User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard- QUESTIONS/@comment-1884658-20100510041005

Dear Richard of the Flame, Lord of all and everything evil (and good),

My family has succesfully conviced me that they do not matter at all and everything in my life should circulate around Darryle, Snowpaw's boyfriend in the Redwall world. Now they think I am a nasty person because I beleive that. They would not believe me if I simply explained it to them, and would act hurt and break down crying. Like they don't make me feel just as bad all the time. Should I just kill them all, or actually try to resolve this problem in a civilized and uncannibalistic manner?

--Snowpaw the Wild

PS. Please answer. This is a real problem.