User blog comment:Thornclaw Braveheart/Starship Redwall/@comment-2006360-20100525200405

The officer dodges the shot and dissapears into the inspection area. In the Captain's room, you hear voices:

"I can't believe they fergot we had dese grenade-proof shields!"

"Sharrap, or they'll hear yew! The Cap'n will be back from the inspection room anytime soon. On the count o' three, we'll go out there an' shoot all de Redwallers.  Gorrit!"

"Aye, Sergeant!"

The door opens outwards, hitting the shotgun-carrying otter on the face, and seven Bolians, six with blaster rifles and riot shields, and another with a vibrosword and plasma pistol, fire right in front of you.