee!

I'm the personification of serpentine stealth,

With you on my side I'll gain power and wealth!

There's nowhere you can run,

And there's nowhere you can hide,

So just open up your soul and let me inside.....

Cause can't you see that I'm the one who understands you,

I feel your pain so why can't we just let it beeeeeee,

That you belong to meeeeeeee!

You are my slave, my servant, my living weapon,

No one else will take you from my grasp,

You'll ssseeeeeee! That you belong to meeeeeee!

For eternity..... you belong to meeeee.....