User talk:Brigadier Barty

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Hi, welcome to Redwall Wars Wiki! Thanks for your edit to the User:Bartholomew Billberry Bowstring page.

Please leave a message on my talk page if I can help with anything! -- Bluestripe the Wild (Talk) 10:27, August 12, 2010

no one has gotten on anymore, so i haven't been on, cause i would just be talking to myself.-- Ferretmaiden RAWR! I'm An Artist! Fear Me!  21:17, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

alright then...-- Ferretmaiden RAWR! I'm An Artist! Fear Me!  21:42, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Starship
Actually, I've quit on the Starship. Sorry. However, I'm going to delete Assassins of the Apocalypse if nobody goes on that, then work on a new Starship plan that is more RPG than before.

Thornclaw There&#39;s a difference between being a stoat and a vermin...and I proved it to the world. 18:02, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

Just create an article with the name of the club and add whatever you want on the page. --Lord Bluestripe  Eulaliiiiiiaaa! 20:36, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

How do you get a 50px pic of a jumping bear? Just use the picture of the grizzly bear, and right next to it (for example: GrizzlyBear.jpg 50px) like that. Hope it helps! If it doesn't, I'll fix what I said. Shiraz Guess who... 04:21, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

Anti-Blue and Pine
Go ahead and join.

Thorn There&#39;s a difference between being a stoat and a vermin...and I proved it to the world. 12:03, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, new Juska:

Name:Wraith Roebuck

Gender:Male

Clothes:Red shirt, black headband, vine like design ring

Weapons:A machete, longsword, arbelest, and two curved daggers, a dirk, and targe

Background:Unknown

Occupation:Archer

Age:23

User:Silverfalcon Pikehawk--Silverfalcon Pikehawk 04:56, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

hmm a bally hare
hello im a squrriel and if you remeber me i talked to you on shoutbox? Rawfan56 18:31, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

hmm well i like outside and you were off when i came backRawfan56 18:31, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

would ya like to be in my bally book over the waves? i'm needing a hare

The Island Character
Name: Lady Luck

Species: Ferret

Gender: Female

Appearance: A beautiful ferret with silver fur and blue eyes. She dons an olive colored dress while wearing an eelskin belt. Wears a lovely pendant around her neck and two brass bracelets around her wrists.

Weapon: Whip

Background: Unknown, but has escaped near-death experiences many times before.

Personality: Very Calm, quick, and casual. She takes pride in her great beauty, but shows no signs of vanity. Pops up when least expected. Can defend herself with ease as she can be an assassin, but is not evil and tends not to choose sides. --Lord Bluestripe  Eulaliiiiiiaaa! 15:52, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

I think Bartender or Soldier. --Lord Bluestripe  Eulaliiiiiiaaa! 16:00, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

Here's my character for The Island RPG.


 * Name: Varanus Riptail
 * Species: Monitor Lizard
 * Weapons: Natural defenses, spear, spiked mace attached to the end of his tail.
 * Appearance: Huge, with gray-green scales. Wears a dark red cape with a crow-skull clasp.

--Verminfate

Name:Capt. Bardock MacRain, Dock to his friends or those he allows to call him that

Species:An Unknown vermin species

Gender:Male

Weaponry:strange looking Hand-and-a-half sword, arm blades(like Aerothorn's only they are mounted on his vambraces), and a strange looking dagger(sword and dagger are identical only different size and weight)

Clothes: Exactly like this without the helmet: [] only the mask is like this without the lights, but with the hood: []

Friends:None as of yet

Appearance:Never seen without armor as of yet

personality:cold-hearted, has two sons but never really bothered to interact with them, serves his leaders faithfuly, unless they try to kill him, then he will fight through anything to kill them.

Blue may recognize his first name

the mask it is a full face mask, not just a mouth piece, if you go to youtube and search Star Wars Hope, I video should come up it will say cinematic trailer, click on that and the masks the sith are wearing are the kind he does he is also a seer of sorts, such as he can see the future but cant control when, or what he sees, it will often happen at the worst times, ie. in the middle of a battle--Silverfalcon Pikehawk 13:31, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, I need you to have Cobra take us to Hiberia really fast on Corsairs of the High Sea. --Lord Bluestripe  Eulaliiiiiiaaa! 02:52, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

Cobra
Hey, we need Cobra in COTHS. The ship is being attacked and Cobra is one of the few fit creatures who can defend it. --Lord Bluestripe  Eulaliiiiiiaaa! 05:48, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

Sure, if it is licensed by DoomRPG Wiki. Not quite sure what you mean, but you can do just about anything you want.

As AOL says...You Got Mail!
Hey, Mr. Bowstring, this notice and manual was sent to you fairly recently. Make good use of it.

Greetings, new follower:

If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorise and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).

The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.

Yours in infamy,

Lord Voldemort

So, You Want To Be A Death Eater?

Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating.

Aims of the society:

World peace*

Elimination of Muggles

Elimination of Mudbloods

Elimination of Albus Dumbledore & the Order of the Phoenix

Elimination of (miscellaneous)

To serve Lord Voldemort (that's me!)

To create sanctuaries for endangered breeds of snakes
 * This statement is a lie.

List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:

(Equipment marked * must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.)


