User blog:Richard of the Flame/Ask Richard.

INTRO
yes, it is I, Richard of the Flame, lord of darkness, master of evil, Etc. Etc. Etc. This is my advice collum. if you write a question in the comment page, then i will eventually answer it. enjoy this, you slimeballs. enjoy it.

RULES
thats it. now you can ask what ever you want, you patheti- i mean, you good people. enjoy it.
 * 1) no nasty questions. i will just insult you and not answer your question
 * 2) you CAN ask personal questions about ME (the character) but not me (the actual person)
 * 3) no swearing. i will just ignore it and insult you later.
 * 4) your questions can be as stupid as you want. i dont care. well, yes i do. but who cares.
 * 5) WARNING! my answers are probably gonna be sarcastic. if you are easily offended,  LEAVE NOW!!!!!! 

--Richard of the Flame SSENKRAD MODNAR

QUESTION 1
Richard,

Why is the sky blue?

Martin2

Dear Martin2

''WHAT THE? THIS is my first question?!?! you have got to be kidding me. well, the reason that the sky is blue is because of the fact that all of the other colors look wierd up in the sky. if thats not the answer you were hopeing for, then TO BAD.''

QUESTION 2
Dear Rick

If you were stranded on a desert island, what three books would you bring?

Also, Are evil badgers ever dibbuns? If so, what did you do/get into trouble when you were a dibbun?

from Long Patrol Girl

Dear Long Patrol Girl (if that IS your real name)

''for the first part, i dont get stranded on any kind of Island crud. and if i did, it would probably be like that show LOST, and i would just walk half a mile and arrive in Hawiian Civilization. but i would probably bring an iPod and think of new ways to torture you all while listening to POPCORN. as to your next question, yes, yes we were Dibbuns. and yes, i did get introuble. i set all of the other dibbuns on fire. it was fun.''

also, dont call me Rick.

QUESTION 3
Dear Richard,

How long have you been considered the lord of everything bad?

Thurrn the Ranger

Dear Power Ranger,

''for 287 years. NEXT QUESTION''

QUESTION 4
Dear Richard,

Was your best friend a fireball? Do evil Badger's have best friends? Is the Bull shark have hte most testosterone than any other creature in the world(I heard this during shark week on the discovery channel)?

Silverfalcon Pikehawk

Dear Strange Bird-named otter,


 * 1) was my best friend a - WHAT? FIREBALLS CANT BE FRIENDS! they just burn things. 
 * 2) Evil Badgers do have best friends. i set mine on fire.
 * 3) no. first, everything you heard from discovery chanel was a lie. second, no creature has HTE most Tenderstone. no one has HTE tenderstone in there body. except mabey my uncle steve. 

For the record, if you have multiple questions, i put the answers in a list.

QUESTION 5
Dear Richard,

aRE you Fat?

Bluestripe the Wild

Dear Bluepipe the mild,

''NO! I AM NOT FAT! DIDNT YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL YOU NOT TO ASK ABOUT PEOPLES WEIGHT?!?!?!?''

QUESTION 6
Dear RICHARD NOT RICK


 * 1) Do evil badgers have evil badger mothers? what about Fathers? and Siblings?
 * 2) Were you one of those rebelious youth-evil-badger-types, kind of like Sagaxus, except evil?
 * 3) Can evil badger lords hold metals or non-metals without gloves or eye protection that would be corrosive to human skin? (Okay...last one for now:)
 * 4) Do you put cream and sugar in your coffee? How many lumps do you put in? What kind of coffee is it (Arabian Roast, Morning Brew, Pike Lane, etc.)? And do you like Starbucks?

Long Patrol Girl

Dear Long patrol Girl (i STILL think that you have another name)

''my name isnt RICHARD NOT RICK. my name is Richard of the Flame''. get it right, please


 * 1) No, i killed my family. except for my uncle Steve. he lives across the ocean. 
 * 2) yes, i was rebelious. i created a garage band. and we put germs in Loamhedge. that is why everyone left. because of me. 
 * 3) what? 
 * 4) i put sugar and dead vole blood in my cofee. i use sugar packets. and it is HATERED flavored. i get it from ferrets, not Starbuck. he was a hare that served under Boar the Fighter! READ MOSSFLOWER, YOU TWIT!!!!! 

QUESTION 7
Okay, I thought of two more RICHARD

1: What are you lord of, because, I mean, 'bad' is a pretty broad statement? Like, does rotten milk and spoiled cheese count? Or what about termites? Termites are pretty bad. Mosquitos, too?

