User blog comment:Biggren/Ask Mr. Merle/@comment-25220117-20140607171142

Dear Mr. Merle,

Bein' an 'ogwife, as id is, I ten' t' 'arve lots o' teaparties 'n' picknicks, but o' late, no one seems ter be willin' t' come t' 'em.

I 'eard that narsty ole 'og Miss Iddle whisperin' t' some o' 'er kin yestermorn all suspishus-like, an' I fink it's cos o' 'er.

Fink it's 'er, makin' beasts not go t' me teaparties 'n' picknicks? 'N wot shudd I do? Me pore Nuncle Tedd's tarin' 'is spikes tryin'a make our supper parties 'n' sich th' way they wonce wus, an' nuthin's werkin'!

Sinseerally,

Miz Wyma Heckle