 * Long Black Robes (Casual) *
 * Long Black Robes (Smart) *
 * Short Black Robes (for summer wear) *
 * Long Black cloak (silk is preferable to velvet, as it is much more absorbent) *
 * Black mask (informal)
 * Black mask (sequined)
 * Black boots (Stiletto heels are no longer permitted) *
 * Black leather gloves (barbed wire ornamentation optional) *
 * Wand
 * Extra wand in case of losing first wand
 * Plastic imitation wand in case of losing Extra wand


 * Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch).


 * Coffin
 * Dueling sword *
 * Disguise kit, containing: Nun's outfit, false beard, beekeeping veil, Muggle policeman's costume, etc. *
 * Saw
 * Assorted chains
 * Handcuffs
 * Pointy stick

Recommended Reading:

Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian

Evil: A Beginners Guide by Professor E. Maledict

The Illustrated Torturer's handbook by Bellatrix Black

What Not to Wear in the Torture Chamber by Narcissa Malfoy

Lies and Unforgivable Curses: The Authorised Biography of Lord Voldemort by Peter Pettigrew

Caring For Your New Tattoo: An Informative Guide St. Mungo's Hospital Skin Department


 * Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk.

Death Eater Rules:


 * No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore.


 * No Death Eater shall play the harmonica.


 * All Death Eaters must be proficient in the Dark Arts: murder, Unforgivable Curses, yodeling etc. An annual examination will be made to make sure that all members are up to scratch.


 * No Death Eater shall behave with integrity unless it is a genuine accident.


 * A Death Eater must be pureblooded.


 * No Death Eater must ever mention that the Dark Lord himself is not pureblooded.


 * No Death Eater may kill another Death Eater without a very good reason.


 * All Death Eaters shall answer Lord Voldemort's summons immediately. (Unless you are having a shower, in which case it is permitted to don a bath robe first.)


 * All Death Eaters shall have vaguely sinister surnames.


 * All Death Eaters shall overtake on the left.

Frequently Asked Questions:

What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?

''As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:''

Being slowly eaten by a manticore.

Being dissolved in a vat of basilisk venom.

Gradual impalement on your own wand.

Death by Mandrake (according to season).

''The Pancake curse. (This newly developed spell will carve you into wafer-thin slices. Victims killed in this way are traditionally cooked in hot fat and served with maple syrup or lemon juice at Death Eater feasts.)''

''Being flayed alive and used as a life-sized glove puppet at Death Eater children's parties. ''

''Avada Kedavra (if we're in a hurry/ feeling rather unimaginative). ''

What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?

Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible. (See above)

What is the salary like?

''You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.''

Does the Dark Mark hurt?

''Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?''

Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment?

No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question.

But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.)

Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?

You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.

Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?

''Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.''

What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?

This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.

The Death Eater Anthem (to be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly.

Who lurk beneath the undergrowth?

''When all is dim and dark? ''

Who murder people in their beds 

''Or sometimes in the park? ''

''Death Eaters! Death Eaters!''

''Our blood is pure as pure! ''

''Death Eaters! Death Eaters! ''

''We all love Voldemort! ''

We serve the Dark Lord every day, 

We're always very loyal 

And if with us you don't agree 

''We'll boil you in hot oil! ''

''Death Eaters! Death Eaters! ''

''We're evil as can be! ''

''Death Eaters! Death Eaters! ''

''But if we're scared we'll flee! ''

''Our curses are incredible. ''

We're known for our Morsmordres 

And though our leader is insane 

We always follow orders.

''Death Eaters! Death Eaters! ''

''We're wickedness collective! ''

''Death Eaters! Death Eaters! ''

Yet rather ineffective!

Health and Safety:

Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us.

However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord:

''Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice.''

''Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.''

''If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.)''

Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once).

Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.

''If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. ''

If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke.

''Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be.''

''Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously.''

''Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a ''

Death Eater.

Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof.

''Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway.''

''Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming.''

Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors).

''Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc.''

''Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.)''

Heellloooo
Can you play the RPG Rise of the Mercenaries? <font color="Green">Lathagarr <font color="Teal" size="2">Haharr me cullies! 18:45, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

HEEELLLPPP!!!!
Can y' play Warriors and Wanderers with me? I'm getting swamped by a bally swarm of vermin rotters, wot! Colby Wildscutt 19:46, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Your Wiki
HECK YES!

Thorn EXPECTO PATRONUM! 16:12, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

Want to RPG on "THe Island?" --<font color="Gold" style="background:navy">Lord Bluestripe  <font color="Silver" style="background:Maroon" size="3">Eulaliiiiiiaaa! 04:39, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

Update
I updated OTWRawfan56 15:37, December 16, 2010 (UTC) Vilnar is coming

Hey Bartholomew!
Wanna speeqe? http://redwallwars.speeqe.com/ <font color="Green">Lathagarr <font color="Teal" size="2">Haharr me cullies! 19:00, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Hi Barty.
Hi Barty its me Niko Banks we met at Redwall wars chat speeqe it was so good to meet you I like your avatar its pretty good anyhoo you are a nice beast and I am glad to meet ya old chap.Niko Banks Talk, 09:30, December 26, 2010, (UTC)

