User blog comment:Nikolai Banks/Everybody Hates Niko/@comment-3094815-20111101205327/@comment-3094815-20111114173901

Cire turns to Bousaen Don't worry, she's not related by blood and she wasn't married to me back then. Besides, I married her in the alternate timeline of a RPG. In my real life, she doesn't exist...but neither do you...wait...I don't know any of you!!! This is quite alarming and I fear I may go into shock! Am I in a RPG or something??? looks around and spots his creator sniggering in a corner YOU! You've been using me for RPGs! Now I've got an alternate wife and several alternate relatives! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???