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(Got this'n from Laburnum Steelfang on fanfiction.net, doncha know)

''Once upon a time, Mossflower Woods was filled with flower shops run by various woodland creatures. Animals everywhere would come to Mossflower to buy beautiful bouquets. One day, the Abbot of Redwall told all the monks to start a flower business, except that all the Redwall monks would give the flowers away for free. All the animals started getting their bouquets from Redwall, and it started putting the other woodlanders out of business. The woodlanders decided that they needed to put a stop Redwall's flower business once and for all. They sent Log-A-Log to talk with the Abbot, but the Abbot wouldn't listen. They sent the Skipper of Otters, but the Abbot still wouldn't listen. Finally, they got Hugh Broadstripe, the badger lord to visit Redwall. Hugh was so fearsome, that the Abbot gave in and told the monks to stop giving away flowers. Here is the moral of the story: ''

''"Only Hugh can prevent florist friars." ''