User blog comment:Frentiza the ferret/The Dibbun Wars/@comment-1399757-20091002154322

I push up into the mattress and topple Blue off of the bed. I then flip the mattress off of the bed and fold it in half over Blue, sandwiching him. [I've actually done this done this before. Goooood times goood times.] Umrag, get on, quick!