User blog:Jadefang/Dedede Abbey Invasion

New RPG, folks! This idea happened to pop up while I was playing Kirby's Epic Yarn...

I should get back into the buisness of writing fanfics again. Anyways, enjoy.

Intro to Dedede Invasion
It was all quiet and peaceful in Dreamland. Every day, the sun would shine brightly, the clouds would be white as snow, the sky ever so blue. The grass would grow lush and green, and leaves on trees grew large enough to provide plenty of shade. Hundreds of brilliantly-hued flowers grew in profusion to line the dirt trails. Everything was perfect. If you like that sort of thing.

But the big, bad, penguin King Dedede didn't like it at all.

He was tired of the happiness and the cheerfulness of Dream Land; it all suddenly seemed to turn into a nightmare of boredom. There was absolutely nothing to do that interested him. No action, no adventure, even no boss-fights against Kirby; what could be worse?

Already, Dedede had taken over a large portion of Dream Land to create his ultimate empire that he wanted so badly. He had used up all of the pranks to humiliate and possibly kill Kirby. Of course, they were never sucessful. He wanted to steal Meta Knight's ship the Halberd, but Meta Knight was currently using it on an excursion to who-knows-where. He didn't even have the heart to bully his Waddle Dees﻿ anymore. They were too cute!

So out of his lasting boredom, King Dedede devised a cunning plan to escape from Dream Land and start a grand adventure of excitement. He waited in his castle for Meta Knight to return from his mini-vacation. When the Halberd was anchored close to his castle, the King climbed onto the highest turret and made a great leap to the deck of the airship. Now, penguins can't normally fly, but this is Dream Land! So Dedede flew (or glided) until he landed safely onto the Halberd. He whistled loudly, and soon an legion of Waddle Dees, Waddle Doos, and Gordos followed to invade the aircraft. They began to infest the halls and rooms and slowly started to throw Meta Knight's soldiers out of the windows. Whoever they couldn't throw out, they killed.

King Dedede finally found Meta Knight on the top deck of his ship, wildly slashing and cutting Waddle Dees with his mighty sword, Galaxia. Dedede stomped right up to Meta Knight, grabbed him, and literally kicked the poor warrior overboard. Nobody could hear the scream of terror over the mayhem that was caused.

Stage one of the Cunning Plan; complete!

Now, time for stage two. Dedede had to find a destination to fly to. Problem was, he had... nowhere to go. But there were some ideas.

Patchland? Too plushy and cute.

Planet Earth? Too realistic. Penguins can't fly here.

Chuck Noriss' home? Too manly and violent.

He thought over and over until he thought of only one place to go to: Redwall Abbey, close to Mossflower Woods. PERFECT!!!

Stage two of the Cunning Plan; complete!

Dedede went to the control room, and pushed some buttons, flipping switches as he did so. A purple void appeared in front of the ship and contined to grow in size. Unanchoring the Halberd from its positions, the King grabbed the wheel and steered his way into the void. All of the hitchikers gave a final "HALLELUYAH!" before being sucked in.

' Will be updated later. '