Hey, are you still playing on Rise of the Mercenaries or what? --<font color="Gold" style="background:navy">Lord Bluestripe  <font color="Silver" style="background:Maroon" size="3">Eulaliiiiiiaaa! 04:15, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

Happy New Year! <font color="brown" style="background:none">Jadefang <font color="brown" size="2" style="background:none">Talk! 18:00, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Barty
Hello Bary I got your message sorry if I wasen't on yesterday I had problems with my internet so that is why I wasen't on the whole of yesterday anyway I like the Speeqe page you made it is a pretty awsome idea I'd probbly see you there soon Barty.Niko Banks Talk, 08:45, Janaury 05, 2011, (UTC)

Hey Barty I just got on so I just got your message sorry about your play rehersal getting cancled due to the weather so anyhoo I'm free right now if you feel like chatting.Niko Banks Talk, 07:00 Janauary 08, 2011, (UTC)

Chat ok sounds like a good idea Barty I'll see ya on our chat page.Niko Banks Talk, 09:14, Janauary 09, 2011, (UTC)

Speeqe.
Ok something is REALLY wrong I can't get on to Speeqe and It is getting on my nerves now.Niko Banks Talk, 10:24, Janauary 13, 2011, (UTC)

Hey Barty how ya doing ol' chap see you in the Roleplay Speeqe chat to you soon.<font color="navy" style="background:Yellow">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 05:46 Janauary 16, 2011, (UTC)

I won't be on the Speeqe we are narmally on tonight so you might catch me on the other Speeqe but tomorrow we can speeqe on the one we are narmally on around the narmal time we useally come on Speeqe.<font color="navy" style="background:Yellow">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 09:04, Janauary 16, 2011, (UTC)

Hey Barty hows it going hope to see you on Speeqe as soon as possible.Niko Banks Talk, 07:24, Janauary 17, 2011, (UTC)

Hey Barty
Hello Barty me ol'chap got some sad news to tell you the great Brian Jacquse passed away on February 5 and everyone has been hit my this tragic news :( <font color="navy" style="background:Yellow">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 10:21, February 10, 2011, (UTC)

P.S We are going to miss Brian Jacquse and his stories :'(

I'm on Roleplay speeqe meet me there soon.<font color="navy" style="background:Yellow">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 11:35, March 05, 2011, (UTC)

Here is a link to an absolutely BRILLIANT Pirates fanfiction. It was written before DMC came out as a sequel to the first one, and I actually kind of like some of the thins in it better than in the movie. I'll warn you, it is fairly long. But enjoy! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1479582/1/The_Curse_of_the_White_Sword Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 07:49, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

Me and Nitram are on speeqe, meet you there you there dude. Niko Banks, 11:00, March 06, 2011, (UTC)

Hey Barty sorry I wasen't on Roleplay Speeqe, I was having my dinner, I am on Roleplay Speeqe now so join me soon.Niko Banks Talk, 07:25, March 07, 2011m (UTC)

www.rpging.speeqe.com ;) Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 18:53, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Barty hows it going me matey, haven't seen you on speeqe lately, you must be really busy and all, anyway hope to chat to you soon matey. <font color="navy" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 08:16, March 16, 2011, (UTC)

I'm not sure, ask Laria Wavedeep she might help you with your sig.<font color="navy" style="background:Green">I am a cool mouse, even ask me pa <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 08:38, March 16, 2011, (UTC)

Ok I will keep my eyes out for you, Barty along side with the police >:) <font color="navy" style="background:Yellow">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 09:00, March 16, 2011, (UTC)Anyway, I will chat to you on Speeqe maybe tomorrow or Friday, when ever you are free.<font color="navy" style="background:Yellow">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 09:30, March 16, 2011, (UTC)

P.S *cops arrest old lady*

You're very welcome. :D

Do! Imagine! A commoner talking so to a lady!

Looking forward to meeting you there!!! Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 02:10, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

BARTY!!!!!, hows it going ol'chap, it's been a long time since we last chatted, meet me on speeqe when you get the chance, if not we can chat by sending messages to one another.<font color="navy" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 05:30, March 23, 2011, (UTC)

Same here matey, I have missed cjatting/RPGING with you aswell, I can't really remember when we last RPG'ed, thats how long it has been since I last chatted with you, oh when you come on, I will be either using my original character, Niko or his older sister Diana, Dian for short.<font color="navy" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 05:50, March 23, 2011, (UTC)

Wheeeeeere are yooooou? Did the pirates capture you? Or did you join them? Ai! Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 19:52, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

Hi Barty?
Hey Barty, hows it going, what have you been up to, and why haven't you come onto speeqe, lately? we're all missing you a whole lot, serously, we all miss you.<font color="red" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 05:37, April 06, 2011, (UTC)

Hey Barty, glad your back, I made a new Speeqe for us to use, here is the link. Our New Speeqe, sorry if the name is not cool, I coulden't think of anything good for a name, visit when ever you are free, ok me matey .<font color="red" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 05:07, April 17, 2011, (UTC)

I'm glad you like the new name, we can use it when ever we want, with no one coming on and desturbing our RPG's, only I, you and Nitram know of the new RPG room. <font color="red" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 05:30, April 17, 2011, (UTC)

Been a bally while? WOT WOT!Rawfan56 21:36, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Barty, I'm on the G,I Joe speeqe, come and join me for some fun if you have the chance to, ok? and how are you doing, matey? <font color="navy" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 05:57, April 19, 2011, (UTC)

What? Ohh, they *did* win you over! This is unacceptable....