2: Why do you suspect me of tom-foolery about my name, hmm?

Long Patrol Girl

Dear Long Patrol Girl (its STILL a wierd name.....)

you STILL got my name wrong.


 * 1) .................................................. sure, why not?
 * 2) the number 12

QUESTION 8
Dear Richard of the Ssenkard Modnar,

1.What would you do if all the Abbey warriors, all the Redwall baddies, and the Fellowship of the Ring showed up in your room and started arguing over your things?

2.Are you in love?(lol)

3.Can you fire lazers?

4.What would you do if you discovered that suddenly you can breathe under water?

5.What's your fav. food?

6.What do you do if you get too much suger?

7. Can you talk in a chipmunk voice?

Pinedance Coneslinger

Dear Pinedanceing Conethrower,


 * 1) i would burn their houses down. BURN THEM ALL!!!!!
 * 2) ..............NEXT QUESTION
 * 3) yes. yes i can. i use them to make people blind. like people who ask about my SOCIAL LiFE
 * 4) drown people
 * 5) BACON!!!!
 * 6) i pass out. im evil. im not supposed to be sweet. i like being sour......... or spicey!
 * 7) yes i can.

QUESTION 9
If you were stranded on a distant planet 17 million lightyears away from Earth, what would you do to survive?

If you had thirty seconds to live and Pinedance was the only one in the room, what would you say to her?

If you and Sauron from LOTR played a game of life-or-death Scrabble, who would win and what would be your highest scoring word?

If you suddenly found you had the ability to make food appear, what would you eat first?

When you were an evil badger dibbun, what was your favorite stuffed animal?

Are you in one of those evil-badger-bands you told me about on the shout box a few days ago?

Have you ever eaten paper, glue, or play-doh?

Long Patrol Girl

Dear Long Patrol Girl (that name......)

you forgot my name all together.............


 * 1) kill aliens
 * 2) nothing. i would just kill her. it would make the travel to Hellgates a bit less lonely.
 * 3) i would win, and my word would be  Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia , which is(ironically) the fear of long words
 * 4) pie. or bacon. or donuts.
 * 5) my stuffed turtle, Mr. Squiggles
 * 6) yes. its called EVILBADGERSWITHMUSICALINSTRUMENTS. no spaces.
 * 7) i have eaten all three. they taste good in Flambe

QUESTION(s) 10
Deer Richard:

What is the meaning of life?

Why am I here?

Why does Looking For Group only update twice a week?

Why do cats dislike water? Why why why?

Why did you copy the character from the webcomic? And why do hats fly?

Will you answer my pointless vague questions?

Chickedn or Beef?

Are you mad at me for referring to you as a deer?

Do you like forks?

Am I asking too many questions?

Will you kill me if I call you Rick?

Is this a valid question?

Who's on first?

Is Cale male of female?

Do monk's souls taste like chocolate?

Do you approve of the US Congress?

Do you like hats?

Martin2

Dear Martin2

''before i answer your pointless questions, i have one for YOU. what happened to Martin1?''


 * 1) to kill things
 * 2) cause your life is pointless.
 * 3) i dont know.
 * 4) cause it makes them swell up and explode
 * 5) i am not technechally a copied character. if you want the answer to that, find someway to Contact eVilcanada6. he's the one who created me. and Juliza, and Bluestripewithoutspaces. and hats cant fly.
 * 6) i have to. it is my punishment for killing so many people. i dont WANT to.
 * 7) TURKEY.
 * 8) yes, my mind is bursting with a thousand different reasons of WHY i hate you, and that is in the top 20.
 * 9) yes.
 * 10) yes.
 * 11) yes.
 * 12) no
 * 13) Joe The Marlfox
 * 14) its a Feman. you arnt supposed to know.
 * 15) no.
 * 16) no. i prefer Hooded Robes.

i hate you........

QUESTION 11
Dear Richard,

WHY DOES MY FAMILY ACT CRAZY?!?!?!

Pinedance Coneslinger

Dear Danceingpine, Thrower of Cones,

''BECAUSE YOU SHOUT SO MUCH! IT IS GIVING THEM MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS!!!!!!!''

QUESTION 12
Dear Richard,

Are you smarter than Joe Biden?

Do you randomly beat yourself with fruit products?

