User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard- QUESTIONS/@comment-1632724-20091026023646

Dear Ricky the Lame with a new social life : P

1) Why is cake a lie?

2) Why is Red Green canadian?

3) Whats you least favorite country?

4) If you're unskilled with knife throwing, what are the chances of the blade actually stick into something if you throw it?

5) What happened to the Exacto knife in your foot?

6) Are you taxed by the government?

7) Are you paid to sit and run Ask Richard?

8) can you put the same answer twice?

9) Why do people fail history tests?

10) Are you real?

11) Can people edit DNA?

12) How many questions can I ask?

13) What does naive mean?

14) Have you ever been on vacation?

15) Why do people correct in red pen?

16) Which is better for staying warm, furnace or electric blanket? Whoops wrong question.

17) Can I throw a screwdriver at someone?

18) Have you ever answered a question by snail mail?

19) Are manatees cute?

20) What's an apex?

21) Are you gonna answer this question?

22) Did you know there is a synonym for synonym?

23) How many digits are there in pie (the number)?

24) Why are glasses made of glass?

25) Who came up with the name Winston?

26) Is a chain letter made of chains?

27) Can I dis you?

28) Do you watch American TV shows?

29) What classifies an axe as a hatchet?

30) What classifies a hatchet as an axe?

31) How important does a person have to be before it's considered assassination instead of murder?

32) You gonna give me my own page for doing this?

33) Why not?

34) Can I send you a chain letter?

35) Can you fight a black bear?

36) How long can library books be overdue?

37) Have you ever been to a library?

38) Are stamps government currency?

39) Should I stop at #40?

40) Why does Alfalfa's hair stick up like that in Little Rascals?

Yours Not so Truly,

Awavian