User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Third Redwall Wars/@comment-1398069-20100611011039

MUHAHAHA! I am summoning the following people!

1) Captain Curry Cuthroat Cubert Cumberland: A pirate captain, dressed in all pirate finery. He has a cutlass, two knives, a small musket, and a small axe. Of course, under the finery, he has titanium armor.

2) Nutty: Nutty is a hyper squirrel that drank WAY too much coffee. He has two M61-Vulcans and is clad heat to toe in titanium armor.

3) Regan, the Undead Hunter: He has a sword that can stab through practically anything, and a bag of runes he uses to cast magic.

Those three go out of my plain, but I don't.

I begin developing a Plan B...