Neildown

Dear Neilidiot,

''why did you even COME here? you HATE me! and as to your questions, their answers are:''

YES and

NO.

QUESTION 13
Dear Ssenkrad Modnar,

1. Why did you not answer my love question(lol)? Gotta love(heeheehee)?

2.Why is bacon your fav. food?

3.Do you like Devil's Spitt BBQ sauce?

4.Do you use poison?

5.Do you like pizza?

6.Can you recite a whole page from one of the Redwall books without peeking?

7.What's your fav. number?

8.What's your opinion on waterslides?

9.Am I annoying you? If so, I'll annoy you even more, because I love annoying ppl.

10.What's your fav. movie? Series? Book? Song? Horse?

11. What would you do if someone came up to you and gave you $5000000000?

12.Can you do the splits?

13.Can you fire electricity?

14. How about toothpaste?

15.What do you do if you get mad? Sad? Glad?

16.Are you annoyed at me by now?

17.Do you have siblings? Or did you kill them all?

18.Why do I exist?

19.Is the world real?

20.Does Legolas need a beard?

21.Do you prefer satin or velvet?

22.What color is the wall to your left?

23.Do you like trees?

24.Do you like swimming?

25.What would you do if a Mary Sue starting following you around?

26.Am I dead?

27.Why does Esmeralda have such a huge army? It's not fair!

28.Any advice on how to get the pikas to stop persisting that I am the one to pick the big red strawberry?

29.Why won't Celeborn stop asking me where Gandalf is?

30.Are you annoyed yet?

31.Should I shut up for a minute?

32.Can you tell my brothers to explode?

Pinedance Coneslinger.

Dear Pinetreedancer Pineconethrower,

''MY 13TH QUESTION IS A 32 QUESTION LIST?!?!?! I CALL THAT BAAAAAAD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!''
 * 1) Because it was TO personal
 * 2) cause it tastes good (DUH!!!)
 * 3) ........what the?
 * 4) who doesnt?
 * 5) possibally.......
 * 6) im not that big of a fan!
 * 7) 27
 * 8) could be worse, 
 * 9) ye-.....no, no you arnt. 
 * 10) The Simpsons movie. Redwall (series and book). dead.
 * 11) Hire someone to answer these for me.
 * 12) no
 * 13) of course!
 * 14) no
 * 15) Dance. dance. dance. or kill the innocent.
 * 16) no comment.
 * 17) you guess.
 * 18) you exist to annoy people who own Advice Collums.
 * 19) he has a beard?
 * 20) Satin. he is evil!
 * 21) its covered in Blood.
 * 22) yes. they burn.
 * 23) sure, why not.
 * 24) kill her. and use her feet as a hat.
 * 25) not yet, but if you make lists as long as this again?
 * 26) because she shops online
 * 27) BURN THEM!
 * 28) i dont know. just tell Celeborn that he lives in Iran
 * 29) no, im not annoyed (SARCASM ALERT)
 * 30) no, just keep talking (ANOTHER SARCASM ALERT)
 * 31) no. do it yourself.
 * 1) no. do it yourself.

QUESTION 14
Dear Richard

why can't we call you Rick?

Thurrn the Ranger

Dear Urrn the Power Ranger

because.

Question 15
Can you scream?

Pinedance Coneslinger

Dear Pinething Thingthrower

''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUG!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!''

QUESTION 16
$Do you enjoy roasting cows alive?
 * 1) Do you enjoy roasting zebras alive?
 * 2) Do you enjoy roasting cats alive?
 * 3) Do you enjoy roasting monkeys alive?
 * 4) Do you enjoy roasting dogs alive?
 * 5) Do you enjoy roasting annoying people named Martin alive?

Martin2

Dear MartinII

$ yes
 * 1) yes
 * 2) yes
 * 3) yes
 * 4) yes
 * 5) YES! I DO IT ALL THE TIME! I ESPECIALLY LOVE DOING IT TO THEM AFTER THEY ASK ME REPEATING QUESTIONS WITH NO POINT TO THEM

QUESTION 17
Dear Ricky the Warlock Badger of Doom,My home was burnt down by an insane warlock badger with the power of ssenkrad modnar. What should I do?

Martin2

Dear Mr Martin II,

''first of all, my name is not ricky. if you people are going to write here, can you at least get my name right?''

''and about your house.......... move. if you rebuild I- i mean he, will just burn it down again and kill you, too. he didnt finnish the job last time.''

