Three Word Story

Introduction
Hilarious and random fun. What more could a person want?

What is a Three Word Story?
How could you not know this? It's simple. A story made up of individual phrases divided into three words. Sounds confusing? No it's not.

How do you play?
One person says three words to start the story, another person says three words, and so on.

Is there any rules?
Well, DUH.

Rules
Every game has rules. Except for those that say 'no rules'.

Protocol
This one SHOULD BE OBVIOUS. Follow the RWW Protocol.

Double-Turns
No going twice in a row! This one should be obvious too.

Fun
Have fun. Should be easy.

End-troduction
I will start off the game in the comments. Good luck!