User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Second Redwall Wars/@comment-1399757-20091006195111

No, thats not cheating, thats just my sheer awesomeness which makes Chuck Norris green with envy. I blast MacGyver in the head with my K-80s before he even reaches me. I throw his body into space. *Turns to Blue* If you return fire I shall take it as a declaration of war. you've been warned. *British SAS, Spetsnaz, Green Berets, and Navy SEALs appear behind me.*