QUESTION 18
Dear Richard (Not RICK or RICHARD NOT RICK or RICHARD, or nothing but Richard.),

What was your first job?

Did you work as a barista in a coffee shop when you were 16?

Can you play musical instruments? If so, are you interested in joining the evil badger orchestra, known as Evil Badger Orchestra?

If your keyboard exploded RIGHT NOW, what would you do?

Do you think that sueing someone for a fender bender is wrong?

Can you help me with algebra?

Can you create a statue of a giant Kleenex made of marble if you are wearing a blind fold?

If Sauran and Saruman from LOTR came and ambushed you while you were eating your daily tapioca pudding, would you: a. Create a diversion then get your lava creatures of doom to take care at them? b. Reprimand them for bugging you and send them to their rooms? c. Make them feed you blueberries?

Can you recite lines from Forest Gump?

Are you a robot (I have my doubts about you...)?

If you think my name is fake, then what do you think it is?

Do you think I work for the FBI and am secretly investigating you (Heavens no...)?

How old are you? (If that's too personal, sorry)

Do you like my drawings?

If you could invite your friends over for a GIANT potluck, who would be some of the people you'd invite?

When you were in seventh grade, were you an emo?

Okay, you were out in the swamps all day doing something questionable and you got eaten up by mosquitoes. What do you do, resist the urge to scratch as hard as you can, or risk worsening the infection and scratch?

Do you make short animations in your spare time?

Do you have a DSL connection or Dial-Up?

Does your pointy-tower-house thing have a strong foundation that can withstand more than a 5.4 earthquake?

What color are your eyes?

Are you color blind?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Do you have an iPod or other MP3 device?

Okay, I'm done now. FOR NOW!! MUA HA HA AH HA!!

Long Patrol Girl

Dear Long patrol Girl (AUGH! THAT NAME!!!)

''what the-?! ANOTHER INSANE LIST?!?!?!?! do you get lessons from Pinedancer on how to annoy the heck out of me????''


 * 1) Vole exterminator.
 * 2) sure, i guess so. (what is a Barista?)
 * 3) yes. and no. i play the piano and the organ (spooky music!) but i hate Orchestras.
 * 4) blow up the rest of my computer. it would be easier to get a new one cause the old one would be firedamaged.
 * 5) no. sue them for all their cash. i like my fenders un-bended
 * 6) no
 * 7) no. dont ask me again.
 * 8) A.
 * 9) RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!!
 * 10) invalid question. terminate. TERMINATE. TERMINATE!!!! (fooled you, didnt i? im not a robot)
 * 11) your name is just WIERD. no one names their kids LongPatrol Girl.
 * 12) that is a possibility
 * 13) too old.
 * 14) yes.
 * 15) .................what?
 * 16) no. i never tried to slit my wrist. i like my life.
 * 17) scratch them until they bleed. then the mosquito poison comes out and you dont need to scratch anymore.
 * 18) yes.
 * 19) i dont know. or care.
 * 20) yes. it bends.
 * 21) a glowing yellow.
 * 22) i dont care.
 * 23) both
 * 24) good for you.

QUESTION 19
Dear Ssenkrad,

Why is there lava?

What is the meaning of life?

Why is there soccer?

Can you implode?

How about explode?

How many brothers do I have?

Why does my 7 year old brother think he's a king?

What college should I go to?

Are you a friend of Sauron?

Can you teleport me to Middle-Earth so I can escape my crazy life?

Where is the Peery Egyptian Theater?

If you had 1 second to live, what would you say?

Can I go hiking?

Do you live in Orthanc?

Or Mordor?

Why does Arwen get Aragorn?

Why is Eowyn a rider?

Why are there only 9 black Riders? Why didn't Sauron make more rings?

How can you tell when you're annoyed?

Do you like mushrooms?

Do you like thunder?

How about lightning?

What's this?

Who's that?

Where am I?

Can you do the Hokey-Pokey?

Do you like volcanoes?

Do you think Rohirric horses need to be trained by elves?

Why are elven steeds more obedient then regular horses?

Can you sing?

Why is it over 9000?

Who is Dr. Octogonapus?

If orcs suddenly popped up in your room and started clamouring that they were going to be your servents, what would you do(other then burn 'em)?

Why do you kill ppl?

Do you use taxt talk?

Can you talk in computar language?

Can you speak Elvish?

Are you annoyed with me yet?

How much longer should I do this?

What school do the fishies go to?

