User blog comment:Ferretmaiden/The Redwall Food Fight/@comment-1884658-20100421194934

This is not a fair fight! But I can hold my own! Is that the best you can do? 1/1,000,000 of a steak? Eat this!

.*Dives into lemon merangue pie, coming out covered in cream and lemon filling. Tackles Thornclaw and smears afore mentioned goop all over his face*