User:Cluny the Almighty Scourge!

A message from everybody's favorite rat 

For those voting for I, Lord Cluny the Scourge, I shall spare your sorry little lives but everything you own now officially belongs to me-Except the stuff I don't want-unless you join my army. In which case, only half the stuff you own belongs to me.

For those voting against me-CURSE YOU ALL TO HELLGATES YOU FILTHY BUG-EYED YELLOW-GUTTED SWINE!