But, yay! You're back! :D Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 16:03, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Anyway I forgot to do this. steals Barty's stuff and sells it on E-Bay Muhahahahaha >:) <font color="navy" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 06:09, April 19, 2011, (UTC)

P.S See you on speeqe.

Donated, aye...But somehow I doubt that, sir.

Yessss!!! And I've missed RPGing with you too. :( But...now that you're back....;) Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 16:35, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Is that so...? Why won't they? You didn't....Did you?


 * DDD Pinedance Coneslinger Pine_Portrait.jpg<font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 16:42, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Oh my! How terrifying for you! But how were you captured? On the crossing from England? On a merchant ship? Or perhaps just a galleon that had the misfortune to come across pirates when low on ammunition? Oh my! Yes, yes...I suppose, considering that, you may keep the loot...-- Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 16:52, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Oh! That is unfortunate....Very much so...There must have been an entire fleet of the scoundrels if they took out our mother England's finely trained soldiers!

You are welcome, and yes...I suppose we could sell some of it...But what would we do with all of that money? Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 17:01, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Aye, we could do that. We should also give some to the army...I hear that that pirate Jack Sparrow is on the loose again... Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 17:04, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

I agree. One has to wonder why Commadore Norrington gave him a head start instead of simply re-capturing him when they were talking... Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 17:08, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

I concur! But Beckett seems to have disappeared for the time-being. I believe he is working on trade in India. We need him to return...If the commordore is left in charge, I do believe the pirates will all have their own way! Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 17:22, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Aye...I heard the governor mention that Beckett may return within the next few months at the ball last week. -- Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 17:38, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, I do hope so!....What is in the sack? Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 17:42, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Oh...'Tis lovely! Italian, I would say, from the style and designs. Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 18:10, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Amazing...And to think that all of these bulky goods fit in that small sack! Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 18:15, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I believe that we could place it- Oh, no...I hear soldiers coming, and I do not think that they would accept the explanation we have for this... Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 18:20, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

-watches anxiously- Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 18:24, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

-folows suit, gathering skirt in one hand to move faster as the footsteps get louder- Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 18:29, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Almost...-looks about, relieved to see that everything is out of sight and straightens as the door opens...- Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 19:14, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

-brushes off her skirt and pats her hair to ensure that it is presentable as the door opens and sunlight floods into the room- Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 19:20, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

-And...A young man with dark hair, dark eyes, and tanned skin in blacksmith's garments enters....- Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 19:27, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

-I straighten and arch my eyebrows slightly as he nods- Yes. I hear commotion in hear, is everything alright? Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 19:32, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

-I silently watch the exchange as Will replies- It does not, but swords have to be delivered and certain things taken care of. Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 19:38, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

It is quite alright. -he nods and turns to leave. I shoot you a glance and raise an eyebrow, nodding briefly towards where some silver is hidden- Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 19:41, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

-Will turns his head briefly at the sound, but leaves when I flash him a quick smile and nod that it's alright. The door slowly closes, creaking- Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 19:52, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

-shakes head- Apparently he is a curious individual..

Awwww, man. :( BYE!!! And yes, we shall! Thanks for RPGing with me. :D Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 19:57, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Barty, I'm on our speeqe, so come when ya have the time, ok matey? <font color="navy" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 06:00, April 20, 2011, (UTC)

P.S gives Barty a pie rigged with a bomb have a nice day. Pie blows up

As am I now. :)

Aye...That was a bit too close for comfort. Shall we wait until nightfall to move it? Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 05:05, April 21, 2011 (UTC)

I concur. Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 15:31, April 21, 2011 (UTC)

Well...I suppose we could wander about the Port or something like that. oh! When you were captured by the pirates, did you happen to meet their captain? Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 15:37, April 21, 2011 (UTC)

Smiths? I have never heard of him before.... Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 15:43, April 21, 2011 (UTC)

The Account
Hey Barty!!!

Me an' Pine wanted to create a shared account amongst the three of us on the Adviction Wiki, and we can make a story for that fantasy RPG we were doing with Aelin and Dreyfus. Anyway, if you think it would be a good idea, we'll think of a name and password, 'cos it'll be bally fun!

Thanks, mate!

<font color="Blue ">Llamao <font color="teal" size="2">Hark to the battlecry: Llaammmaaaoooo!

Hey Barty, hows it going matey, I am on our speeqe right now, come and join when you have the chance, ok me matey.<font color="navy" style="background:Yellow">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 08:50, April 22, 2011, (UTC)

Ja! Ve make account right avay!

Virst, ve zink ov name, zen, ze pazzverd, ZEN, ve be zet and ready to go!

If I catch you and Pine on Speeqe at the same time, we can bally well get started :D

-- Llamao

How do you RPG???? I'm new on this wiki and I really want to know!

SalemtheCruel 20:32, April 22, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

Thanks! But what I'm also wondering is: how exactly do you START an rpg? Do you just say on a thread 'hey I want to start an rpg' or do you have to do something else? Please explain, and thanks for your help!

