User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Fourth Redwall Wars/@comment-2006360-20100908191909

I'm going to stop the rhymes.

Gandalf doesn't have a mother. He helped create the world. Both the White and Grey Gandalfs merge into Olorin, the pure Gandalf. The Mario Bros. burn Yoshi before he can swallow them, Arty fires a Neutrino 3000 at Kerry, Chuck turns around and kicks both Griff and Churchill in half, Thorn uses his NECKLACE OF NAVAROG to destroy Jet, Lincoln slashes Mungo with a machete, Percy who is invincible from his curse decapitates X and 0, Dragonforce out-rocks Metallica, MJ's zombies kill Neil, and Optimus Prime blasts what's left as Harry Potter jumps on his ashes.