User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Fourth Redwall Wars/@comment-1399757-20100908193234

What; can't take my rhyms?

Thats probably a good thing [for his mother, that is]. Wario & Toad Whomp Mario & Luigi with hammers before they can inflict any damage. Barack Obama with a Medusa Head launches an ICBM at Arty, then expells Chuck Norris from the Battlefield. Jet is impervious to "necklace attacks". Mungo already began crushing Lincoln - his arms were pinned to his sides :P. X and Zero don't lose their heads cause Percy likes being cheap too. Metallica throws their guitars at Dragonforce, then run of stage weeping. I PWN zombies with a modified full-auto M82 sniper with 35 round clips. I take great pleasure in bending Harry's rod around his neck, punching out his glasses, bending my staff around him, keeping his arms pinioned, then periodically whacking him in the face with a whoopie cushion.