User blog:Nikolai Banks/Everybody Hates Niko

This is an idea I got from the show (Everybody Hates Chris) its a fanfiction that I made with all the Characters I made and I have put them in it. And another reason I am making this fanfiction/Story, is because everyone hates my guts.

Chapter 1:New Comer
Niko: "Hey there, my name is Nikolai "Niko" Banks, and I am going to tell you about myself, first of all, I've been living in Mossflower since I was born, and my whole family lives at Redwall Abbey, first of all, lets meet my friends and family."

"First of all is my older sister Diana "Dian" Banks, she is one of the sisters that has a dream in the whole abbey, and mostly, she always thinks she is the center of atention, which is not true"

Dian waves and smiles at her friends, couple males walk by and she waves to them

Diana: "Hey boys, come and see my show tinight"

Niko: "PAUSE!!!, I forgot to mention she also likes to be on stage alot, she is an actress, why would she be one, just to get fame"

Shows flashback when Dian was 15 and Niko was a kid, Dian looks to herself in the morror and giggles, "What a lovely mousemaid I am" young Niko snickers

Niko: "Since then, she has always been a diva and an actress, but most of the time, just your typical actress mousmaid that lives in the abbey and is a sister"

Dian walks in and has her arms folded "Niko, why did you not come to see my show? you know its improtant to have my friends or family, no matter who they are, are there to see my play"

Niko grins as he looks to Dian "Well I was too busy getting ready to ignore your stupid play, like you ignore my stupid advice, when I told you not to go out with that otter few weeks ago, and you did anyway"

Niko: "Another fact about Dian, she goes out alot with males and hot boys, and she is never responsible for her own actions, one time, she went out with this squirrel and ended up having a hybrid squirrel/mouse baby with the squirrel, who she forced into getting the baby on weekends"

Dian snorts "I don't want to hear it, and you better be lookin after my little angel, Randy Jr" She glares at the teenage mouse

Niko sighs "He is fine and fast asleep, Ms whiny mouse"

Niko: "Oh, I forgot to mention that Dian's squirrel boyfriend she had a kid with, is named Randy, but I call him Randal instead, cause it is more fun to call him that, and it gets on his nerves, well Dian loved Randy so much, she named their son Randy Jr, which does not surprise me"

(Will continue later)