User blog:Martin2/Redwall Production Studios, Inc.

Chapter 1:Mossflower
"Okay, everyone!" Said Marvin, the Casting Manager. "We've just received word on the parts for Mossflower! Come up when your name is called to receive your script!" He began reading names, alphabetically. "Abbess Germaine!" There was already a problem. "Ummm... sir?" Said George, the Production Associate, "What?" Snapped Marvin. "Sir, we don't have an Abbess Germaine." Marvin sighed. "How big is her role?" he asked. "Fairly minor in book 2. She has some more lines in book 3." "Okay," said Marvin, "Call Cornflower and tell she has a job again." "Uh, sir..." "WHAT!??" yelled Marvin. "The Abbess is very old. Cornflower might not be able to portray her very well." "It's okay. Just cut down description of her age as much as you can and get a good make-up artist." George nodded and scurried away to do his masters not-so-evil bidding of death and production. "Argulor!" A giant eagle stepped up. "Here's your part." Marvin handed him a script. "WHAT?!" the eagle bellowed. "I GET KILLED BY A FOX? A FOX?!!!!! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A MIGHTY HUNTER OF THE SKIES! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!" the eagle flew off. Marvin collapsed into his chair. Actors. "George?" he called. The assistant returned. "Handle the rest of the actors. I need to get a replacement for Argulor." Marvin went to the computer room of the building. It was all technology borrowed from some Star Trek novels. "Computer." he said. Boy, this high tech experience sure gets old fast, he thought. "Do a search for any eagle actors you can find that might match the part of Argulor." "Computing." said the computer with an annoyed voice. "Search complete. The time took .0001 seconds. I sifted through nine million different databases, had to align myself to fourteen new operating systems, communicate to four different galaxies, and found a new facebook group to do it. But I got it done, in .0001 seconds! Whatever it is you pay me, it's not enough. If you did half the work I did-" "SHUT UP!" yelled Marivn. "Just tell me already!"

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