User blog comment:Brigadier Barty/Redwall Wars: A Deadly Turn/@comment-2246928-20150429212034/@comment-8051574-20150605175457

Out of pure boredom brought on by the monotony of ageless rowing, the vole finally can't stop herself anymore. "Halloo there, wot! Aye, Virawotsit, an' Vinnie, aye, you two! I need some stretch time, y'know. After all this perishin' work rowin' all week an' all, me legs are tired as toast! I bet Capt'n Galldrim will really look like I he's jolly eaten a gall when he finds out us rower chaps an' chapesses haven't gotten any stretch time, wot wot! Absolutely unthinkable! So, if you kind animals toddle y'way over here t' these shackles an' unlock 'em for a bit of R an' flippin' R, I'll be rather obliged to ye!"