User blog comment:Silva the Squirrelmaiden/Silva's Songs ♫/@comment-1153441-20101227221821

Lawsuit! Lawsuit! Lawsuit! Lawsuit! I take extreme offense at that song! What are you a feminist or something?! I'm so going to sue you! I'll have my lawyers on you so fast it'll make your head spin! You owe me restitution! Not only for making such a highly offensive song, but also putting lies all over it! I don't like being under cars, and I can't fix my car because I don't have one! And NO! I WILL NOT SING THIS SONG! It's impossible! how in the world do you sing a =D? I have my lawyer on the phone right now! I'm going to sue you for offensive lyrics, for half truths lyrics, for playing a lyric and for stealing my teddy bear when I was only 2 years old! (True, you weren't the one did that but I'm suing you anyway!) I'm not only going to sue you, I'll sue your relatives! I'll sue your siblings, your mom, your dad, your uncles, your aunts, your nephews, your nieces, your grandpas, your grandmas, your cousins, your cousins cousins, your cousins cousins cousins, and your cousins cousins cousins who live in Albuquerque!!! I and my lawyers will not rest until all your money is gone, your home is repossessed, and your guitar is sold on e-bay!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you; in jail!!!

I'm just kidding! You know that right? Right......? Right.....? *uh oh*

Boy, it's fun to do fake tirades! BTW, how do you sing a =D?