User blog comment:Bluestripe the Wild/The Third Redwall Wars/@comment-1209332-20100608191634

"This is Martin II, reporting from The Third Redwall Wars ."

"A lot has happened; The Lowdown:"

"Thornclaw obstinately clings to his ownership of Sauron, though that was a different War, and also to the pied piper, who was killed multiple times. DEAL WITH IT!!"

"Ming killed herself, saying she had 'Cannot-come-back-to-life daggers in the heart.' That's gotta hurt, Ming! We would be sorry, but you threatened our chief reporter."

"Clone, aliens, and all that ended up dead, I believe."

"For WDWC News, this is Martin II, saying: Dance, send me o's!"