User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Second Redwall Wars/@comment-2006360-20100424082623

Well, I also have Kit Fisto with me. You know, the Nautolan that got kille by Palpatine in Episode III? He uses the Force to make the earthquake SUPER DEADLY, and to make matters worse, I have precauions:

1. Summons the ENTIRE Kindgom of Malkariss

2. Michael Jackson dances to Thriller, summoning 8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 zombies led by Jason.

3. Hires 6,000 APC mechs (those types from Avatar).

4. Dumbledore kills himself and becomes Evil Dumbledore (Muahhaaahhaaahhaahhaa!!!!!!).

5. If someow you do find my secret base, it is loaded with traps, mostly provided by Club Penguin. Plus, I have a map of all the traps, written by my officer Admiral Ackbar, who specializes in "It's a Trap!" stuff.