User blog:Thornclaw Braveheart/The Thornclaw Braveheart and Billy Mays Show!

OK, this is slightly based on ASK Richard: Live! I host a show with my alter ego, the otter version of Billy Mays. I currently need a cameraman, people who want to be guest stars, and anyone else who wishes to work on the set.

Episode One: The Phantom..I mean...The Show Begins
''Two seats that resemble huge swords are next to a round table with crossed swords on it. A stoat sits on one chair and an otter on another.''

Thorn: Hello everyone, I am Thornclaw Braveheart!

Billy (VERY loud voice): And I'm Billy Mays!

Thorn: And we bring you, the Thorn and Billy Show!

Billy (VERY loud voice): Our first guests are a well-known band from Salamandastron, reknown for their appearance in multiple commercials and TV shows before us.

Thorn: One member, lead guitarist/singer Lennon Lemonworthy, has requested appearance on Hollyfire Thornblade's upcoming film, The Ultimate War.

Billy (VERY loud voice): So, Thorn, anyways, let's get ready!

Thorn: This band will start this episode by performing their classic hit, "Come Together", a favorite among the young beasts of Redwall. And now, ladies and gentlebeasts, the Beetle Hares!

''A light appears on a stage next to the table. A hare with a French mustache and a pink coat is playing drums, a hare with a red coat is playing a guitar, a left-pawed hare with a blue coat is playing bass and backup singer, and a green-coat hare with round spectacles is playing a rhythm guitar and also singing.''

'Author's Note: You can hear this song on Youtube. Look up "Come Together". The band playing it is The Beatles. It's also on iTunes and Rhapsody.'

After the song, the musicians bow and put away their instruments, then sit on chairs at the table with Thorn and Billy.

Thorn: So, Beetle Hares, we've heard much from your albums over the past eight years. How have you maintained such popularity?

Author's Note: I'll continue later.