User:Martin2

Looking for artist
Am looking for an artist willing to draw a monthly comic strip (That I shall write). Applicants will be asked to submit a test drawing.

Some points I am flexible on:

 * Anthro or human (Depending upon your preferences)
 * I can change parts of the story to fit artistic needs.
 * The style of the comic
 * Note: I wrote this comic with amine style in mind, but it can work with whatever you want need it to.
 * You do not ned to draw in color. B and W sketches are fine.

The test drawing
It should be of one of the four main characters, in whatever context you want. The idea is to get an idea of your art style.

The main characters:


 * Jeff Coulton: The unfortunate protagonist. A high-schooler (Sophomore-Junior) who somehow ends up at a school where everyone is crazy. Everyone. As average as physically possible. If he's anthro, a mouse with brownish-red fur.


 * Unnamed Crazy Stalker Girl Extraordinaire: The creepy female student Jeff runs into at his bus stop who subsequently begins following him. Hilarity ensues. Dark hair. Antro: Another mouse. Why not? White fur. Creepy looking.


 * Catherine Jones: Someone who for no apparent reason also begins stalking Jeff. No one knows why. She has tried to murder the CSGE several times. Red hair. Evil Eyes. Anthro. Mouse, again. This was designed for humans after all.


 * Mr. Elrood: The teacher who teaches every class that requires actual learning/events to take place. He has ridiculous looking whiter hair that looks as if he touched a Vandograph generator and is somehow under the opinion Jeff enjoys being stalked.

About Me
My real name is Silvio Burlosconi. I first picked up Redwall in 2006, and read up to High Rhulian within a year. I read Eulalia! when our library got it, followed by Doomwyte. I have read every book at least once, seen all of the first TV series, and parts of the other two.I am the founder and administrator of the Thursday Next Wiki[] I need help, so all of you who voted for the first option on the poll and actually have read the series, please assist! I am the #1 Crazy Person on the wiki, despite what Bluestripe the Wild may say! I am also Lord Thunderstripe on Club Badger, Mauran Axestripe's website. It's a great site, check it out! [] I am the instigator of the TBWTM2S war (the blog war that martin2 started war). Leader of The Avengers of Shannara. I have made an RPG on the Redwall Wars Wiki []

News Notices
Anything new for me shall go here:

Sunday, December 20 2009: I'm leaving for a few days. The Storm will be finished over Cmas break.

Other Names You Might See Me As
Lord Starfire: My Redwall Fan Fiction Wiki account.

Darkfire22: My Warriors Wiki/Warriors Fan Fiction Wiki Account

Chocolate Bunny: A user that I have to.... give people chocolate bunnies with!

RPG's and FF's
List here.

Redwall Favorites/Least Favorites
WARNING! SPOILER ALERT! NEED I SAY MORE! YES? WELL TOO FLIPPIN BAD!

Favorite Protagonist: Deyna from Taggurung.

Least Favorite Protagonist: Gotta be umm... That One Guy!

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te Book: Taggurung, Mossflower, or Marlfox

Least Favorite book: Redwall It got me interested, but BJ got better with time.

favorite Grey Character: Blaggutt from Bellmaker

Least favorite Grey Character: Veil from Outcast of Redwall I don't even classify him as gray.

Worst tragedy: The death of Laterose of Noonvale from Martin the Warrior

Best marriage: sister Armel and Rackety Tam from Rackety Tam

Best Sword wielder: Triss from Triss, by far

Strangest villain: Ublaz Mad Eyes from Pearld of Lutra Where'd he get hypnosis?

END OF SPOILERS

Zetsubo Sensei
From Sayanora, Zetsubo Sensei. Disturbing/funny Japanese Anime.

