User blog:Layla Goldeneyes/Redwall : Truth or Dare

Show 1:Martin, Badrang, and Felldoh
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host; Layla Goldeneyes!"

"Alrighty my mateys! Welcome our victims- oh, I mean gust to "Redwall: Truth or Dare"; Martin, Badrang, and Felldoh!"

The group walk on stage and sit down on chairs. "Hi!"

Martin happily ran up to one of the cameras and pressed his face against it. "Hi mom!" Layla starts to pull him away, at the same time smiling to the crowd. Losing her cool, she kicks his behind. "Get back to your seat, mousey the warrior!!"

Badrang angrily jumped up and pointed at Layla. "Hey, that's my line!" Layla's teeth shuddered as she made a deep growl. Badrang slowly sat back down. "Buuuuutttt, umm, you can use it!"

Layla turns back to crowd. "Like I was saying.. We have ours truth or dares in! This first one came from...Kasha the Squirrel."

Martin: (Dare) Break you sword and eat it!

Felldoh: (Truth) Do you actually love Celandine?

Badrang: '(Dare) Kiss Tullgrew!

From,

Kasha the Squirrel.

The victims look dumbfounded at them. Martin said something rather not nice."*bleep* you Kasha the Squirrel..."

Layla's eyes went wide, Badrang's mouth fell open, and Felldoh was quite. "W-What did you say..?" growled Layla.

"You heard me! I said-" Martin's mouth was covered by Layla's paw. Her claws dug deep into his cheeks.

"No need to say in again! It just that.... THERE IS NO CUSSING ON MY SHOW MOUSEY!!! " Layla screamed so loud, people from Salamandastron heard her

In Salamandastron

Badger Lord Snowpaw looked out his window in wonder. "What the *beep* was that!?"

The small hare next to him ears fell flat at his master's words. "O_o?"

Back at the Studio

"See?! That's the problem right there!" Martin shouted.

"What?! Her attitude or loud voice?!" Felldoh said, clutching his ears.

"No! I wanna have a show!" cried Martin.

"You know when you can have a show?" Badrang smiled.

"When?!" Martin clapped his paws.

"Never!" Badrang shouted.

Layla's eyes were burning with rage. "Okay..until my nerves settle down, commercial break.." Layla's eye were fixed on Martin.