User blog comment:Richard of the Flame/Pirates of Doom/@comment-1421927-20091201003023

Cap'n!! Cap'n!!! CAP'N!!!!!!!!

I'm Commodore (Not commander, Commodore) in the Royal Navy. The name's... Commodore Maryann Redd, known as Mary to most. Stops you scurvy dogs from ruinin' our grand seas, piligin' and that rot. Oi don't loike poirates...-glares-