Can you sing 'How to Save a Life'?

How 'bout 'Hit me with Your Best Shot'?

'Slow Ride'?

What kind of car do I own?

What do you hate?

What do you love?

Do you have cookies?

Cake?

Soda?

Pizza?

Ice Cream?

Junk Food?

Apples?

Pears?

Plums?

Grapes?

Fruit?

Carrots?

Peas?

Corn?

Lettace?

Veggies?

Why was Internet invented(I know, but wanna know if you do)?

What top secret thingy are the teachers doing?

Am I dead yet?

Do you know any one who's blind?

Deaf?

Dumb?

Paralyzed?

Is this stupid?

Am I smart?

How old am I?

How old are you?

How old are my brothers?

Why does my baby brother like candy?

Why are my walls lilac? Why aren't they rose?

Why can't I live in the mountains?

Why can you buy guns and such in Utah?

Why are there deserts?

Tropics?

Plains?

Mountains?

Oceans?

Are you annoyed with me now?

Why do us kids have to attend school?

Do you have pets?

Why did you put down a bunch of @#*$%^ before answering any of my questions?

What kind of foot do I have?

How about LPG?

You?

Are you eccentric?

Am I nosy?

Why do the Redwallers always defeat bad dudes? Why can't they make a treaty after several centries of fighting and live in peace with each other?

Why did the ring make Frodo depressed?

How come Legolas can fight a whole army of orcs and only suffer a bruise?

Can you ice skate?

Roller-blade?

Sled?

Sled down stairs on shields?

Fight balrogs?

Should I go away now?

Pinedance Coneslinger

Dear Pinedancer Stuffflinger (i see my assasins have failed to kill you after your last list)

DO YOU FIND ENJOYMENT IN MY PAIN?!?!?!?!?

''FROM NOW ON, THERE IS A MAXIMUM OF 10 QUESTIONS PER LIST THAT YOU CAN ASK!!! I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THAT AGAIN. ''
 * 1) it burns things
 * 2) i thought i already answerd that!
 * 3) so that European FREAKS could do stuff in their free time.
 * 4) yes.
 * 5) yes.
 * 6) i dont care.
 * 7) because he is on some kind of mind altering drug. punch him. it should fix it.
 * 8) somewhere FAR away.
 * 9) who?
 * 10) no. i hate Hobbits.
 * 11) Egypt
 * 12) i would just kill you. then you wouldnt make such long lists for the next person to run this advice Collum.
 * 13) sure. TAKE A HIKE!
 * 14) no
 * 15) double no
 * 16) because no one likes you.
 * 17) because he wanted to do something worthwile. i dont care.
 * 18) dude, evil people arn't made of Rings! they just cant go "oh, i think i wil make a new ring just to have a Harry potter Dementor as a horse rideing slave" NO! People dont do that!
 * 19) look for the sarcasm alert
 * 20) no
 * 21) no 
 * 22) YES
 * 23) an Advice collum, you Ninny
 * 24) Richard, lord of darkness, commander of evil, ruler of the undead, creator of the Plague, ETC.
 * 25) probably in a room. in a building. on a planet. in space. in the bog, the bog down in the vally oh! Hey, Hey the Rattlin bog, the bog down in the Vally oh! hey hey, the Rattlin bog, the bog down in the Vally oh!
 * 26) yes. cause thats what its all about!
 * 27) well, DUH! of course i do!
 * 28) ................. WHAT?
 * 29) i dont know, mabey they have more Fiber in their Diet....
 * 30) yes, i have an excellent singing voice. havnt you been RICHARDROLL'D yet?
 * 31) because 8999 was to low.
 * 32) my dentist
 * 33) tell them to burn eachother. i would help.
 * 34) because its FUN!
 * 35) yes. um..... woot!
 * 36) YES, I TALKZ IN TEH COMPUTER LIN6O
 * 37) no, it isnt an easy language to learn
 * 38) no, you dont annoy me (SARCASM ALERT!)
 * 39) if it was up to me, you wouldnt be doing this at all.
 * 40) Ocean Elementery.
 * 41) yes
 * 42) yes
 * 43) yes
 * 44) toyota
 * 45) you
 * 46) killing things
 * 47) no
 * 48) no
 * 49) no
 * 50) no
 * 51) no
 * 52) no
 * 53) no
 * 54) no
 * 55) no
 * 56) no
 * 57) no
 * 58) no
 * 59) no
 * 60) no
 * 61) no
 * 62) SHUT UP ALREADY
 * 63) it was invented by the air-force in Area 51 to find Nazis. the answer you know is WRONG
 * 64) shooting Orphans
 * 65) not yet, but i will work on it.
 * 66) yes
 * 67) yes
 * 68) yes
 * 69) yes 
 * 70) yes
 * 71) NO
 * 72) i dont know, mabey 13-14
 * 73) too old.
 * 74) i dont care
 * 75) because he is a wierdo
 * 76) because Rose was killed by Badrang
 * 77) because the mountains have Yetis, and your parents dont want you eaten byYetis. i disagree.
 * 78) because the moon is made of Cheese
 * 79) to hold sand
 * 80) to make fake disaster shows like LOST.
 * 81) for Buffalos
 * 82) for Yetis
 * 83) to hold undrinkable water and fish
 * 84) your trying to ask me 100 questions, arnt you?
 * 85) so that you dont become stupid. it seems to be failing on SOME of you.......
 * 86) yes
 * 87) because i was @^%$@# ANGRY AT YOU FOR MAKEING A 32 QUESTION LIST! NOW I AM EVEN MORE ANGRY!!!
 * 88) Squirrel foot
 * 89) Hare foot
 * 90) EVIL FEET
 * 91) why, yes. thank you.
 * 92) yes, yes you are.
 * 93) because Brian Jacques chose it that way.
 * 94) because its an EMO ring
 * 95) because he is an elf.
 * 96) no
 * 97) yes
 * 98) yes
 * 99) yes
 * 100) yes
 * 101) WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 

