User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Third Redwall Wars/@comment-1209332-20100607234918

"This is Martin II, reporting from The Third Redwall Wars "

"Umrag the Destroyer has contacted us and shed some light on the nature of his Firewall. 'I invented it.', he said, "It's called a Minux M-9. What it does is confuse viruses with code inscriptions, then feeds them virtual explosives'.

In other news Bluestripe used a waterwall to combat the firewall, to which Umrag responded with a windwall. He then restarted his firewall, while Bluestripe sent in virtual troops with fire suits. The battle rages onward, while Thormnclaw Braveheart started complaining about a song."

"We go to-"

"Hold it."

"We've just received word that Karen, our German analyst, is not, in fact, German. She was using Babelfish.com to translate her posts."

"Veeeeeery slick, Karen. Very slick."

"Until next time, this is Martin II, saying: There are French people up in Canadia."