User:Talanquel



Dis be th' alternate account of another user on RedwallWiki who will remain unnamed. Every time I save an update, it usually cuts off d' last couple o' sentences, which is why th' previous info I 'ad on here is gone&#59; it deleted everythin but me infobox!

Friends
If ye want t' ally yoreself wid th' forces of darkness, inscribe yer mark 'ere!

Meself of course T a l a n qu e l Perish!

Lathagarr Haharr me cullies!

I R I D I A N Hi!

Biggren I'll slit yer scurvy gizzards!

I sympathize with your dilemna...and your bossiness. Simply put---THE SAGA! 21:17, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Signatures
Here be me marks from past ages.

T a l a n qu e l Perish!

T a l a n qu e l Perish!

[[User:Talanquel| T A L A N  .2 Which scenario seems most likely in a duel between the Taggerung and Ruggan Bor? Tagg would swiftly leap on Ruggan Bor and swiftly slay him with a single blow from the Sword of Martin. Tagg would leap on Ruggan Bor but the fox's reflexes would be quicker and he would whirl around and slay Tagg. The two would cautiously circle each other and suddenly pounce on each other, the ensuing scuffle would result in a double burial that night. Tagg would run back into the abbey and hide under his bed and cry. Ruggan Bor would run away screaming in fright at the mere sight of the Taggerung. They would both spit on their paws and join together in a massive attack on Redwall Abbey. Ruggan Bor would confess that he was finished with his evil ways and join the Abbeydwellers in peace.  .3 What will Brian Jacques title his next book? The continued adventures of the Rogue Crew. The untold story of Groddil the fox. The Humans. Redwall in Ruins. The return of Vulpuz. The Rogue Crew is his last book. Idk? .4 In the following scenario, which option do you prefer the best? Ungatt Trunn arrives at the shores of Mount Salamandastron and he: Leaps up the side of the mountain and defeats everyone in the mountain single-handedly. Does'nt even see the mountain because of a thick fog, and passes by. Brings shiploads of scoff for the bally hares, turning them to his side and thus winning the war. Hires armies of green rats to fly around the mountain, creating a whirlwind that destroys the mountain. Gets bit by one of his darling spiders. A deadly poisonous one. .5 In the following scenario a young hare by the name of Pikkle Ffolger arrives at: The mountain of Salamandastron and scoffs the blinkin mountain whole. The Abbey of Redwall, leading an army of blue rats. Castle Floret and is thrown from a high window by an otter, for eating too much scoff. The Northlands and makes a name for himself among the local vermin, by bolting all his enemies down his hungry throat. The Isle of Sampetra and is starved to death by the vermin there until he blows away in the wind, a tattered rag compared to his formerly he althy figure. .6 Should a human be introduced to a story? Horrors no! Absolutely not! Probably not. Maybe. Possibly. Yes. Idk. .7 If you could read the Rogue Crew right now for a price what would it be? You would have to pay me to even open the cover. Nothing. $1. $50. $100. $1000. $1,000,000. My eternal soul. Idk. .8 Should a Wolverine ever be a good/grey character? Yes. No. Maybe. Idk. .9 Should Vulpuz, Lord of Hellgates appear in the flesh in any future books? Yes. No. Maybe. Idk. .10 Do my polls have too many options? Absolutely. Positively Certainly Yes Maybe Idk Possibly Not really No Definitely not

Sorry about the disappearing polls, mateys. Every single time I save my work it deletes the entire lower half of my work or gives me a spam protection filter page. Now i'm afraid to do anything more here because of the errors. To solve this problem, I have recently been copying everything I was working on and pasting it in again when it deletes everything. That is the reason why the recent changes page is usually clogged with my stuff. (Also, I cannot use the preview function, it simply does'nt respond; which is why I have to save my work instead of previewing it which contributes to the clogging problem)

I R I D I A N Hi! 20:09, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

About M'self
I am a member of the Church of Christ (not Church of Christ inc; the first century church).

I am a human being currently living in Alabama, USA.

I am the administrator for the Cobaltgames Wiki.

I strongly dislike Oasis but am not going to waste my time complaining about it.

I also have an active account on the Redwall Wiki, but I suppose that most of you do too.

I spend alot of my time trying to save my stuff on wikia without it deleting everything or modifying the text (probably more time than I actually spend writing the stuff).

I enjoy playing MMORPGs such as Runescape and DarkOrbit.

I am currently working on a FanFic on the Redwall Wiki (predicted to be finished sometime about ten thousand years from now).

If you can think of something that I should have put here about myself that I missed, tell me on my talk page and I will add it (if it's not personal kinds of stuff).

Banned
I have been banned from the redwallwiki for the following reason:

"Beginning of rant" Not too long ago, I, Talanquel; took the art contest poll.It turned out later that when I took the poll, Oasis had (once again) logged me out, so Talanquel never took the poll; an unregistered contributor did. Then it seems that Oasis reconfirmed the action (took the poll again)(I did not know this at the time). Because of this, my IP address was blocked (LordTBT's policy regarding folks who he believes are doing anything to alter the results of the poll is to publish their IP address and physical location, so that some rapist or murderer can find them).

00:40, November 10, 2010, LordTBT (Talk | contribs) blocked 208.86.13.173 (Talk) (expires 00:40, December 10, 2010, anon. only, account creation blocked) (I'm not kidding about trying to rig the poll. Se e you in December!)

When I looked at the art contest page later I was rather surprised to see this in the violators section:

208.86.13.173 from the Roanoke, AL area!

I recognised my IP address on the violators list and presented my case to The Tyrant (oops...LordTBT) who told me:

'''After a very clear warning on the contest page, you voted more than once in the art contest poll. To suggest this was some sort of accident or mistake I will not accept, because your second vote occurred twenty minutes after the first vote. Thanks for letting me know this was your account, because now you're violating a ban.''' -- LordTBT 00:32, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

This of course confused me because at the time, I thought that Talanquel was banned; from his viewpoint it was just some unregistered contributor that was trying to mess up his poll. So when I sent him a message asking that he not post my IP address, he figured out that 208.86.13.173 is Talanquel, and so he thought I was trying to get around the ban by logging in, (confusing to me because he blocked 208.86.13.173 from creating more accounts, not simply logging in or commenting) and blocked Talanquel also.

00:33, November 11, 2010, LordTBT (Talk | contribs) blocked Talanquel (Talk | contribs) (expires 00:33, December 11, 2010, account creation blocked)

One may wonder at this point why I even care if he is just blocking me from creating more accounts (which I did not intend to do anyway). The reason is that by banning me, he has irrepairably soiled my reputation among my fellow contributors on the redwallwiki to the point that they will forever more consider me a cheat and a poll flooder.

And you're from AL? I'm ashamed.Unnamed RedwallWikian 03:08, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

After taking this matter up with him several more times (with the same general result), I gave him the name of my other account so he can ban it too, because I will no longer be oppressed by the tyranny and injustice suffered by my fellow redwallers there.

"End of rant"

Note: It is questionable whether an administrator has the right to reveal registered wikia contributors personal information on the internet. This includes IP addresses because one of the rights of a registered user is to keep their IP address private.