SalemtheCruel 20:57, April 22, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

Hey Barty, I can't find the account on Adviction. Can you send me a link to the profile, that would be great

Thanks -- Llamao

8D Nevermind what I said, Barty, I've found it by logging on. I made one edit to our profile. When you get the chance, just put your signature on our profile page, so that people know that its you too. Seeya round!

Hey Barty, come and join me on Speeqe, and lets think of some new ideas for our RPG, and have a little chat aswell, if you want to that is? <font color="navy" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, -7:40, April 23, 2011, (UTC)

P.S Robs a bank and splits the prize money with Barty

I think I am gonna get started on an intro for our story. What is the name of the lands where this takes place? Do we have any location ideas?

<p style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri"><font color="Blue ">Llamao <font color="teal" size="2">Hark to the battlecry: Llaammmaaaoooo!

Rough Intro
--- Here it is, mate. Just some ideas ---

<p style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri">Lurid clouds lazily moved over stygian fields, casting a murky gloom over the already dark lands. Tall, black grass shuddered as invisible threads of wind floated on drafts of air, choking on the dust set up by a white stallion.

<p style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri">"Faster! Faster!"An elf urged on her steed as she leaned forward, the wind dragging her locks of hair behind her. A winged creature flew overhead, screeching noisily as it descended upon the rider, bringing her off her horse. Screaming madly, she ripped at the creature, tearing off feathers in her desperate attempt to free herself. The colt, Faensul, reared back on his hind legs, whinnying fearfully.

<p style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri">Pulling out a dagger, the elf, Aelin Zipharnel, stabbed at the beast, the dagger plunging into its flesh multiple times. The creature cawed and twitched in pain, but kept hold of Aelin. <p style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri">--- <p style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri">Somewhere off into the distance, a shadow loomed over the plains. Air currents swirled about each other in a frenzy, ripping out the grass. A twister formed, sending more air whipping up the surrounding grassland. Suddenly, a bright blue light poked out from the center of the twister and shot up into the sky. The ground shook and a large explosion followed, sending a blinding blue light across the plains. Then, just like that, it ended.

<p style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri">Dreyfus the Bold looked up into the sky as the portal diminished, one hand shielding his eyes from two glaring suns. He muttered to himself as he moaned, holding his aching back. He spit on the ground, taking stock of his foreign surroundings. "Where…am…I?"

<p style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri"><font color="Blue ">Llamao <font color="teal" size="2">Hark to the battlecry: Llaammmaaaoooo!

<p style="font-size: 11pt; margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri">Hey Barty ol,chap care to join my RPG Gangs, Tribes And Clans of Redwall? Its alot of fun to play and you can make your own team or join a current team, just read the rules and all, wot wot.<font color="navy" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 10:08, April 26, 2011, (UTC)

I can delete them when I find time. Which blog is it? --<font color="Gold" style="background:navy">Lord Bluestripe  <font color="Silver" style="background:Maroon" size="3">Eulaliiiiiiaaa! 22:25, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Hello Barty ol'chap
Hey Barty, can't be on today, got family visiting wot, so I might come and I might come on later on, oh and do have a nice day Barty ol'chap.<font color="navy" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 04:40, April 27, 2011, (UTC)

No problem, I will be on tomorrow, wot, hopefully and its great to see my dear aunts and cousins, oh and check my profile, it has some info about me birthday.<font color="navy" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 04:50, April 27, 2011, (UTC)

Commeted ol' chap. Sorry fer the long gap, But I had to leave computer class :P Nitram Roy Rrav <font color="Gray" size="2"> vermins can be naive too :) 19:08, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

URGENT
BARTY BARTY BARTY!

A miracle has happened! If you think what I wrote in our story was epic, look at it nowwww!!

-- Llamao

Don't listen to the Llama. Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="silver" size="2">Why do you fear death? 19:54, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Barty, can you please add the bio of your Juska warriors onto my talk page, so I can add them to my RPG, and if you wan the Juska can be any kind of of the 3 groups in my RPG.<font color="navy" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 09:00, May 01, 2011, (UTC)

Yes, I like you to add all your Juska, and when I mean by the 3 groups, I mean by the Gangs The Tribes and The Clans, those are the 3 groups or parties you can call it if you like.<font color="navy" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 07:23, May 03, 2011, (UTC)

update!
on mossflower radio!!! <font color="Fuchsia" style="background:Navy">Dew <font color="Fuchsia" style="background:Navy">Look at my randomly made sig! ^^ 00:27, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

BBB!!!!!! Hey

I hath missted you. Do you recall when we met on Shoutbox, and i went outside and 'never' came back? Anywho. it's nice to talk to you again. I wish we could RPG again sometime. Cause......Your quite fun! I'll cut this short. But, Look at my userpage. Then tear up. XD. See yah!<font color="Red">Rawfan56  <font color="Blue" size="2">Hello! 13:34, May 12, 2011 (UTC)

Shadowlands needsa You!!
BARTY! WHERE ARE YOU! YOU NEED TO WRITE OUR STORY A BIT, SINCE ME AND PINE ARE BIG PROCRASTINATORS!

