User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Third Redwall Wars/@comment-1209332-20100608165932

"Hello, this is Martin II reporting from The Third Redwall Wars ."

"Umrag's army of spartans was attacked by Bluestripe's tidal wave, but they reportedly 'held firm' against the onslaught. Umrag upgraded his firewall to a magmawall."

"Neildown sent Dr. Grief's Wife to attack the magma wall, but she was killed by Final Ninja. Bluestripe sent a pirate to deal with the ninjas, but Umrag killed the pirate with a minigun. Bluestripe hid behind a titanium barricade and fired a cannonball at Umrag, who claims it was smashed on his firewall."

"Thornclaw Braveheart made a correction to an earlier statement that a cloaked man walked toward Sister Armel, saying that it instead walked towards Umrag. Umrag fired on the cloaked man with an M61 Vulcan/"

"In other news, a photographer named Edit showed up, but thankfully he is not a reporter and can therefore be killed before he drives everyone insane."

"Until next time, I'm Martin II for WDWC News, saying: Top hats are back in style."