User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Third Redwall Wars/@comment-1209332-20100608184641

"This is Martin II, reporting from The Third Redwall Wars /"

"First off, I'd like to correct an error in a previous broadcast. We mistakenly referred to Shelob as a 'spider. After some research, we have discovered that Shelob, is an 'evil thing in spider form' (The Two Towers, Book 4, Chapter 9 "Shelob's Lair"). Also, we would like to remind you all that Balrogs do not have wings."

"Neildown joined forces with Bluestripe, and Square Meal ate Bluestripe's whirlpool. Ming the Japanese Fox summoned Barney, but thankfully Barney was eaten by Shelob, the evil-thing-in-spider-form. Neildown attacked Umrag whilst officially declaring his alignment with Bluestripe. Ming summoned Lord Brocktree and Martin the Warrior, albeit armed with AK's (47's or 74's presumably) and RPG's (Role Playing Games). Umrag summoned a legion of Clunys which were carrying Spectre M4's, a type of airplane (?). Ming countered with Joseph Bells, which were countered again by Umrag, using crows. Ming then summoned kestrels, (led by Skarlath) to destroy the crows."

"While this was happening, Snowpaw was complaining about semantics. Yes, we know Balrogs do not have wings. Its only mentioned in text. She also summoned some of Shelob's descendants, the Spiders of Mirkwood (As seen in The Hobbit)"

"Until next time, this is Martin II with WDWC News, saying: I KNOW BALROGS DON'T HAVE WINGS!!!"