User blog:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard.

INTRO
yes, it is I, Richard of the Flame, lord of darkness, master of evil, Etc. Etc. Etc. This is my advice collum. if you write a question in the comment page, then i will eventually answer it. enjoy this, you slimeballs. enjoy it.

RULES
thats it. now you can ask what ever you want, you patheti- i mean, you good people. enjoy it.
 * 1) no nasty questions. i will just insult you and not answer your question
 * 2) you CAN ask personal questions about ME (the character) but not me (the actual person)
 * 3) no swearing. i will just ignore it and insult you later.
 * 4) your questions can be as stupid as you want. i dont care. well, yes i do. but who cares.
 * 5) WARNING! my answers are probably gonna be sarcastic. if you are easily offended,  LEAVE NOW!!!!!! 

--Richard of the Flame  SSENKRAD MODNAR 02:52, 15 August 2009 (UTC)