-- Llamao

BARTY!, hows it going matey, what have you been upto, lately? keeping busy I bet. steals Barty's stuff and sells it on the black marcket BTW missed ya, matey. splits money he made by selling Barty's stuff with him <font color="navy" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 05:34, May 15, 2011, (UTC)

I'm here to rob you, yet again >:) robs Barty JK, I'm here to replace the stuff I stole. replaces all of Barty's stuff So Barty, what ya been bally up to, matey, hope ya not eating me crumbles again? goes to check on crumbles <font color="navy" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 04:40, May 18, 2011, (UTC) 

Hey Barty, quick question, should I do a bio for Cobra Commander, and what should he be, a Fox, a Polecat or a Ferret? <font color="navy" style="background:Green">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="2" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 09:00, May 18, 2011, (UTC)

Ye bally well better start yer writin', ol' chap! Just add on some junk to Chapter 1 whenever you get the chance!

-- Llamao

Hello Barty, How are ya? Let's talk! :) <font color="Gray" size="2"> A story from Nitram... 14:28, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

Updateie!
ON mossflwoer radio!! srry for the sloppy typing!!<font color="Silver" style="background:Green">Mountain Dew <font color="Silver" style="background:Green">You are looking at the biggest soft-drink icon... 00:41, June 15, 2011 (UTC)

Updateie!
ON mossflwoer radio!! srry for the sloppy typing!!<font color="Silver" style="background:Green">Mountain Dew <font color="Silver" style="background:Green">You are looking at the biggest soft-drink icon... 00:41, June 15, 2011 (UTC)

Welcome back Barty :)
Hey Barty, welcome back to Redwall Wars Wiki, we all missed you, matey, what have ye been upto ol'chap, yep, that is from The Animals of Farthing Wood, which is awsome but not as awsome as Redwall, welcome back, Barty :) <font color="navy" style="background:Green">Weasel <font color="yellow" size="3" style="background:Blue">If you wouldn't call that an emergency, what would you call it? Alice?, 06:30, June 23, 2011, (UTC)

P.S The Audience cheers for Barty as he comes back, onto the show

Me jolly ol' brigadier! Yore back! Hurrah! This calls fer a toast, and some story writing! Finally we can get back on track with this delayed project!!

Oh, and I have a new signature!

Actually, Thorn got to stay. Anyway, in TFS, Roan, Noir, Tallshaw, and Jak are heading back to the mountain after pursuing a weasel named Claudius, who went through a swamp to lose them while he builds up an army. So the four creatures are heading back to the mountain when some vermin camped outside are racing towards them while they wait for the gates to be opened. --<font color="Gold" style="background:navy">Lord Bluestripe  <font color="Silver" style="background:Maroon" size="3">Eulaliiiiiiaaa! 15:24, July 24, 2011 (UTC)

My Villains for the RPG
Ferus Haraldr

Species: Rat

Title: "The Barbarian King"

Gender: Male

Origin: Northlands

Appearance: A huge muscular rat with dark gray fur and black eyes. He wears a cloak made from the skins of his former enemies, two small silver earrings, and a leather belt.

Personality: Ferus Haraldr is a creature who is almost always serious. He has a cruel and bloodthirsty nature, and will sometimes go to battle with the only reason being to satisfy his lust for bloodshed.

Equipment: Battle axe, large sword, mace, a round iron shield, and a leather chestplate which he wears over chain mail

History: Unknown

Zakrav

Species: Pine Marten Rank: Captain of "The Omen of Neptune"

Gender: Male

Origin: Tropics

Appearance: Zakrav is a tall pine marten who wears an eyepatch over his missing left eye. He is often accompanied by his closest friend, a small serpent named Xeris, who is often coiled around his paw. He wears an open captain's jacket and wears worn pants along with a leather belt.

Personality: Zakrav is a calm, greedy creature who slays as many creatures as possible who are present during his raids who are not members of his crew. He loves to collect tokens of his raids and keep particular items as trophies as reminders (such as the ash-colored ring lined with jet stones he wears). He shows little remorse for the murders he commits.

Weapons: Twin katanas

History: As a young creature, he found a baby serpent and raised it. It never grew to be its natural size, but a close bond between the two was formed. Zakrav and Xeris snuck onto a ship once and were unintentionally taken away on the crew's voyage. The crew discovered Zakrav, who kept his snake friend a secret to the crew, and made him a member of the crew. The pine marten would slip eggs to Xeris when he worked in the kitchen. Zakrav rose from the lowliest pirate aboard to become the captain after personally killing him.

Wroc Caw

Species: Crow

Rank: Leader of Blackbirds

Gender: Male

Appearance: Wroc Caw looks like your typical crow, but larger

Personality: Wroc Caw is bloodthirsty and will not give up once he has his sights set on a goal.

Weapons: Natural Defenses

History: Unknown

--<font color="Gold" style="background:navy">Lord Bluestripe  <font color="Silver" style="background:Maroon" size="3">Eulaliiiiiiaaa! 21:00, July 24, 2011 (UTC)

Here is the character I told ye about on speeqe for Mossflower Country & Beyond. Can he be the ruler of irgush? Otherwise he can just be a pirate captain.

Name: Lucius Barton

Titles: "Barton the Black", "Captain"

Species: Fox

Gender: Male

Weapons:Cutlass, hidden knife.

