User blog comment:Dewface/Randomness/@comment-1607590-20101015193946

uses the force to knock the hippies off their'' feet, then jumps into a tree, and gives a sharp piercing whistle and John Bopkins calmly trundles onto the scene and begins whacking hippies left and right with his coffee mug. He sighs as the coffee is sploshed all over the ground'' Theeere gos one good cup of Joe... ''after all hippies have been whacked at least three times John Bopkins waddles off the scene in some random direction