User blog comment:Alana Daran/Crazy Fight/@comment-1421927-20091212175934

Oh, I see the true reasoning behind your oppression! But, I shall combat you, USSR! Fire the marshmallow shimp cocktails of DOOM! There will be no survivors left on this petri dish!! Thou shalt be destoryed! -Blinks rapidly- GAAAAAH!!! The fireflies come bearing the torches of stickie notes!! The stamps never lie! Nor do the Finnish! And the highlighters! The come bearing juices! Can we ever hope to stop them?! OF COURSE NOT! We must flee to Hiroshima where the tissues lie undamaged!! The Tokyoians are attacking Norway!? WHAT CAN WE DO TO STOP ME FROM EATING YOUR FISH AND CHIPS!! Gimmee a crisp you professors. I need salt and sugary things. CAN THE EARMUFFS!? NO THEY CAN'T!! The paper clip dances in her blood and then it died. We buried it with Micheal Jackson and Superman's cousin, Not-Superman. Look Ma, no hands! The bubble umrellas are coming and I cannae stop them unless we fire the photon torpedoes into their Tele's. The Retro-mongerer is looking for a scape goat, and he has chosen me as his Prime Minister of Italy. The iPod's power slips into a sliver of red, and thus the ferret thing cries. Screaming cannt save you now. In space, no one can here you sing or dance and do the Cha-Cha Slide. What can you do about!? NOTHING! My lead comes from Obama's stash. And so does the monkey's bananas. BANANA CLONE! They are harvsting their organs for the rare red sea minks of Madagascar! SEEEAAAAA MINNNNKKKK!!!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHE IS DATING HIM BUT HE WANTS TO DATE HER AND SHE DOESN'T BUT SHE USING HIM TO MAKE HER OLD BOYFRIEND JEALOUS SO THAT HE WILL BEAT UP HIM AND THEN HE'LL GET SUSPENDED SO SHE CAN HAVE HIM.

WHAATTT??!?!?!! NO ICE CREAM! INCONCIEVABLE!

The Barbie lies! We must not do cruel and unusual punishment, but instead make her go and live in a tropical island for 14 years. THEN we put her in the slamma jamma. ACID!? ACID!? ''ACID!?'

Pepto Bismal holds the key! It brings words of hope and joy and chocolate and children stealing pencils!

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PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!

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Laughing, Oliver Left Lily Over Land, Letting Orkwill Lick Lollipops Of Lettuce. Lice?! Of Laura?! Laura Offers Lice, Lennon Offers Lemons. Lennon?! Oy! Lennon. Let's Order Legumes! Lester Otter Likes Laurice Opossum's Lime. Laurice Offers Lime. Lester Offers Light. Laurice Ousts Lester. "Less Of Light! Let's Oust Lester!" Lester Ousts Laurice, Letting Other Limes Live Out Lives Lightly On Lampposts.

'MUAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"""

Woopsie doo! I made a stinkie!