User blog comment:Umrag the Destroyer/The Summoning Wars/@comment-2006360-20100814132752

Barthomew Roberts? He's awesome! I used to live in Ocracoake, you know, where Blackbeard was killed? *John Lennon fires an Uzi at Black Bart, Davy Jones stabs Ragetti (that's how you spell it), and Ringo Starr shows his finger blisters to Pintel (also real spelling), who faints at the sight. Herakles dodges Pintel and cuts Aruj's arm off. Frederick Barbarossa runs in decapitating Hizir, screaming: "You stole my name! I was born before you!"*