User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Second Redwall Wars/@comment-2058919-20100513231924

That...isn't...fair. Well then...

Ganondorf kills 100000000000000000 zombies, then the Boo Hag kills him. Then, my 1000 goombas kill your 1000 Rokurokubi, and the 300 Stalfos kill 1000 Chucacabras, the 600 gibdos kill the 1000 Penanggalans, then my 400 Stalchildren kill Dracula, and my 200 Redeads kill your 1000 Boo Hags. Then, my 1000 Deku Scrubs kill your 1000 Vrykolakes, my 400 poes kill your The Infected, and my 200 Wolfos kill 1000 Jiang Shis, and my 100 Hyrule Guards kill 1000 Werewolves. Then I fire a nuke and blow the rest of all those thingys to bits.