User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Pirates of Doom/@comment-1222705-20091203133851


 * Aims hevily loaded Portside cannons at Umrags ship and fires each one, then reloads and fires again dong the same with the HMS Victory and pushes out the pepperpot cannons and starts firing those to, then gets helpers to fire when I go uo on deck go to the crows nest-throw a grppling hook over to the other ship's mast then swing across, when lands draws two sabres and stabs one navy sailor into the deck goes off ground putting legs around another's head and spa his neck, then throws hm to the others then frontflips off the dead one with his blade in him then loands on another two neck's and curb smash them then starts massacreing the navy sailors before getting stabbed from behind* "Hahahah...haahaahahhaHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! Weren't you told? I'm a heartless wrech* Drives swords back into navy-man then jumps into see, phasing through Sea Blade onto deck* "Summon, the Kraken!" *stomps the dck sending shokwave through the water summoning the great sea creature to attack the navy ships* (that was fun to type! Can any of you guess who I'm supposed to be?)