User:Thornclaw Braveheart

Asmodeus Poisonteeth was slitherin' 'round,

Mossflower Woods like a big playground,

When suddenly Matthias came without a word,

And hit Asmodeus with his sword!

Asmodeus got ticked and his eyes flared,

But he was intercepted by Basil Stag Hare,

Who proceeded to give Asmodeus' fangs a tweak,

When out from the blue came the kite Bluddbeak

And he started beatin' up Basil Stag with his claws,

When out came the cart of Cluny the Scourge (*yawns*)

But before he could make it back to Saint Ninians,

Badrang the Tyrant came with his minions!

He pulled a copy of Martin's Sword right from out of his cape!

And tried to stab Matthias in the nape!

But he was ambushed and ran away!

Because Mariel Gullwhacker came to save the day!

Asmodeus took a nibble out of Storm Gullwhacker!

Like rain in a cave goes pitter-patter!

And Basil came back covered in a wagon track!

Deyna jumped up and landed on his back!

And Matthias was injured and tryin' to get steady,

When Badrang the Tyrant came back with a machete!

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped!

Bullflag the ferret took him out with his whip!

Then he saw Asmodeus sneakin' up from behind!

And he reached for his sword, which he just couldn't find!

'Cause Matthias stole it an' he threw it an' he missed!

And Deyna deflected it with his fist and he jumped in the air and did a somersault!

While Badrang the Tyrant tried to pole vault onto Malkariss' statue but they fell in a gutter!

Where they both got killed by Cheek Stag Otter!

And as the fight got dirtier and dirtier, down from the heavens descended Martin the Warrior,

And he delivered a slice that could silence a parrot,

Into the gut of Bullflag the ferret and as he fell down (dag nabbit!)

Matthias put on his green habit, but Martin saw through the clever disguise,

And he sliced Matthias in his thighs!

Then Felldoh the squirrel, and Ranguvar Foeseeker!

And Dinny the Foremole who tried to dig deeper!

Cap'n Tramun Clogg an' Constance the stripedog!

Lord Brocktree an' a horde o' bumblebees!

Songbreeze, Rakkety Tam, Cap'n Vilu an' Zwilt the Shade!

Gonff, Flinky, an' every single Abbeymaid!

''Slagar the Cruel and Gulo the Savage! Ublaz Mad Eyes an' the Ravagers who ravage!''

All came out o' nowhere an' didn't blink, and they fought Martin the Warrior and kicked his seat!

It was the bloodiest battle that Redwall every saw with civilians lookin' on in total awe!

''The fight went on for a century! Many lives were claimed but eventually,''

''The champion stood after killing a spider:'  BRIAN JACQUES WITH HIS TYPEWRITER! ''

Name: Thornclaw Braveheart

Weapons: Broadsword, Longbow, Knives/Daggers

Species: Stoat

Equipment: Jerkin, Camoflagued cloak, Steel gauntlets

Theme Song: Through the Fire and the Flames by Dragonforce

Theme Song (Other than Through the Fire and the Flames)

NOTE: Don't laugh at this song. It's all I can think of right now.

Thornclaw Braveheart (To the tune of The Taggerung!)

Who can shoot a great longbow

Yet break the shaft of a spear,

And swim through the thickest water

Without disturbing the mere?

Thornclaw Braveheart!

Who can outfight Wearet

Whose paws are thick as a rock,

Who brings his sword to every fight

And then just away he walks?

Thornclaw Braveheart Redwaaaalllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Things I have Summoned on all of the Redwall Wars
Droidekas

Apache Indians

Mutant llamas

Zombie pirates

Nazi Panzers

Michael Jackson

Zwilt the Shade (and 99 clones of him)

Club Penguin Ninjas

Dragon Riders

Green Berets

Four clones of Emperor Palpatine

Power Metal Rock Stars

AT-AT Walkers

Club Penguin Secret Agents

Death Eaters

Kit Fisto

Indiana Jones

Dumbledore

Admiral Ackbar

Bernard Montgomery

Elmo

Aragorn

Eragon

Morgoth

Sauron

Legolas

Gimli

Willy Wonka

Martin the Warrior

Vilu Daskar

Wayne Szalinski

King Arthur

Hannibal Barca

Barack Obama

Na'vi (Avatar guys)

APC mechs

Blackrobe Rats

Jason

Davy Jones

Doom Rabbit

Percy Jackson

Osiris

Panthera Longclaws

Josef Stalin

All the famous World War II Communist Generals

Red Army

Spetznaz

Undead Mummies

Classic Zombies

Uruk-hai

EG-5 Jedi Hunter Droids

Saruman

Vulpuz

Xiao Xiao

Robin Hood

Elite Longbowmen

Merry Men

Joan of Arc

La Hire

Medieval French Soldiers

Jean Bureau

Bombard Cannons

King Richard the Lionheart

Saladin

King Philip II Augustus

Anglo-French Crusaders

Saracens

Emperor Frederick I Barbarossa

General Albrecht von Wallenstein

Valkyries

The Pied Piper

Valar

Alexander the Great

Attila the Hun

William Wallace

Odo Nobunaga

Ramesses the Great

I NEED HELP!
I need someone to draw more pictures of my character, Thornclaw. I have two pictures, but it would be good to have some more accurate ones (no offense, Bluefang. Your pictures were good, but I'm not evil). I'm not a vermin, despite being a stoat. I comonly wear a jerkin and camoflagued cloak, and gloves. I'm armed with a broadsword WHICH IS BIGGER THAN MY OWN HEIGHT AND CAN CUT A BADGER IN HALF IMMEDIATELY! I also am armed with a longbow and many knives. The broadsword is carried over my back on a crossbelt, and the longbow/quiver on another crossbelt. My daggers and knives are on a waist belt and crossbelts as well.

Something stupid that I hope people like
'''OK, here's what we'll do. You write something about the real you that is false. Put your signature after the "fact".'''

I have had amnesia and remembered who I was when my brother hit me with a bowling ball. There&#39;s a difference between being a stoat and a vermin...and I proved it to the world. 22:49, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

I invented a hovercraft and crashed it into the capitol building in my state.

The Sting Anger me not! 20:42, September 22, 2010 (UTC)