User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Fourth Redwall Wars/@comment-1399757-20100906214034

Spetznaz sucks xD. *M-60's & SAW's open up on the attackers. I teleport Undertaker, Lex Luthor, Giant, Blackheart, Rey Mysterio, 100 WFC fighters, 5,000 Ewoks, Luke Skywalker, Obi Wan, Mace Windu, Bruce Willis, Frog, Chrono, Star Fox, Peeta Lark, Captain Planet, Gumbi, Yoshi, Jet Li, Mungo the Cookie, Gingey, Hermy [the frog], Jack Black, Metallica, Ba-rack Obama with a Medusa head, John Kerry [he has THREE purple hearts :O] with a machete, All Red vs Blue chars, and Captain McMillan into my ranks.