I AM IN DESPAIR!|left In Despair once more!|right How do you not know what bread is???|left OCD!!!|right A parody of children's drawing songs... Kinda disturbing, at the end.|middle

Be Somwhere-AMV
Basseclipse and I made this. Awesomeness. No Question.|middle

Martin2's Theme song
I honestly have no idea why I'm doing this. Oh well here goes:

(To the tune of "Martin" from Salamandastron)

In days of sane,

A werido came

To infuse insanity,

Who's sanity was really lame

And that weirdo's name was me!

(chorus)

Martin, Ma-a-rtin,

The weirdo of Redwall!

Without a clue,

He might kill you,

And maybe eat us all!

Status
Sort of like if I had a facebook page. Which I would never do.

August 1, 2009: 6:13 (mountain time zone) Martin2: I've been playing Warcraft II for so long. Very nostalgic. Last time I played this game I was four-ish. It also means that I have nothing better to do that play poorly animated games from the 1990's.

August 1, 2009: 9:04 Martin2: I hate Wii Baseball. It's nothing like real Baseball. I know, because in real Baseball I can actually hit. And people don't catch your would be triple EVERY SINGLE TIME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Mental Doctors administer sedatives) aaaaaah....

August 2, 2009: 8:00 PM, Martin2: Too much making fun of Harry Potter is hurting my brains.

Martin2: Boooooooooooreeeeeeed.--Martin the Loony Am being… Mysterious…  16:20, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

MArtin2: I set up an RPG at The Redwall Wars wiki. http://redwallwars.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Martin2/Battlefield_Redwall. --Martin the Loony Am being… Mysterious…  17:42, 4 AugusProxy-Connection: keep-alive Cache-Control: max-age=0

2009 (UTC)

August 24, 2009, 1:09 PM,

M2: Reading about old, dumb, Saturday Morning Cartoons. My brain is degrading into sludge.

October 25, 9:37 PM

M2: I just bought StarCraft! If you don't know what that is, read about it here:

M2's guaranteed boredom cure!
Google "Havard professor racial profiling Cambridge" You'll have hours of people typing angrily at each other and making ridiculous assumptions to enjoy.

Politics not your thing? Image search "puppy". Your brain will be overloaded with cuteness.

Still bored? Click here: []

Confused/Angry? go Here: []

Still bored? []

Still bored? Well TOO FLIPPIN BAD! IS IT MY FAULT YOUR SO HARD TO PLEASE?!!! NO!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, there is one thing guaranteed to cure boredom:

If you don't like this, you are a horrible hope-crushing heartless monster!!!!!!!!! Do you know how hard Bass Eclipse and I worked on that?????!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG! EM-WAVE-CHANGE-MARTIN-ON-AIR!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! (Cries)

Phrases
To help people understand me better, Here are some common Eletheral/Latin phrases I use a lot. Words in italic are Latin, words in bold are Eletheral


 * Hostes hostium of meus hostilis est meus amicus- The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
 * Nolam dethara Chalkiriss!- Be summoned to me, Shadow Fangs!
 * Loe raskin dethera Khadgazar?- Why have you summoned The Dark Lord?
 * Malkodin farahar soth!- Bring the dark veil of death!
 * Chamaskra nolambum dethara Thorisis!- Awake and be summoned to me, Lord of Light!
 * Chamaskra nolambum dethara Khadgazar!- Awake and be summoned to me, Dark Lord!

Members of THE Shannara Avengers can, in TWTM2 started, summon things to fight. Just type the phrases like so:

Chamaskra nolambum dethara ''Name of Elenthain Lord/Lady here"

The Elenthian Lords and Ladies


 * Khadgazar, the Lord of Darkness
 * Thorisis, the Lord of Light
 * Zantalind, the Lord of Thunder
 * Chrysdian, the Lady of Water
 * Fareomian, the Lady of Air
 * Jaskadal, the Lord of Fire
 * Gormanad, the Lord of Earth

and Valmadas, who counteracts all magic.

Fan Fictions
I currently am working on two Fan fictions on my own, and a third one with Pinedance Coneslinger. I am planning to start a third one soon.

