User blog:Tazmaria Goldeneyes/Sisters' Set Sail

'This is a Redwall Parody about Tazmaria and her little sister Layla on their ship, Hunter'', going around the world sailing the waves. The wildcat sisters then come across a island, where a ferret king, Dachez, rules.'''

Chapter 1 : Meet The Crew
It was early morning on the ocean, the sun just rising out the water; the ray of lights floating about the water. A single ship was set sail, Hunter; and it's crew, wasn't really a crew. Only two beast were on the small ship, wildcats; the eldest, Tazmaria, and her little sister Layla. Layla was a rough hearted one, beautiful but had a side that wouldn't want to be unleashed. She was the same height as- (You all know about Layla, sooo..on to me!)

Tazmaria, however, was much different. She was terribly afraid of water and- (Forget it, I have links at the top of this page. XD)

A sickening sound rent the air, and Layla didn't like it. (She's doesn't like anything!) "Taz, what are you doing?!" Layla said, covering her ears. Walking to the other end of the boat, Tazmaria was leaning over the boat, and heaving. The cat looked up at her younger sister, who was laughing louder than ever. "Get me off this stupid boat! Waaahaa!!" Taz cried, holding her arms limply over the side of the ship.

Layla was on the wooden floor, chuckling and choking. Finally getting one her paws, Layla patted Taz's back. "You were the one who said take the darn ship!"

"Well," Taz sighed, whipping her mouth. "It was you who got us kicked out the army and out here! You just had to flirt with the boss's son Zerrin."

"You did too!" Layla said, snarling.

"Weell, he liked me better!"

"Did not!" (Layla's such a whiner)

"Okay! Before we start one of those 'Did not, Did too' fights, we'll say he had feelings for both us of!" Taz held out her paw, claws poking out. "Deal?" The offer was interrupted as something bumped against Hunter's side.