''THAT COUNTS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''

QUESTION 20
Dear Richard,

Would you break down crying as a guest star on Oprah?

Neildown

Dear Neilidiot,

''No, i wouldnt. i dont even have a problem worth discussing. you know who does? Pinedance. she Talks to much. and she writes 101 anoying questions.''

QUESTION 21
Hi Richard,

1. Are you glad that I got your name right? Tee hee.

2. If you think Long Patrol Girl is a weird name, what would you have named me then, eh? (By the way, the real name is Kailee.)

3. If you're making a peanut butter sandwich, do you use a lot of peanut butter or only a little?

4. Have you ever choked on a banana?

5. Have you ever seen anything that is an albino? (I have, it was a crocodile.)

6. Why are bunnies and guinea pigs so nervous?

7. Do evil badger children go to summer camp to make new friends and make new lanyards?

8. Do you ever drink your coffee black? Because it's so much more treacherous....

9. Do you think playing in giant cardboard boxes that once housed digital pianos as they were being shipped is fun? (I do!! Wee!!)

10. Do you think I could pick up a sword?

Oh, by the way, a barista is the dude or dudet behind the counter who makes the coffee and espresso. I have no clue how I know that...but it sounds like a cool job or working at In-n-Out ^^

Long Patrol Girl

Hi Kailee (i used your real name!) i stoped careing about what a Barista is. i already have a job- i get PAID to answer everyones stupid questions. haha.''


 * 1) sure, why not
 * 2) probably Sue or Samantha. i like names that begin with S
 * 3) a lot of Peanut butter. it tastes good!
 * 4) no.
 * 5) yes, it was a frog. it bit me. i burned it. and then ate it.
 * 6) thats my fault. sorry
 * 7) yes, yes they do. they learn how to use their evil powers
 * 8) yes, Black cofee is good. i only drink it before i answer these questions. i need all of the energy that i can get.
 * 9) yes. boxes are fun. and when you finnish with it, you burn it! BURN IT ALL!!!!!!!
 * 10) well, anyone can use a sword. i can throw swords at Voles. so can you.

QUESTION 22
1. Do you ever laugh?

2. Did you get your inspiration as a mean person from the Three Stooges?

3. Do you have a hair-doo? [do the doo]

4. Do you plan to take over the world?

5. What would you do to fix our economic crisis?

Neildown

Dear Neilidiot,

''you forgot my name. its not that hard to type! just type R-I-C-H-A-R-D.''


 * 1) hehehehehe. yes.
 * 2) no. i got my inspiration from a web comic and a friend of mine.
 * 3) yes, and it is awesome. i keep it under my hood.
 * 4) that is confidential information.
 * 5) according to Kailee, i should lower the taxes in america. i say kill all of the homeless people. 

QUESTION 23
Dear Non Ricky the Warlock Badger,I moved to Russian and he did it again! How do I kill warlock badgers without having to expose them to a truly horrible B-movie?

