User blog comment:Ferretmaiden/Dance Like You Mean It/@comment-1399757-20100213033357

I'm looking for Granny Puckett's house.

Granny Puckett

- Oould you stop singing for one moment?

- No, I can't, I wish I could

But a mountain witch done put a spell on me 37 years ago

And now I gotta sing everything I say

- Everything?

- That's right.

You just talked! Just now!

Did I?

Did I?

Did I, did I, did I doo-dah, doo-dah did-i-doo

- Granny?

- What's that? Who's there?

It's Red. I'm on my way to come see...

Oh, my dearie, I'm not prepared.

I need to put down fresh doilies! Aah!

- Granny! Granny, what's wrong?

- Gotta go, munchkin. Bonsai!

Oh, no.

Mr. Goat, my granny's in trouble.

I've gotta find a way around the mountain, fast.

Well, you came to the right goat

Oh, good. More singing.

Thirty-seven years ago a witch done put a spell on me

Yeah. I know.

A spell where when I'm talking I'm singing it with glee

But when you're always singing you've got to live alone

That's why I made this mountain shack my home

That's great...

When you're on the mountain there's lots to be a-feared

That's why this here old mountain goat's prepared

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

These tunnels, I need one that leads to Puckett Grove.

[Yodel-style singing]

Ohh.

But I got horns that open bottles and I got horns that hold my keys

I got horns that when you turn 'em right

They help me watch TV

I got horns that open pickle jars and horns that come with hair

I got horns that hang my other horns

I always come prepared

- Oan you help me find? - To be prepared, to be prepared

This lesson must be shared This lesson must be shared

To be prepared

To be prepared, to be prepared

And unless you've got a spare

You've got one life so handle it with care

- Aaah! - [Japeth] Yipee!

Keep your hands and feet inside of the vehicle at all times!

[Yodel-style singing]

[Screaming]

[Red laughing]

Whoo-wee!

[Rumbling]

An avalanche is coming and I do not feel prepared

It's rumbling like a mountain lion I must say that I'm scared

And if not for the witch's spell you'd hear just how I scream

But since I'm only singing I'll just yodel till we're creamed