User blog:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard.

INTRO
yes, it is I, Richard of the Flame, lord of darkness, master of evil, Etc. Etc. Etc. This is my advice collum. if you write a question in the comment page, then i will eventually answer it. enjoy this, you slimeballs. enjoy it.

RULES
thats it. now you can ask what ever you want, you patheti- i mean, you good people. enjoy it.
 * 1) no nasty questions. i will just insult you and not answer your question
 * 2) you CAN ask personal questions about ME (the character) but not me (the actual person)
 * 3) no swearing. i will just ignore it and insult you later.
 * 4) your questions can be as stupid as you want. i dont care. well, yes i do. but who cares.
 * 5) WARNING! my answers are probably gonna be sarcastic. if you are easily offended,  LEAVE NOW!!!!!! 

--Richard of the Flame SSENKRAD MODNAR

QUESTION 1
Richard,

Why is the sky blue?

Martin2

Dear Martin2

''WHAT THE? THIS is my first question?!?! you have got to be kidding me. well, the reason that the sky is blue is because of the fact that all of the other colors look wierd up in the sky. if thats not the answer you were hopeing for, then TO BAD.''