User blog:Nikolai Banks/Long Patrol Academy

A Fanfic crossover I am working on.

New Precinct- Redwall Abbey
Very upbeat music begins to play as the title comes up, saying "Long Patrol Academy 1: Redwall" as the upbeat Police Academy begins to play.

Two officers walk into Mossflower and towards Redwall, one officer was a mouse while the other was a fox, the fox looked tothe mouse. "PROCTOR.....hurry up or I come down and drag your sorry tail to our new precent, do you understand me!?" The fox glared at Officer Lt Proctor.

Proctor looked to the fox and smiles. "Oh golly sir, do we really have to be there in time for Abbot Mordalfus's feast, it won't start in the next 3 hours.....Captaine Harris, sir." '' the mouse cheerfully smiled at his captaine. they continued to walk towards Redwall Abbey, prepared for anything that might come their way.''

"I know that, I do not want to be late, so I can show the Abbot, that I am more on time than Lassard and his band of buffoons, the last thing I need, is another moron telling me I do a poor job, at coming in on time, for once I show them up, and impress Mordalfus at the same time, understand now Proctor?" Capt Harris turns and looked at the dopey Lt Proctor, folding his arms.

"Yeah, I get it now sir, oh I hear Cluny the Scourge was killed at that abbey just yesterday, I heard it from a friend, just before we left for Mossflower Country.''" Lt Proctor said, looking to Capt Harris. ''"Good thing we didn't have such a criminal like him back in the city, that would of been a real bummer, for Lassard and his team, but not for you, you'd catch him, before he could hold the mayor up for a hostage."

"Ohh, so true, I hate rats and if that scourge was alive, I would arrest him and get a promotion for capturing the sicko, and with help with a real professional team, chosen by me, and not that nimrod Lassard. And if those nimrods show me up at the feast tonight, ohhh then they better hide from me, when it comes to work." The fox gives a nasty smirk.

''Meanwhile unaware to Harris and Proctor, Lassard's team had arrived to the abbey about 3 hours ago. Jones helped in the abbey kitchen, along with a few mouse maidens. Constance walked in, Jones made an impression of huge foot  steps being made by Constance. ''"OK, now who keeps on doing that?" the badger turns around,everyone kept on doing their work.

"Doing what Constance? We all working here, even I, a humble officer am doing my part to helping you lovely people get ready for the feast tonight." ''Jones smiled cheerfully while peeling carrots and handing them to Jennie, who is sitting next to him. the badger nods and walked off, Jones again made impersonations of huge footsteps being made, slowly fading away,as Constance walked off.''

The mouse maids all giggle and returned to working. "You very talented Jonesy, though kinda mean playing little jokes like that on others." one of the sisters said to Jones.

"Mean, nah, just a little fun, it cheers others up, and just you wait, the next beast that walks in here, will not know what is going on." ''The officer laughed, continuing peeling the carrots. Basil steps into the kitchen.'' "Afternoon all, keeping good I suppose." The hare smiled cheerfully, greating everyone with a smile, when he bends down to pick up a carrot on the floor, Jones intimidated farting noises, causing Basil to shot up straight. "MY WORD.....parden me ladies. I've never done that before, especially not in front of lovely ladies like yourselves." the hare blushed with embarressment.

The maidens all laughed and giggled, Jones got up and smiled. "No worries friend, it could happen to anyone, best thing to remember. It is not a big of a deal, if you get a little gassy every now and then." Jones tapped Basil on the shoulder and walks off,

"What a decent honest chap he is, rather nice to have new comers like him, here in our beloved Abbey, eh wot wot?" The hare laughed, walking off in thee same direction Jones left in.

Meanwhile in the garden, Hooks stood in front of a group of Redwallers, explaning what the city is like. "N...now one of the things you must know, be sure to keep a whistle with you, just in case some bad people come to cause trouble for you, just take this whistle and blow in it like this." Hooks blew her whistle loudly.

(MORE TO COME SOON)