User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Fourth Redwall Wars/@comment-1399757-20100908152545

OOC: Dunno if I can do this all in 30 mins xD. I'll try. @Thorn: Metallica is pretty good! @Ming: You should still battle.

So McMillan lost a leg to Gandalf the Grey,

He popped off a round; Gandalf's brains did he splay.

Yoshi gobbled what was left of White,

Mushing him to bits with every Yoshi bite.

John Kerry chopped Artemis with his machete,

Screaming and flailing like a sugar-crazed yeti.

Luke then captured Harry's spell,

Using its force to throw him down a deep lava well.

Sarge jumped and grabbed Chuck by his feet,

Using his shotgun, he blasted Chuck to meat.

Gumbi starts to do his thing,

While Jet Li takes off at Thorn with a ping!

Mungo & Gingey crush Foaly and Arty,

Dancing on the battlefield like it's all just a party.

Then up from the sky, whats that?

Oh my!

Mega Man, Zero, & Hermy fly by!

Down they go, straight at Jackson,

Blowing his head off with 12bit hero action!