User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Third Redwall Wars/@comment-1209332-20100608193007

"This is Martin II, reporting from The Third Redwall Wars ."

"OBITUARIES:" "Alas for the piper, he died alone, Yet tasty as an abalone. Nobody liked him, He's finally dead, let go play volleyball, using his head."

"In related news, Ming violated the rules by bringing herself back to life. Bad Ming!"

"Snowpaw continued referencing Lord of the Rings, trying to win by proving she is the greatest LOTR fan."

"Thornclaw, is in the first stage of grief (denial)."

"That's all for now. Until next time, for WDWC News, I'm Martin II, saying: Only the Good Die Young."