User blog:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard- LIVE!

The Following is a comercial message from the Mosflower Recording Studio, M.O.D.N.A.R Division.

''A shadowy badger walks out, cloaked, hooded, and masked. He goes and sits down behind a Mohogany Desk. he turns to the camera.''

Richard: Hello. I am Lord Richard of the Flame. you might remember me from the advice collum "Ask Richard". well, I am here to tell all of you that good ole' Ask Richard is broken. So i decided "Hey, Why not invite my Writers to my desk and have them express their questions LIVE?"

Richard puts his head in his hands

Richard: (Muttering) Why why why why why.......

Richard straightens up, ajusting his papers.

Richard: So, my fans, this message goes out to you. also, i need support Staff. leave me the details... Somewhere. I am sick of telling you how to fix your problems. I will also interview any Redwall Characters that you want me to. now Go away.

Richard walks away, his head in his hand.

'''Tv guy: THAT IS RIGHT! NOW YOU CAN TALK TO RICHARD ON....... TV!!!!!!!!!!'''

Voice shouts from offstage

Richard: SHUT UP, DANG IT!!!!!!