User blog comment:Bluefang the Ferret/Mossflower city/@comment-1398069-20100515041332

I'm a limousine driver. I always dress in a very nice suit and have my secret agent glasses on. I always manage to appear whenever there's something bad going on. I'm very courteous and polite whenever I talk, always calling people either sir or madam.

Actually, I'm an undercover CIA agent. I have a revolver and an Uzi hidden in my suit, and I'm great at pressure points and martial arts. But nobody knows this except a couple of my friends (and the CIA, of course).