User blog comment:Dewface/Modern Redwall/@comment-1677568-20120609011953

''I walk out of my house and strech. My house is in a little clearing in mossflower woods. I take a look at the sky and see some power lines above my head. My cell phone beeps.''

UGH. Stupid SPAM TEXTS!!!!

I shut off my phone and decide to go on a walk.