User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/Rise of the Mercenaries Reboot/@comment-1153441-20130520234242

Wade pulls out a katana and a dagger, and dispatches a weasel with a quick slash of his sword.

"Woah, guys! No need to go all crazy. If you wanted to borrow a bowl of gruel you just had to ask. Then again, my gruel recipe is top secret. I can't let you have it!! Diiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!!"

Wade leaps into a pack of vermin, slashing and stabbing all around.