User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Third Redwall Wars/@comment-1209332-20100608190318

"This is Martin II, reporting from The Third Redwall Wars ."

"We don't have time for a full report, so here's the summary: Ming summoned a governor-robot, LOTR Characters and the Pied Piper showed up, there were space lasers and astronauts. Oh, yeah, and the covenant and Master Chief. And Thornclaw summoned Morgoth, who is almost certainly going to turn on him, seeing as he is basically Tolkein's realization of the Devil."

"Until next time, I'm Martin II for WDWC News, saying: ADAHSASGJASDG, Piniata~!