Personality: Polite and mannerly he is a gentlebeast at first glance, even so far as to being called a "teetotaler"(someone who does not drink alcohol). Yet under his calm facade he is a brutal murderer without regret and a lust for vengeance that will cause him to risk his life in pursuit of it. He is a cruel and merciless captain that has created agonizing and painful means of interrogation. In battle, he will often give enemies near mortal wounds so that they may see the face that killed them. Also extremely superstitious, he looks for omens and does one or two strange rituals to "ward off demons".

Appearance:Golden fur all along his body. Wears a white shirt and a barkcloth vest. Also has a line of stitches over his right eye.

History: Born on a merchant ship he was raised with manners and an attempted sense of good and bad. But when he was around 13 he was captured by a pirate ship and, through several skills he had learned, made into the navigator. He sailed aboard the ship for several seasons, following the crew on many raids and midnight attacks, through this he learned the ways of war, and the pleasure it brought to him. When his captain bit off more than he could chew and was killed in a raid upon Salamandastron Barton took control of the ship. Mere weeks later he captured a score of Long Patrol hares and avenged his captain, with terrifying results. They sailed for five seasons, plundering many towns, and sinking numerous ships. Yet the tides turned on him as his crew began to grow weary of his strange rituals, his terrible lust for blood, and began to ignore the calm charisma that had kept mutiny at bay. He was thrown to the sea with naught but his blades and the shirt on his back.

Age: 25

<font color="yellow" style="background:Black">Corbus <font color="yellow" style="background:black">May The Wind Be At Your Back, Matey

Hey, remember what you said about making a corsair crew together sometime? Maybe we could make the crewmembers for Cap'n Kaska's crew in Storms and Tides. What do you say to that? --<font color="Gold" style="background:navy">Lord Bluestripe  <font color="Silver" style="background:Maroon" size="3">Eulaliiiiiiaaa! 23:12, July 26, 2011 (UTC)

Don't know where you are?
Hey Barty, I don't know if you are on or not, but I Got to go now, so I will see you around, and can you comment on Gangs and Rune of Chaos, please? <font color="navy" style="background:Green">Weasel <font color="yellow" size="3" style="background:Blue">If you wouldn't call that an emergency, what would you call it? Alice?, 02:47, August 10, 2011, (UTC)

I updated Shadowlands! :D

Oh you flatter me! Anyway, come on speeqe or something, we can RPG

Barty mah man. Pine also suggesyed we continue the RPG. So at 12:00 pm my time, and 10:00 am her time, it will be 6:00 pm in Belgium I think. Thats when we want to continue the RPG, so tell us if you can come on 6:00 pm your time. thanks!

Mr. Grinn
Thanks Barty! I was needing a good ol gator ;)

<font color="Green">Lathagarr <font color="Teal" size="2">Haharr me cullies! 15:53, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

I'll add him in the Antagonist's section

<font color="Green">Lathagarr <font color="Teal" size="2">Haharr me cullies! 16:12, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Yes. In fact, we had a sea battle recently

<font color="Green">Lathagarr <font color="Teal" size="2">Haharr me cullies! 16:48, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Gallius' shout
Yes. Btw, Thorn and LRT rescheduled. You can do your Challenge now

<font color="Green">Lathagarr <font color="Teal" size="2">Haharr me cullies! 18:23, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Barty! You can challenge me now! MWAHAHAH! >:) Thorn and Lord Rose Thorn rescheduled; so now we can FIGHT!

<font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">I NEED some cake! 18:25, September 1, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

Thorn had to go

<font color="Green">Lathagarr <font color="Teal" size="2">Haharr me cullies! 18:31, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Barty! I miss you right now :( can you go on wiki chat right now so we can rpg? (btw; gladly awaiting to kick your rear in the arena! >:)

<font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">I NEED some cake! 18:58, September 1, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

BARTY!!!
We need you!

http://thievesguild.speeqe.com/

<font color="Green">Lathagarr <font color="Teal" size="2">Haharr me cullies! 20:04, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Barty! can we chat through our talkpages?? I miss you! :( please get back to me ASAP.

<font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">He had it coming!

I'm good right now; and I used to be upset because I got into a fight with Skal :P please get back to me soon.

<font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">He had it coming! 20:50, September 3, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

I don't want to talk about it :P but Skal and I are over it now.

<font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">He had it coming! 20:58, September 3, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

btw like my sig?

YES!!! :D and btw I like your sig too :) and guess what?!

<font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">He had it coming! 21:20, September 3, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

I'm doing a Redwall version of the Cell Block Tango!!!!!! Wanna know who's in it? X3

<font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">He had it coming! 21:30, September 3, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

Hey Barty! No idea if you're back but can we PLEASE talk on our talkpages????

<font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">He had it coming! 01:11, September 4, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

Hey :) btw, this is who I'm going to use (in order of speaking appearance) in the Redwall cell block tango:

Silvamord

Bluefen

Antigra

Kurda

Vilaya

Kaltag


 * D

<font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">He had it coming! 19:02, September 4, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

please get back to me ASAP, I wanna chat!

I picked Kurda because she has a strange accent... Making her perfect for the part of the Hungarian girl XD btw get back to me soon so we can keep chatting :)

<font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">He had it coming! 19:15, September 4, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

Ok! XD wanna chat more about this, Barty?