The Storm
Redwall Abbey is attacked by a vengeful weasel leading an army greater than even Ungatt Trunn's! Meanwhile, a liar within Redwall casts out their only hope for victory. Salamandastron's hares arrive with too few numbers to defeat the enemy. The Stormclouds of War are gathering over Redwall Abbey.

(This is all planed out, just want an opinion.)

Who should die next in The Storm? Coll Heather Kalda Treeslinger Karksa Thunderstripe Cormstanp Mary Ferdul Stop killing people! Don't care now that that hag Borage is dead. Martin2, you go way over the top in making your polls ridiculously huge! Just kill everyone and let Elledis win.

Waves of Darkness
The cruelest Corsair to ever sail, Zarstan the Cruel! After losing a slave who stole something important, he purses the poor otter over land to Redwall. Meanwhile, an old squirrel and an otter make their way as well, while others search for them. An army is gathering in Mossflower to conquer Redwall and it's leader is ruthless and bloodthirsty. (Already planned) Should the mystery otter's sister still be alive? Come on! She fell off a cliff? Does she sound alive to you? YES!!!!!!!! I couldn't care less. Yea, a short poll for once!

A family Tree that relates to this. MAJOR SPOILERS!

Serpent's Tide
I'm co-writing this story with Pinedance Coneslinger.

In the Eastern Sea, a gem of an island lies amidst the tropical waves. The peaceful creatures of the island live in constant fear of Slarvis, the giant Boa Constrictor that plagues them. After one of their young ones falls dead to the snake, they decide to take action.

Insanity Incarnate
Strange things start happening at Redwall. Fruit is falling out of the sky at random intervals, strange people are stealing food from the Kitchen. Only one creature can save the day. Well, not really..... They'll kind of just be like "Oh.. would ya look at that..." a lot.

UPDATES!!!!!11111eleventyone11111111oneoeneone11!!!!!etc!!!!
And for good measure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

If you want to be alerted on updates on either of my Fan Fictions, put your sig here!

The Storm
John-E  Gutripping!  15:14, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Shieldmaiden Tell Me Something I Don't Know! 23:07, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Pinedance Coneslinger Talk! 01:24, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Rose Of Noonvale  Noonvale Here I Come!

--ladyamber88 Mossfloweeeeeeeerrr!!! 00:45, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Silverfalcon Pikehawk <font color="#c0c0c0" style="background:Black">Watcha got on yer mind?

<font color="#008080">Princess Khera Wildlough

Verminfate Beware the wrath of Morfelg Bloodskull!

Blizzard6654 23:04, 13 May 2009 (UTC)Blizzard6654

--<font color="#daa520">WildloughRhulain <font color="#ff0000" size="2">Taste stones! 23:28, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

--Rhulasunwave101 01:23, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Ooooohhh!! Me! Me!! I want to be updated!! Update ME!!!!! LOL Trenna Swiftpaw 23:20, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

Waves of Darkness
<font color="#00ffff">Pinedance Coneslinger <font color="#000080" size="2">Talk! 01:24, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

--<font color="#008000">ladyamber88 <font color="#0000ff" size="2">Mossfloweeeeeeeerrr!!! 00:45, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

--<font color="#ff00ff">Rose Of Noonvale

<font color="#008080">Princess Khera Wildlough

Blizzard

--<font color="#daa520">WildloughRhulain <font color="#ff0000" size="2">Taste stones! 23:28, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

<font color="#ff0000" style="background:Black">Thel' Vomadore <font color="#000000" style="background:Gray">Are you a Battler, or a Watcher?

-<font color="Red ">Segalia   <font color="crimson" size="3"> Beware the Warrior! 07:33, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Serpent's Tide
Doing it here.

Blizzard

Verminfate Beware the wrath of Morfelg Bloodskull!

--Skipper falloon 17:42, 31 July 2009 (UTC) what's up matey

<font color="blue" style="background:aquamarine">Amberalla Galedeep  <font color="blue" style="background:aquamarine">A Born Killer....

