User blog comment:Umrag the Destroyer/The Summoning Wars/@comment-2006360-20100814192350

Ocracoke was very hot and dry. That's where I got a long scar on my right shin. However, that's where somebody told me to watch Pirates of the Carribbean.

John Lennon automatically puts on a bullet-proof walrus suit that deflects grapeshot. He then fires his Uzi again.

Davy Jones groans, then laughs. "You forgot, I'm a heartless wrench!"

Herakles ducks under Aruj's sword and stabs him in the leg with a poisoned arrow.

Emperor Fred calls up his Teuton army, which massacres Ragetti.