User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Third Redwall Wars/@comment-1209332-20100608174210

"This is Martin II, reporting from The Third Redwall Wars ."

"Bluestripe is now sporting a top hat, and has created a whirlpool."

"Dr. Grief's Wife, thought to have been killed by Final Ninja, is back, and attacking Final Ninja Zero with a... stiff-arm?"

"Finally, Snowpaw the Wild has joined the Shannara Avengers, and has summoned Shelob, a cloaking device, and energy shield for the spider, and a multitude of energy swords."

"Until next time, this is Martin II for WDWC News, saying: Nope, bowler hats now."