User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard- QUESTIONS/@comment-1421927-20091130195303

Dear Sir Richard, Lord of the Flamey Fire Things,

All the females at my school like Twilight, but I want to shoot Twilight with Chuck Norris' BB gun. What should I do? If I tell them I hate Twilight, so should I tell them I hate Twilight (Then they yell at me and go "WHAT??!!!?"), or should I ignore them or should I...do something else?