User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard- QUESTIONS/@comment-2006360-20100609154859

Wichard o' da Fwame (Richard of the Flame in Dibbun speech),

1. Can an evil badger get killed, and how?

2. If you were stranded on an island without evil powers and nothing but a piece of bacon and a toilet, what would you do?

3. What are good insults for the following?

Bilbo Baggins

Gandalf

Thorin Oakenshield

Balin

Dwalin

Gloin

Oin

Fili

Kili

Bifur

Bofur

Bombur

Dori

Nori

Ori

Elrond

Beorn

Smaug

Thranduil

Bard the Bowman

Dain Ironfoot

Great Goblin

Bolg

Frodo

Merry

Sam

Pippin

Gollum

Sauron

Witch-King

The Nazgul

Arwen

Aragorn

Legolas

Gimli

Boromir

Glorfindel

Tom Bombadil

Gildor Inglorion

Old Man Willow

Butterbur

Bill Ferny

Fatty Bolger

Durin's Bane

Galadriel

Celeborn

Haldir

Saruman

Grima Wormtongue

Eomer

King Theoden

Eowyn

Faramir

Denethor

Erkenbrand

Ugluk

Treebeard

Quickbeam

Shelob

Beregond

Mouth of Sauron

Lotho Sackville-Baggins

Lobelia Sackville-Baggins

Cirdan

Rose Cotton

And last but not least, MORGOTH!!!!!!!