--<font color="Goldenrod">WildloughRhulain  <font color="red" size="2">Taste stones! 16:43, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

~<font color="black" style="background:silver">Alkena 23:26, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

<font color="Red" style="background:Black">Thel' Vomadore <font color="Black" style="background:Gray">Join me in the War of Wars!

<font color="Blue">Deyna the Mighty  <font color="#0af000" size="2">What's Up! 16:06, 15 November 2008 (UTC) 00:53, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Insanity Incarnate
<font color="#008000">ladyamber88 <font color="#0000ff" size="2">Mossfloweeeeeeeerrr!!!

--<font color="#ffff00" style="background:blue">Long Patrol Girl <font color="#0000ff" size="2" style="background:yellow">"Fish and Chips!!" 03:18, 2 August 2009 (UTC) Kailee did it.

--<font color="Goldenrod ">WildloughRhulain  <font color="red" size="2">Taste stones! 18:21, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

Fan Fic Characters!
These are also free to edit! (I put them on another page to prevent accidental spoilers) User:Martin2/Character_pages

Books
I own Doomwyte and (thanks to one of my school friends) Outcast of Redwall. --<font color="olive" style="background:saffron">Martin II <font color="olive" style="background:saffron">I scare myself...  16:13, December 20, 2009 (UTC)

The Ongoing Epic
Those micro-poems on the shout box are (almost) all part of this.

Besides Redwall stuff
I like MacGyver, as well as Stargate SG-1. I'm also a fan of The Chronicles of Narnia, Warriors, Tom Clancy books, and James Harriot books, and of course the Thursday Next series! Can't wait for One of our Thursdays is Missing.

[|space Sons of Liberty]SO AWESOME! Very catchy.

The best Movie EVER!!!!!
Dragonheart. The FIRST one. The Second one was just plain terrible.

[|Dragonheart Dragonheart: To the Stars]


 * sniff* That song can still make me cry.

2010
A special poll for the new year.

What you expect from 2010? World peace THE END OF THE WORLD!!!! A cure for the common cold Flying cars! (Duh) De-caffeinated Mountain Dew FREE PIZZA! An end to the war in Iraq/Afghanistan Free energy Space Stations A colony on Mars/the Moon Martin2 being checked into a mental hospital (loony bin)

AUGUST
Ernest Hemingway

Aaaaaaaaah, cats.: 1 (me)

What?:0

What you say?:1

Whata what?:0

Huh?:0

Salamanders!:0

Oh, the poet. What about him?:0

NINJA FERRETS OF RAINING ACID BLACK DEATH!!!!!!!:2

Check Martin2 into a mental hospital (Looney Bin):2

JULY
What is your favorite type of cake?

Black Forest Cake.: 0

Cake.: 1

CAKE!:0

CAAAAAAAAAAKE!:0

Lemon Cake.:1

Seed Cake.:0

Hon Rosie's Seed Cake.:0

CAAAAAAAAKE! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!:1 ( I think I voted for this one. Not sure)

All your base are belong to us!:2 ( I may have voted for this one)

Giant Enemy Crab.:0

What does this have to do with cake?:0

I like pie.:0

I like Pi.:0

Salamandastron.:0

Ferrets.:1 (Or this one)

Cats.:0

Meow.:1

I like Cake. :0

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!:1 (Or perhaps this one)

Check Martin2 into a mental hospital (Loony Bin).:6 (Maybe this one)

JUNE
What political alignment are you?

Conservative: 5 (M2 voted for this)

Candy Worshiper: 2

Everything else: 0

MAY
Which Redwall TV series is better?

Redwall: 1

Mattimeo: 5

Martin the Warrior: 11 ( M2 voted for this)

They all stink to high heaven! (Hamlet ref): 3

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0

What's Redwall?: 0

Martin2, I've said it once and I'll say it again, stop making RIDICULOUSLY LONG POLLS!!!: 0

MARCH
Laser's vs Masers!

Results:

Lasers: 6

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Sig
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