User blog comment:Jadefang/Babelfish Translator: Redwall Mess-Ups/@comment-2110662-20100703181918

Heres something really random :P, but its wierd (as usual)! and Ming, yes you can call me Jade:

Original English Text: Kill the Abbot and slay a lord, but give me what I most desire... CHEESE! Translated to Japanese:

My most cravings…The murder, do to murder the main thing, but give no large monastery leader the cheese!

Translated to Chinese:

My craves…Murder, execution murder milestone, but produces does not have the overhaul Daoist temple leader cheese!

Translated to French:

My beseeches… the murder, big step of murder of execution, but produced the cheese of starter of temple of Daoist of revision does not have!

Translated to German:

Mine does not ask… the murder, large job-quilts the murder at the execution, but produced the cheese of the starter of the temple of Daoist of the modification has!

Translated to Italian:

Mine the homicide, great jobs-trapunte does not wonder… the homicide to the execution, but it has produced the cheese of the device of starter of the temple of Daoist of the modification has!

Translated to Portuguese:

It mines the homicide, the great works-trapunte do not want knowledge… the homicide to the execution, but it produced the cheese of the device of the activator of departure of the temple of Daoist of the modification has!

Translated to Spanish:

Mine the homicide, the great works-trapunte does not want knowledge… the homicide to the execution, but it produced the cheese of the device of the activator of the exit of the temple of Daoist of the modification has!

And this involves a Daoist temple... I just asked for cheese.