User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard./@comment-986811-20090824111501

Dear Richard of the Flame,

Boxers or briefs?

Iced tea or lemonade?

Twilight or Harry Potter?

Cake or pie?

What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say Martin the Warrior?

Laterose?

Grumm?

Pallum?

Felldoh?

Brome?

Mattimeo?

Matthias?

Cornflower?

Abbot?

Abbess?

Pinedance Coneslinger?

Martin2?

Long Patrol Girl?

MERLOCK?

Ferretmaiden?

Neildown?

Danthemanb?

Silverfalcon Pikehawk?

Umrag the Destroyer?

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?

Why is Greenland ice and Iceland green?

If there is New Zealand, where is Old Zealand?

Why is the plural of brother brethren, but mother is mothers, not methren?

How many hours of sleep do you get a day?

Would you rather perish in a fire or get swallowed by a tiger?

Have you ever eaten anything that's not food?

Do you believe in miracles?

Astrology?

Love?

Santa Claus?

The Easter Bunny?

Ghosts?

Wanna kill someone right now?

Who?

Is this any better than Pinedance asking you?

Or is it worse?

Or just the same?

If you were trapped in a burning building with everyone here on the advice column, who would you save EXCEPT YOURSELF?

Why is heavy metal considered music when it's just screams?

Want me to ask more questions?

Can I stop now?

Now?

How about now?

~Fren Kozdru