User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard./@comment-1270315-20090910175945

What is your middle name.

How many girlfirends do you have?

Is bobby a boy name or a girl name?

Are you enjoying this?

Why is the sun yellow

Why are goats spelled the way they are?

What about:

Erinaceous

Lamprophony

Depone

Finnimbrun

floccinaucinihilipilification

Inaniloquent

Limerance

Mesonoxian

Mungo

Nihilarian

Nudiustertian

Phenakism

Pronk

Pulveratricious

Rastaquouere

A social climber

Scopperloit

Selcouth

Tyrotoxism

Widdiful

Zabernism

fish

hammer

moss

fly

mommy

momma

mom

daddy

dadda

dad

ninny

slave

house

storm

bible

you

me

cat

dog

why am did i do this?

is the sun going to blow up?

What is your opinion on Martin?

Tsarmina?

Lord Brocktree?

Dotti?

Ruff?

Skittles?

Jukka?

Columbine?

Rose?

Badrang?

Felldoh?

Brome?

Celandine?

Trefoil?

Ballaw?

Rowanoak?

Starwort?

Marigold?

Warden?

Woodspike?

Gonff?

Dinny?

Log-a-log?

Boar?

Bella?

Lady Amber?

Skipper?

Mask?

Barklad?

Pear?

Ashtwig?

Honeysuckle?

Cludd?

Chibb?

Abbess Germaine?

T.B.?

Goody?

Ferdy?

Coggs?

Ben?

Luke?

Vurg?

Beau?

Cardo?

Barko?

Mariel?

Dandin?

Gabool?

Gingivere?

Durry?

Tarquin?

Hon Rosie?

Mellas?

Bernard?

Serena?

Sage?

Gael?

Iris?

Rab?

Muta?

Samkim?

Arula?

Urthstripe?

Mara?

Basil?

Matthias?

Cornflower?

Constance?

Mordalfas?

Warbeak?

Mrs. Churchmouse?

Mr. Churchmouse?

Tim?

Tess?

Sam?

Jess?

King Bull Sparra?

Mattimeo?

Slagar?

Sella?

Cluny?

Ferahgo?

Wraith?

Threetooth?

Vitch?

Klitch?

Martin2?

Grath?

Inbar?

Tansy?

Arven?

Craklyn?

Viola?

Rollo?

Cregga?

Tammo?

Song?

Dann?

Dipp?

Burb?

Janglar?

Dibbuns?

DAB?

Do you believe in snakes?

Do you eat Laser cakes?

Does food upset you?

Repeating Laser cats are dead?

WHY? WHY?!

Cats?

Fourteen men enter a store. How many times can they lie about how much soda they bought?

Why is this Sparta?

Is this really Sparta?

Gorath?

Bisky?

Can you do a barrel roll?

Why do you sneeze like a Mortal,Richard?

Do you speak Spanish?

Why are Villians evil?

If you where stuck in a dessert,and had a choice of one weapon:Sword,Bow and Arrows,and a spear,which would you choose?

Why is cake so good tasting

Lordtbt?

Pinedance?

Me?

Legolas?

Mical jackson?

elmo?

Are you emo?

Is your sister?

Is gandalf?

harry potter?

Matthias

Mattimeo

Nimbalo?

Me?

Pinedance?

fish?

cake?

Pie?

me?

Martin2

legolas?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why are Softballs hard?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Why does Goofy stand while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

Where's the egg in an egg roll?

Why aren't blue berries blue?

Where is the lead in a lead pencil?

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in". but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Can I rob you?

Please?

Pretty please?

Pretty please with pancakes on top?

How about silverware?

Do you speak Chinese?

Do you like this emote :D?

Or this one ;D?

Or this one &gt;:D?

How about this one &gt;;(?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?

Is it possible to be allergic to water?

Considering that warm air rises, if a man builds up gas and the ambient temperature is less than his body temperature, does he weigh less than when he does not have gas? If he ate a pound of beans, would he weigh more or less? Going further, if one ate enough gaseous food, would they ultimately float off into space?