<font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">He had it coming! 19:41, September 4, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

btw, Vilaya is the second-to-last singer! :D

I'm AWESOME! and btw GUESS WHAT: Corbus made a YouTube video reviewing one of my fanfictions and he loves it!! Want a link? :D

<font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">He had it coming! 18:29, September 5, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

Hi Barty ol'chap, Where have you been these last few days? we're all missing you matey, can you try and come onto wiki chat sometime this weekend? <font color="navy" style="background:Green">Cobra Commander <font color="yellow" size="3" style="background:Blue">Fool! You haven't got the B.E.T.! You don't even know where it is! Your plan is laughable!, 11:40, September 09, 2011, (UTC)

Hey Barty, I made it to Wiki Chat, you are there, and IDK if you there or not, please come soon.<font color="navy" style="background:Yellow">Niko Banks <font color="yellow" size="3" style="background:Blue">Whats up gangsta!, 08:13, September 22, 2011, (UTC)

Barty! There is a conspiracy from within the staff of our story! The one they call Pinedance has refused to make her contributions to the novel in production! Rebellious! Madness! Deceptive! Deceiving! We must corner her ... and make her pay!

I know not, my dear Bartholomew! Her devious intentions are beyond me! But one thing is certain. We must fight back! THIS! IS! LLAMA!

BARTY!!!
Answer this right now...Can we PLEASE chat through our talkpages??! I'm sooooooooooooo depressed :'( :(

<font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">Don't tread on me! 21:02, September 23, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

What happened
I've had a roguh day...Can you come here and talk to me and Niko? http://niko-rpg.speeqe.com/

<font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">Don't tread on me! 21:16, September 23, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

Barty! Answer your mail NOW
Hey Barty... I'd appreciate it if you'd come on RWW speeqe ASAP.... I have some good news to share with you ;D :D

<font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">Don't tread on me! 15:30, September 25, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

Storytime!
The circle has come back to you, my friend! So ... write the story! Pine did a small bit last night, so ... yeah ... entertain us once again with your typewriter skills!

Sure thang!

I'll need your character info before we start on Warrior's Challenge. -- 16:38, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

BARTY!!! Please see me on the redwall fanon characters wiki chat!!!!! <font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">Don't tread on me! 18:11, October 22, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

Hmm, we never got that far, did we... Right, you can do whatever you want with him since the Drerlak is your char anyway, but I suggest he burrows into the ground after getting pwned by Dreyfus, only to return in the final battle sequence for an epic fight ... >:)

Your first mission on Warrior's Challenge is ready! Please look at the latest update on the homepage first though. -- 00:46, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

Aw man sorry I couldn't RPG I had to go somewhere and I just got back. In fact, you're probably sleeping right now! But hopefully we can RPG in the near future!

Hey Barty! I haven't seen you on Speeqe very much lately. What's up? <font color="maroon" style="background:Green">Ruko "F.F." <font color="red" size="3">I am now accepting personal char art commissions, only. 20:45, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

Name: Raggs Scarhide

Species: Ferret

Gender: Male

Weapons: Cutlass with slight ridges on the blade, length of chain with a hook on the end, and a dirk

Appearance/Clothing: Raggs is a somewhat short ferret with messy brown fur. He wears an eyepatch over his left eye and has a missing right ear. His body is covered with numerous scars. He wears a leather vest that is long in the back, a blue sash, a small copper earring on his left ear, and worn white pants that are slightly baggy.

Personality: Raggs is a very unpredictable beast. However, he usually acts casual about almost everything and often finds amusement in things that aren't funny, but can be serious at times, as well. He may come off as unintelligent, but he is actually smarter than he may appear to be.

Played by: Blue -- 22:04, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

BARTY! PLEASE COME ON EAGULL OR WIKI CHAT! I MISS YOU D: <font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">Don't tread on me! 20:13, November 15, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

http://www.eagull.net/embed/redwallwars@chat.eagull.net <font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">Don't tread on me! 20:17, November 15, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

GREAT! 21:24, November 15, 2011 (UTC)

So what did you plan on having your character do in Riddle of the Lost Blade? I need to be able to set up a scenario so I can guide you along. BTW, where is your character's starting location? -- 23:44, November 16, 2011 (UTC)

Come to speeqe if you can :) 19:37, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

BARTAAAY. After like 231234927 months of not updating, you finally wrote two paragraphs!

Just TWO PARAGRAPHS?!?!?! I expected more, y'scrawny penguin

HI Barty
Hey Barty, can you come to Wiki CHat for a little while? Salem wants to chat with you.Niko Banks 22:26, November 23, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Barty, can you come to Eagull, so we can RPG and so Salem can chat to you.Niko Banks 21:03, November 24, 2011 (UTC)

Come to eagull, Salem wants to chat and what notNiko Banks 22:10, November 26, 2011 (UTC)

Barty please come on eagull. I miss you :( <font color="red" style="background:Purple">Vilaya <font color="silver" style="background:Black">Don't tread on me! 18:07, November 27, 2011 (UTC)SalemtheCruel

HEY BARTY :D get yer tail on Wiki Chat or Eagull for a good ol'chat an wot not with me an Salem :) Niko Banks 22:48, December 10, 2011 (UTC)