User blog comment:Snowstripe the Fierce/The War of Southsward/@comment-26538658-20151226150631/@comment-26538658-20151231155912

''Once there, they saw the room was packed. Voles, mice, squirrels, otters, shrews, hedgehogs, moles, even one or two badgers would squished into the room. ''

"Awright, mateys, let's go see what it is fer lunch this fine day." ''he walked right up to a hogwife, whowas ladling soup for a young squirrel. ''"Irelia, darlin', whatr'e we havin' fer lunch? Would ye mind tellin' me two newest mateys of our meal?" ''the hogwife responded by handing all three of them bowls. ''

"We're having crawfish stew, with Southern Redbrand Pepper, mixed with carrots, cabbage, and celery. Go on down to Jodd, he'll fill your bowl today."

''A kindly old mole took each and every one of their bowls and filled them nearly to the brim. He also surprised Idunn by speaking without the stereotypical mole accent. ''"Good afternoon, Gledd, I see you're showing two new recruits how to get lucnheon here." ''he said, pushing his spectacles farther up along his nose. ''