User blog comment:Dewface/Dear diary:/@comment-32303-20120626102338

(FOR THE READER'S INFORMATION, THIS ISN'T ONLY IN CAPS SO I CAN SEE IT, I'VE ALSO HIT THE ROOF AND AM SCREAMING AT THE TOPS OF MY LUNGS.)

'I AM SO FRICKING MAD RIGHT NOW THAT I LITERALLY WANT TO HAUL OFF AND THROW SOMETHING AND I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GOING TO BE MY LAPTOP YET OR NOT!!!!!!! '

THANK GOODNEZZ FOR BIG-LETTERED KYBOARDS BECAUSE I'M LITERALLY LEGALLY BLIND WITHOUT MY GLAZZEZ AND CAN'T FIND THEM. I'M GOING BY FEEL ON THIS KEYBORD. I CAN ONLY CORRECT SPELLING WITHOUT THEM WHEN I SQUINT.

FIRST I LOST MY GLAZESS. I TURNED ON THE WEATHER CHANNEL THIS MORNING AT 5:00 AM  TO LISTEN TO THE NEWS WHILE I LOOKED FOR THEM AND AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE REST OF MY FAMILY'S GOING TO HAVE TO GET READY TO GO TO A SHELTER. 'AGAIN.  '

I LIVE IN THE FRICKING HURRICANE AND COCKROACH CAPITAL OF THE USA (MY OWN NICKNAME FOR FLORIDA) 'ON THE EAST COST, ON THE BEACHSIDE, AND WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BAD HURRICANE COMING OUR WAY. I'VE GONE THROUGH THIS CRAP EVER SINCE ANDREW (A CATEGORY FOUR HIRRICANE, ONE OF THE WORST) HIT US BACK IN 1994, BUT IT GETS OLD!!!!!!! '

'IF MY FAMILY HAS TO EVACUATE, THEY CAN GO BY THEMSELVES!!!!!! THERE IS NO WAY IN H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS THAT I'M LEAVING MUNCHKIN BEHIND!!!!!!!!!!! '

''I'M NOT SCARED TO DIE, I NEVER HAVE BEEN.  IF HE'S REDY TO TAKE ME, I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY:'' "HEAVENLY FATHER, I'M READY; BRING IT ON!"

I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE WITH MUNCHKIN.