User blog comment:Ferretmaiden/The Redwall Food Fight/@comment-1884658-20100422023445

That's it! You asked for this! You're a fat, ugly, barrel-bottomed, lard-bellied, dozy-pawed, mangy-tongued, Umm,Umm... lazy, slop-barrel excuse for a living creature! I could beat you in a fair fight with both paws tied behind me back if you weren't such a coward as to have a thousand troops at your back, you sick thief!