Martin2

Dear MartinPooh,

''Russian is a language! you cant move to Russian''! ''as to your question, 75% of evil badgers are allergic to Baking Soda. It causes their eves to shrivel up. i am an exception.''

QUESTION 24
Dear Evil Rickard.

How would you answer a rhetorical question?

Neildown

Dear Neilidiot

''the same way i answer all of your questions. with sarcasm or insults.''

QUESTION 25
Dear Richard,

1. Do evil badgers have evil podcasts to talk about their own evilness?

2. Why do you like the letter 'S'?

3. Do they have an evil badger muppets show?

4. How much do they pay you to do this? (Lemme guess, not enough.)

5. How did you make your first dollar?

6. Are there evil lady badgers in evil badger land, or is it like the dwarves from LOTR where there are women but they look so much like the men that you can't tell and people just think that they pop out of the ground?

7. Let's say I'm bullied at school. And I want them to stop. Can you help me?

8. What University did you attend?

9. Do you ever smile a non-evil non-mad smile?

10. Do you have gross teeth like all of the other villains, or do you floss daily?

Long Patrol Girl

Dear Kaliee (i used your real name.)


 * 1) of course. mine is a best seller in canada!
 * 2) because it looks like an evil snake.
 * 3) yes. they are all on fire and they kill other Muppets
 * 4) exactly.
 * 5) it was Counterfit.
 * 6) there are Evil Lady Badgers. and let me tell you, they are HOT! yeah.......
 * 7) one word. BLOWTOARCH. or is that two words? you get my drift though.
 * 8) the Evil Badgers Institute for Gifted Minds
 * 9) occasionally.
 * 10) i floss. and brush. but none of you can see that due to my evil mask! HAHA

QUESTION 26
1. What is the name of the magical land that you live in?

2. Have you ever seen Charlie the Unicorn?

3. Eiffel 65 is in town. You invite them to your pointy house and they come. Do you hurt them if they play lots of music for you?

4. What would you do if I unleashed a Chimchar on your right now?

5. What is lamer? Pokemon, Digimon or Yu-Gi-Oh!

6. Do you have a balanced breakfast everyday?

7. Do you sleep 7 or more hours of sleep a night?

8. Which of my pictures is your favorite? ^^

9. What would you do if I handed you an awesome picture of you RIGHT NOW?

10. What style of drawing do you draw in?

Long Patrol Girl

Dear Kailee

WHY WONT YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!!!


 * 1) Canada
 * 2) yes. i took his Kidney.
 * 3) no. they are awesome and italian.
 * 4) stab it in the head and make its pelt into a hat and roast the rest of it and feed it to my neighbor Fred McDoogenburger.
 * 5) Yu-Gi-Oh
 * 6) yes.
 * 7) im Nocturnal.
 * 8) i cant choose. cause i dont show Favoritism (JULIZA!!!)
 * 9) i would refrain myself from insulting your intelligence and/or hurting you.
 * 10) Anime / cartoonish. DEAL WITH IT

QUESTION 27
Do you want to be an astronaut?

Bluestripe the wild

Dear Bluegrape, 

NO! next question.

QUESTION 28
Do you have a facebook account?

Do you play other computer games?

How many hours of sleep a DAY do you get?

Do you have evil badger doctors?

If you had an extra ticket to go see Eiffel 65 and I couldn't get a ticket (Sniff) would you give me your extra ticket?

When you listened to Daft Punk on Youtube, did you like them?

Did you cause the recession?

Long Patrol Girl

Dear Kaliee,


 * 1) yes. it is awesomeness.
 * 2) yes, i play the occasional pinball game. it says so in my title list. #45 GUY WHO PLAYS PINBALL
 * 3) 8-12. yes, i like to sleep.
 * 4) no we have dentists. they are like Doctors, but they work on teath, too. and they are evil.
 * 5) .................................................................................................possibally...................
 * 6) not really. 
 * 7) ................................................................................................Possibally....................

QUESTION 29
Umrag the Destroyer
 * Why is chicken called chicken?
 * Who made up MODNAR?
 * Why are you answering my questions?
 * Do you like clams?
 * Do you think insanity is a virtue?
 * Why is the world round?
 * Where do you come from?
 * If you were a ligthning bolt, what would you strike?

