User blog comment:Martin2/Redwall: Court RPG!/@comment-1481330-20090926021600

''Richard is now eating a baconator. ''

Mmmmmm....... Wendy's food.

Richard then stands up

OBJECTION! I DID NOT TAKE MARTINS SWORD! THAT WAS AN UNFOUNDED ACUSATION! IT WAS PREDJUDICE AGAINST EVIL BADGERS WITH CHINESE FOOD, TOO! I AM SUING YOU!

Richard calls his lawyer

I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT WHEN THIS TRIAL IS DONE!!!