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

Whats a question with no answer called?

When the stock market closes at the end of the day, why does everyone stand around smiling and clapping regardless of whether the stocks are up or down?

When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?

When you drive by a dead skunk in the road, why does it take about 10 seconds before you smell it? Assume that you did not actually drive over the skunk.

Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?

Why doesn't baking soda freeze?

I'm always reading about the "Great Apes." What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"?

Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

What benefit is there to toasting bread instead of just eating it untoasted? If there is no benefit, how much electric energy is wasted on toasting in the U.S. of A., do you think?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?

Say I freeze meat in January. The package has an expiration date of February. When I thaw it in June, why doesn't it remember immediately that it should have gone bad four months ago?

When you're asleep and dreaming about performing calorie-burning activities such as running, jumping and flying, do you burn more calories in reality as opposed to when you're dreaming about doing something low-impact?

What causes the sound of air swishing inside your head?

Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why is chicken called chicken?

Who made up MODNAR?

Why are you answering my questions?

Do you like clams?

Do you think insanity is a virtue?

Where do you come from?

If you were a ligthning bolt, what would you strike?

What would you do if someone set you on fire RIGHT NOW?

Would you hula hoop if someone said they would give you money?

What the heck?

Can you get this question wrong?

What is worse: flowers or butterflies?

What would you do if someone poured water over you?

Why are you purple?

If you don't answer a question and someone punches you in the gut, what would you do to them?

{to previous question} If so, what's the problem?

Grapes are grapes, are they not?

Who is the least annoying user on this wiki?{not counting yourself or bluestripethewild or Juliza?}

Why did you sign the contract, then?

What is your greatest weakness?

Are you insane?

What wouild you do if you met someone eviler then yourself?

Why do you like the name Richard?

If you have SSENKRAD MODNAR, then how come you control fire?

How many questions did Danthemanb have?

Do you smoke?

Do you like Pokemon?

What is the point of soap?

Who is that guy on your avatar?

Do you like Indiana Jones?

Star Wars?

Harry Potter?

Elmo?

Do you have a shotgun?

Would you want a shotgun?

What is your favorite type of fish?

Who do you hate more: Chuckee Cheese or Barney?

Are you annoyed yet?

What kind of a name is Hermoine?

Have you ever been to Juvy?

How many languages can you speak?

Do you like chicken?

Hershey Bars?

McDonalds?

Cotton candy?

Would you like to have a million dollars?

Who made up wombats?

Are you invincible?

Can chickens drive?

Can geese?

Ducks?

Cats?

Dogs?

Are you annoyed yet?

Did you ever want a hang glider?

What would you do if you were stranded in a dessert?

It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

What do you think of Aquaman?

Is it true he has the same powers as Spongebob?

What do you think of Spongebob?

Sandy?

Plankton?

Mr. Krabs?

Squidward?

Gary?

Patrick?

Larry the Lobster?

Karen?

Pearl?

What if someone challenged you to a fight to the death, they are uncontrollable, unkillable, and cannot be transported anywhere?

Can I call you Ryan?

Can you make balloon animals?

Do you have an official clown liscence?

What do you think of das fuhrer (Hitler)?

How about Bennito Musselini?

Who's your favorite president?

What do you think of Halo?

How about Gears of War?

Gears of War2?

Fracture?

Lord of the Rings Conquest?

How about Energy swords?

Food?

Life?

Are you as good with lava as you are with fire?

People who helped make this:

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--Pinedance Coneslinger Want to chat? 18:04, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Martin the Loony Ve shoot it with our weaponries!  18:07, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

--Bluestripe the Wild For Salamandastron! 03:22, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Brockfang - Eeeee aye eeeeee 01:43, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

--Thurrn the Ranger Mossflowerrrrrr!

Umrag the Destroyer 17:49, September 7, 2009 (UTC)Umrag the Destroyer

--Prince Silver the Avatar Bow before the might of the Fire Nation!

--Random insanity 17:57, September 10, 2009 (UTC)