User blog:Neildown/The School of Good Stuff

Want to join an un-official cyber-school where good morals are not opposed, nor substituted for the politically-correct ideals of our modern era? Sign up here for good, clean, Redwall Wars education! Also see the section for teachers if you're interested.

Teachers Exam
Anyone wanting to be part of the teaching body must fill out the test below and leave it on my talk page [copy and paste]. Validity will be determined by yours-truly according to the answers submitted and the character presented. To check an answer, simply strike it out - like so.


 * 1) How good do you think you are? I'm bad, I'm pretty darn bad, I'm not the greatest, I'm alright, I'm pretty good, I'm good, I'm perfect.
 * 2) What grade level have you been educated up to? Pre-school, Middle school, High school, College.
 * 3) Where do your interests lie most? Killing stuff, Military, Sports, Education, Golf, Knitting.
 * 4) What's your level of patience? [the higher the number the greater tolerance] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
 * 5) If little Timmy fell down a well, what would you do? Throw a small boulder down the well, Send down 5 matches and a candle, Send down a week's worth of food rations before teaching him how to face climb from afar, Grab a tow rope and pull him out, Call 911.

Rules and Regulations

 * All students are expected to be on their best behavior. No vulgarity or profanity.
 * All students are advised to wear casual to Sunday-best clothing.
 * Disrupting the class is prohibited.
 * Students are free to lounge and socialize during the regular 2-hour lunch break.

[more to be added]