Dear ThumbRag,

''wow, nice title. does that title give you the right to just send me questions with out a "dear Richard" or "Hiya Richard" or "Please help me Richard because I am so incompitent and weak that i dont know the answers to my own questions". just for that, i am adding that title to my own list. deal with it. as to your silly questions:''


 * because God commanded it to be so.
 * some wierd guy named eVilcanada6.
 * i really dont know, kid.
 * who doesnt like clams? Clams are delicious!
 * no, because then Martin2 would be the king of Virtues.
 * so that you cant fall off the edges or poke your eyes out on the corners. Roundness is safe.
 * the darkness, you twit!
 * i would strike every person that gives me stupid questions. ESPECIALLY PINEDANCE! DANG YOUR 101 QUESTION LIST!!!!!!! 

QUESTION 30
Dear Ricardo57 who comes from the light, Umrag the Destroyer
 * What would you do if someone set you on fire RIGHT NOW?
 * Would you hula hoop if someone said they would giveyou money?
 * What the heck?
 * Can you get this question wrong?
 * What is worse: flowers or butterflies?

Dear ThumbRag the Ninny,


 * dude, right now i AM on fire. my chair and desk are on fire. look at the pic at the top of the page. NINNY
 * no. i would chop their head off.
 * exactly.
 * no. wait- yes. i dont know.
 * Vole Dibbuns. i hate Vole dibbuns. they annoy me SOOOOOO much.

''one more thing: MY NAME AINT RICARDO57! I AM NOT SPANISH, IM CANADIAN! AND I COME FROM THE DARKNESS, NOT THE LIGHT! YOU DESERVE THE TITLE I GAVE YOU, THUMBRAG THE NINNY!!!!!''

QUESTION 31
Dear Little Tin man who comes from the light, Umrag the Destroyer
 * What would you do if someone poured water over you?
 * Why are you purple?
 * If you don't answer a question and someone punches you in the gut, what would you do to them?
 * {to previous question} If so, what's the problem?
 * Grapes are grapes, are they not?
 * Who is the least annoying user on this wiki?{not counting yourself or Bluestripethewild?
 * What is worse: flowers or butterflies?

Once again, Dear ThumbRag the Ninny

im not even going to talk to you about the name.


 * i would get wet, Stupid.
 * why am i- im not purple!
 * i cant do anything. stupid legal contract says that i am forced to do this.
 * {to previous answer} are you crazy?!? the problem is that i get indigestion VERY easily! and a punch to the gut hurts if it doesnt fade through me
 * yes, i do believe that they are.
 * Juliza Swiftree.
 * they are both to bad. just burn them.

QUESTION 32
Not-so Dear Chicken warrior with a big ego who comes from the light, Umrag the Destroyer
 * Why did you sign the contract, then?
 * What is your greatest weakness?
 * Are you insane?
 * What wouild you do if you met someone eviler then yourself?
 * What is worse: flowers or butterflies?

Dear Thumbrag the STUPID Ninny.

''see? its not nice when someone keeps makeing fun of your name.''


 * i had no choice. it was either sign it or go straight to hellgates.
 * i have no weakness.
 * ummmmmmmmm............ that is classified.
 * kill them. and use their skin as a hat.
 * Flowers.

QUESTION 33
Dear Richard,

Were you always mean and angry? (No offense, but that should be a compliment since your all evil and stuff.)

Do you find me extremely annoying, annoying, kinda annoying, or so/so annoying, or not really annoying at all?

If you find me annoying, how can I fix that?

Do evil badger wear watches?

Do evil badgers like big gold earrings?

Do you think white leather is tacky?

Do really shiny gold door-nobs look cheap?

Why don't you like Daft Punk?

Do you like Techno over Screaming Punk music?

What is your favorite woodlander animal, excluding vermin and stuff, from the Redwall series?

Long Patrol Girl

Dear Kailee,


 * 1) yes. and thank you for the compliment (SARCASM ALERT)
 * 2) no, you arnt annoying (ANOTHER SARCASM ALERT)
 * 3) ask well thought questions and give me a social problem to fix.
 * 4) yes. my watch is made of Vole Bones
 * 5) NO! WE ARE NOT PIRATES!
 * 6) of FLIPPIN course!
 * 7) no, not really. i use the skulls of my enemies.
 * 8) it sounds wierd.
 * 9) YES! TEH TEHCHNO MUZIC ROX!
 * 10) i like Moles and Squirrels. they are cute! (i will never say cute again, so enjoy it while you can)