User blog comment:Nikolai Banks/Everybody Hates Niko/@comment-2231917-20111030151346

This should be deleted. This is very Cough..ual Niko: "Another fact about Dian, she goes out alot with males and hot boys, and she is never responsible for her own actions, one time, she went out with this squirrel and ended up having a hybrid squirrel/mouse baby with the squirrel, who she forced into getting the baby on weekends"