User blog comment:Biggren/Ask Mr. Merle/@comment-3094815-20130312200533

Dear Mr. Merle

y'see, dere's dis gal I likes, but whenever I tries ter talk to 'er, this big ugly brute of a rat comes and beats me up. I've tried many ways to get around 'im, but he seems to show up anywhere she is. I'm at me wit's end here! Can yer do somethin'?

Skraun E. Rat