User blog comment:Long Patrol Girl/OBSCURITY FISTICUFFS/@comment-1298206-20100609214058

I'll go for a different approach...

Jumps out of nowhere wearing grass skirt

Luau! If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat

Come on down and dine On this tasty swine All you have to do is get in line {Parenthetical parts are Pumbaa singing; the apple is at his feet.}

Aaaare you achin' (Yup, yup, yup) Foooor some bacon? (Yup, yup, yup) Heeee's a big pig (Yup, yup) You could be a big pig too.

Oy!

Trips Slagar and slaps him across the face with a fish. Alright, bub, where's da money?! Grabs him by where you fasten the cloak