User blog:Long Patrol Girl/Prophecy and Stuff.

Prophecy and Stuff: A Story Thing
This is humor people. It's Martin being snotty and me being sleepy. I'll try to update. It's aminly dialogue, FYI.

Chapter One: Martin Missed a Mocha
Kailee Windscutt was napping in Great Hall.

Kailee...Kailee...Kailee...

She keeps sleeping...

''KAILEE!! WAKE UP!!! ITS ME, MARTIN! I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU YOU'RE THE NEW ABBEY WARRIOR!''

Kailee wakes up.

"AH! WHY ARE YOU TRANSLUCENT!?!"



''Cause I've been dead for countless seasons. Death kind of does that to you.''

"Why are you speaking in Italics?"

Another death thing.

"So, let me get this straight...You're dead?"

''Yeah. Duh.''

"How did you die?"

IS THAT REALLY IMPORTANT?!

"Sorry, sheesh."



''So, now I have to tell you some prophecy about how you will save the Abbey from evil and all that jazz. But it will be masked in a semi-cryptic poem that everyone reading this will get, but you won't.''

"I see. Please continue."

You have no strength.



You're kind of weak.



But you are brave,



''Not really. You're meek.''



But the Abbey is in danger,



And you're all I got.



I wasn't expecting this



I was put on the spot.



And destiny (Aparently)



Picked you out of the lot,



But I disagree with destiny.



Oh well.

"But I get that! And why are you so mean and insulty?"



I didn't get my coffee today. And all the other people who get messages from me our smarter and actually have muscle strength.

"Oh. But you're dead?"

Dead animals need coffee, too

''Wait...DEAD?!"

Yeah.

"I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!!"

''That's so cliched it's not even funny anymore. And so many people reading this aren't going to get the "Sixth Sense" reference that there's going to be even less laughing.''

"You're a downer."

-Sigh-